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You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008)

You Don't Mess With The Zohan
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(844 ratings)
5.5 IMDB rating

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John Turturro

John Turturro

Phantom
Nick Swardson

Nick Swardson

Michael


Written by (View all)
Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler

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Robert Smigel

Robert Smigel

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You Don't Mess With The Zohan Videos

Trailer

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Trailer 2

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Zohan Kicks the Cat

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WTF?

6 years, 5 months ago at Sep 11 5:04
12 votes
I've seen some real shit films in my life, but this has, to date, quite possibly been the worst fucking movie I have ever seen. This movie makes 'Little Nicky' look like a masterpiece.

Not even worth wasting another word on...

If only the Zohan hadn't messed with us!!!

6 years, 4 months ago at Nov 2 2:58
5 votes
"I just want to make people silky-smooth!"

Adam Sandler's excruciating, lethargic comedy routine stopped being funny around the beginning of his career. With You Don't Mess with the Zohan, Sandler and his usual partners in crime against cinema have actually managed to make a film more agonisingly unfunny than their appalling 2007 film I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry. Adding furthe... read more

It´s not a Movie. It´s a roll of CRAP.

5 years, 6 months ago at Aug 5 19:35
1 vote
Let me state it clearly: It´s, from farest as possible, the WORST movie I ever seen until now. I pray for God to save me from watching anything that terrible again. And I swear to God that I will never let any friend of mine to spend even a minute watching this horrible piece of sh*t.

1) This movie is SO bad, that it has really redefined the concept of "TERRIBLE" for me;
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An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything, including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver, to make his dreams come true.
Release date: 6 June 2008
Comedy (19), Action (11), 2008 (10), 2000s (6), Drama (5), Revenge (5), (4), Sex (4), Disco (4), Faked Death (3), Israeli (3), Hairdresser (3), Superhuman (3), Terrorist (3), Singer (2), Salon (2), Fighting (2), Policeman (2), Tel Aviv Israel (2), Soldier (2)
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