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You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008)

You Don't Mess With The Zohan
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(854 ratings)
5.5 IMDB rating

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John Turturro

John Turturro

Phantom
Nick Swardson

Nick Swardson

Michael


Written by (View all)
Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler

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Robert Smigel

Robert Smigel

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You Don't Mess With The Zohan Videos

Trailer

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Trailer 2

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Zohan Kicks the Cat

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WTF?

6 years, 11 months ago at Sep 11 5:04
12 votes
I've seen some real shit films in my life, but this has, to date, quite possibly been the worst fucking movie I have ever seen. This movie makes 'Little Nicky' look like a masterpiece.

Not even worth wasting another word on...

If only the Zohan hadn't messed with us!!!

6 years, 10 months ago at Nov 2 2:58
5 votes
"I just want to make people silky-smooth!"

Adam Sandler's excruciating, lethargic comedy routine stopped being funny around the beginning of his career. With You Don't Mess with the Zohan, Sandler and his usual partners in crime against cinema have actually managed to make a film more agonisingly unfunny than their appalling 2007 film I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry. Adding furthe... read more

Not what I expected

7 years, 2 months ago at Jun 12 0:06
1 vote
Well, I went into this film thinking it would either be very good or utter crap. I didn't see what I was expecting on either front. The majority of this film is very low brow physical humour, the majority of people will find it funny, but your modern film enthusiast will not appreciate it on the level worth going to the theatre for. Certainly worth renting or downloading, but don't pay the $10 ... read more
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An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything, including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver, to make his dreams come true.
Release date: 6 June 2008
Comedy (20), Action (12), 2008 (10), 2000s (6), Drama (5), Revenge (5), (4), Sex (4), Disco (4), Israeli (3), Terrorist (3), Faked Death (3), Hairdresser (3), Superhuman (3), Dinner (2), Crate (2), Cameo (2), Pet Cat (2), Beach (2)
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“Entertaining, hilarious at times, and with a message of peace for the Middle East. What more could you want from a comedy? The story begins with a parody of an Israeli counter-terrorism kick-ass super-commando (Adam Sandler) who fights some rather unprofessional Arab terrorists (John Turturro plays one of them), but has a secret dream: leaving the endless, senseless war behind him and becoming a hairdresser in the U.S.A.! Problem is, the only place where he'll find a job is a Palestinian-owned hair saloon (beautiful Emmanuelle Chriqui is the manager) in a New York street where Jews and Palestinians have their shops on opposite sides of the same road! And then other things happen... The plot is pretty simple and somehow predictable in the ending, but I must confess this movie made me love S” read more

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“Well, I went into this film thinking it would either be very good or utter crap. I didn't see what I was expecting on either front. The majority of ”

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