You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

4.8	Listal rating
5.5	IMDB rating

Directed by

Dennis Dugan

Starring (View all)

Zohan

Phantom

Dalia

Michael

Gail

Oori

Salim

James

Written by (View all)

Adam Sandler

(written by)

Robert Smigel

(written by)

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WTF?

4 years, 8 months ago at Sep 11 0:04

Prelude

12 votes

I've seen some real shit films in my life, but this has, to date, quite possibly been the worst fucking movie I have ever seen. This movie makes 'Little Nicky' look like a masterpiece.

Not even worth wasting another word on...

If only the Zohan hadn't messed with us!!!

4 years, 6 months ago at Nov 1 21:58

PvtCaboose91

5 votes

"I just want to make people silky-smooth!"

Adam Sandler's excruciating, lethargic comedy routine stopped being funny around the beginning of his career. With You Don't Mess with the Zohan, Sandler and his usual partners in crime against cinema have actually managed to make a film more agonisingly unfunny than their appalling 2007 film I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry. Adding furthe... read more

It´s not a Movie. It´s a roll of CRAP.

3 years, 9 months ago at Aug 5 14:35

shiran

1 vote

Let me state it clearly: It´s, from farest as possible, the WORST movie I ever seen until now. I pray for God to save me from watching anything that terrible again. And I swear to God that I will never let any friend of mine to spend even a minute watching this horrible piece of sh*t.

1) This movie is SO bad, that it has really redefined the concept of "TERRIBLE" for me;
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Description: Zohan Dvir works as a Special Agent and lives with his orthodox parents in Israel. He wants to give up this life full of dangerous encounters with Palestinians. While in the process of apprehending a Palestinian activist known simply as the Phantom, he fakes his death, hides in a dog-kennel on a plane bound for New York, and decides t ... (more)

Release date : 6 June 2008

Comedy (19), Action (11), 2008 (9), 2000s (6), Drama (5), Revenge (5), Sex (4), Disco (4), (4), Terrorist (3), Faked Death (3), Hairdresser (3), Israeli (3), Superhuman (3), Policeman (2), Fighting (2), Food Chain (2), Terrorists (2), Stupid (2), Tel Aviv Israel (2)

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PvtCaboose91 commented on a review of You Don't Mess with the Zohan 3 months, 1 week ago

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michelle :)_$ commented on a review of You Don't Mess with the Zohan 3 months, 1 week ago

You're a dick!

michelle :)_$ commented on a review of You Don't Mess with the Zohan 3 months, 1 week ago

Are you kidding me? This article is paragraphs and paragraphs of hogwash. It's not supposed to be a "serious action film." It is simply something for you to laugh at. If you only got "a few chuckles"

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