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Worst book titles ever

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Posted : 5 years, 2 months ago at Jun 9 7:01 -
I've just seen "Overcoming Obstacles with Spunk!", what was the author thinking?! It may be a good non-fiction and motivational book, but I just cannot have a title like that on the shelf for all to see. Anyone found any worse titles...
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Posted : 5 years, 2 months ago at Jun 9 15:12 -
Very tempted to say Twilight :D

But, I remember one, it was something like Motivational words to pick your nose for you
or something really stupid like that, kinda lame.... Idk if that's exactly what it was...
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Posted : 5 years, 2 months ago at Jun 9 15:18 -
here's one that i think is funny, but at the same time, WTF?

why do guys have nipples?

that is the honest to god ame of the book. no joke.
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Posted : 5 years, 2 months ago at Jun 9 15:30 -
LOL I know it, its in the nonfiction range - nearly bought it myself, but instead went for "Quantum physics cannot hurt you".
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Posted : 5 years, 2 months ago at Jun 9 19:47 -
you've seen it then?
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Posted : 5 years, 2 months ago at Jun 10 6:39 -
Yep, its the same type of nonfiction as...
Why do penguins feet not freeze?
Does Anything Eat Wasps?
Do Penguins Have Knees? An Imponderables Book
Do Polar bears Get Lonely?
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Posted : 5 years, 2 months ago at Jun 11 15:39 -
here is a funny one: "Thesaurus" -just sounds ridiculous (the saurus?) i mean common...the spelling,wtf

hehe just joking XD
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Posted : 5 years, 2 months ago at Jun 17 17:41 -
right....

i saw one the other day, it's not a book title, but it's a title, one of the most retarded things i've seen ina while.

MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D! 2d adition.

that is seriously what it said, no joke.
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Posted : 5 years, 1 month ago at Jun 25 14:35 -
i saw a book the other day, well, i saw two. here's the titles.

weed, man.

and

a survival kit and instruction booklet for zombies.
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Posted : 4 years, 2 months ago at May 27 3:32 -
Going to have to go with "Another Bullsh*t Day in Suck City" for this one. Saw it on my sister's shelf and am now thinking of antidepressants for the child. :)
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Posted : 3 years, 4 months ago at Apr 9 18:22 -
"The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew"
I think it's a classic, but the title sounds so awkward.
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Posted : 2 years, 5 months ago at Mar 17 9:22 -
"A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian"
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Posted : 2 years, 2 months ago at May 25 1:21 -
The Double Lottie
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Posted : 1 year, 11 months ago at Aug 26 4:15 -
"johnny's such a bright boy, what a shame he's retarded" no joke, i own it.
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Posted : 1 year, 3 months ago at May 4 21:12 -
"The O'Reilly Factor for Kids: A Survival Guide for America's Families"

I first read this as "The O'Reilly FACTORY for Kids: A Survival Guide for America's Families" which made as little sense at the actual title, but was creepier.

"Birth Control Is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and Also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!!"

Yes, this is the actual title. Yes, it has 2 exclamation points.