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You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

4.9 Listal rating
5.7 IMDB rating

2 Videos

18 Pictures

7 Reviews

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206 Ratings

Comedy (11), Action (5), 2000s (4), 2008 (3), (2), Stupid (2), Superhuman (2), Revenge (2), Disco (2), R5 (2), Hummus (2), Sex (2), Offensive (1), Adam Sandler (1), Low Box Office (1), Nudity (1), Brother (1), Disco Dancing (1), 08 (1), Sexual Humour (1)

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Starring (View all) :
Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler

Zohan Dvir
John Turturro

John Turturro

The Phantom / Fatoush
Nick Swardson

Nick Swardson

Michael
Michael Buffer

Michael Buffer

Walbridge
Charlotte Rae

Charlotte Rae

Mrs. Greenhouse


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Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler

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Robert Smigel

Robert Smigel

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Ratings of You Don't Mess with the Zohan



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It´s not a Movie. It´s a roll of CRAP.

Posted : 3 months, 2 weeks ago at Aug 5 14:35
Let me state it clearly: It´s, from farest as possible, the WORST movie I ever seen until now. I pray for God to save me from watching anything that terrible again. And I swear to God that I will never let any friend of mine to spend even a minute watching this horrible piece of sh*t. 1) This movie is SO bad, that it has really redefined the concept of "TERRIBLE" for me; 2) This movie is SO f*ckin annoying that I would rather to watch any nonsense repetitive flash or gif animation with freaking sounds for two and a half hours in any cinema. 3) This movie doesn´t deserves even the minimum rating. To be perfectly fair with those weird Bollywood´s movies (not pretending to offend anyone), It should have a NEGATIVE RATE for us to vote. 4) My record (wasting time) watching "You D...Read more

Rating : 1/10

Lather. Rinse. Save the world.

Posted : 3 months, 3 weeks ago at Jul 29 19:01
Geez, I think I'm the only person who actually got enjoyment out of this movie. I might have the mind of a child, or smoke entirley too much weed, but I actually liked this film. Sure, the story was a little stupid and it wasn't one of the best out of Sandler, but cheap humor just juimped out and bit me in the butt! Leaving His counter Terrorist ways and dreaming of becoming a Stylist for Paul Mitchell, Zohan ends up in New York under the hidden alias of Scrappy Co Co, the names of two dogs he traveled in a cage with to get there. Every stupid thing Sandler does as an Israeli counter terrorist and as a stylist is funny, keeping shoulders of the wmoen's hair he cuts warm by resting his junk on it, and the American phrases he mispronounces keeps me laughing as well. How could you not laugh a...Read more

Rating : 7/10

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Posted : 10 months, 1 week ago at Jan 14 13:26
Seriously, what is this crap? This is one of the very few films I actually turned off before finishing. Truly dire.

Rating : 1/10

If only the Zohan hadn't messed with us!!!

Posted : 1 year ago at Nov 1 21:58
"I just want to make people silky-smooth!" Adam Sandler's excruciating, lethargic comedy routine stopped being funny around the beginning of his career. With You Don't Mess with the Zohan, Sandler and his usual partners in crime against cinema have actually managed to make a film more agonisingly unfunny than their appalling 2007 film I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry. Adding further insult to injury, the beloved super-producer Judd Apatow (he must have aggressive insomnia at the rate he produces movie) has defiled his (predominantly impressive) CV with this ghastly Adam Sandler vehicle. 2008 is the year for movies that are DOA. Mike Myers ruined his career with The Love Guru, Brendan Fraser embarrassed himself with The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, Will Smith relegated his career ...Read more

WTF?

Posted : 1 year, 2 months ago at Sep 11 0:04
I've seen some real shit films in my life, but this has, to date, quite possibly been the worst fucking movie I have ever seen. This movie makes 'Little Nicky' look like a masterpiece.

Not even worth wasting another word on...

Rating : 1/10

You don't mess with the Zohan. Are do you?

Posted : 1 year, 4 months ago at Jul 8 17:23
Adam Sandler most recent film is about a counter terrorist agent who moves to America to become a hairstylist. Meanwhile, there are several people after him trying to kill him. The story was sub-par with several flaws however. It was a bit rushed and had some pretty dull moments and plot holes. Adam Sandler has always been known for acting as bizarre yet hilarious characters in is films throughout his career. He has been successful in most of them and most are real crowd pleasers. He has really made his mark in the film industry. If you are looking for one of those films. In other words one of his classic comedy films, then I am sorry to say, you will not find it in Zohan. This film is more of a spoof film than any others. Sandler has his mildly funny moments, but after watching th...Read more

Rating : 7/10

Not what I expected

Posted : 1 year, 5 months ago at Jun 11 19:06
Well, I went into this film thinking it would either be very good or utter crap. I didn't see what I was expecting on either front. The majority of this film is very low brow physical humour, the majority of people will find it funny, but your modern film enthusiast will not appreciate it on the level worth going to the theatre for. Certainly worth renting or downloading, but don't pay the $10 ticket fee (or at least do as I did and pay $7 for a seniors ticket, they don't check). I did however find one point about it that made me really enjoy it. The story follows an Israeli assassin who is fed up with the ongoing conflict in his country. As such, the movie is peppered with delightful political humour relative to the Israeli/Palestinian conflict. If you're a political science studen...Read more

Rating : 7/10