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Vampires Suck
3.9 Rating
(398 ratings)
3.5 IMDB rating

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Jenn Proske

Jenn Proske

Becca Crane
Matt Lanter

Matt Lanter

Edward Sullen
Diedrich Bader

Diedrich Bader

Frank Crane
Chris Riggi

Chris Riggi

Jacob White
Ken Jeong

Ken Jeong

Daro
David DeLuise

David DeLuise

Fisherman Scully


Written by
Jason Friedberg

Jason Friedberg

(written by)
Aaron Seltzer

Aaron Seltzer

(written by)


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Worse than the Twilight movies...

3 years, 5 months ago at Nov 2 10:10
3 votes
Some sagas just won't die. (Yeah, neither will the fuckheads behind these spoof movies)

After rendering audiences momentarily brain-dead and polluting multiplexes back in 2008 with the positively apocalyptic one-two punch of Meet the Spartans and Disaster Movie, I honestly thought and hoped those movies would be the end of the writer-director duo of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer... read more

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3 years, 1 month ago at Mar 21 11:02
1 vote
Although I don't like Twilight saga, but I can't give more than 3 stars. It's just not worth more. I think so.

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3 years, 4 months ago at Nov 24 10:10
1 vote
I felt the need of an official Twilight parody and I think we could have got better than this. Apart from some frikkin amazing moments, the movie follows the saga plot and thus results boring (both to those who couldn't stand the movies and to those who watched them and know the story). It's sad to see how all the parodies (Disaster movie, Scary movies and this one) end up being just sadder than t... read more
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Release date: 18 August 2010
Parody (10), 2010 (6), 2010s (5), Vampires (4), Twilight (4), Comedy (4), (3), Usa (2), Blood (2), Alice In Wonderland (2), New Moon (2), Twilight Saga (2), Worst Of 2010 (1), Mordimi (1), Lame (1), Critically Bashed (1), Lady Gaga (1), Funny (1), Vampire (1)
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