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Becca Crane
Matt Lanter Matt Lanter
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Chris Riggi Chris Riggi
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Ken Jeong Ken Jeong
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Worse than the Twilight movies...

6 years, 1 month ago at Nov 2 10:10
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Some sagas just won't die. (Yeah, neither will the fuckheads behind these spoof movies)

After rendering audiences momentarily brain-dead and polluting multiplexes back in 2008 with the positively apocalyptic one-two punch of Meet the Spartans and Disaster Movie, I honestly thought and hoped those movies would be the end of the writer-director duo of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer... read more


5 years, 8 months ago at Mar 21 11:02
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Although I don't like Twilight saga, but I can't give more than 3 stars. It's just not worth more. I think so.


6 years ago at Nov 24 10:10
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I felt the need of an official Twilight parody and I think we could have got better than this. Apart from some frikkin amazing moments, the movie follows the saga plot and thus results boring (both to those who couldn't stand the movies and to those who watched them and know the story). It's sad to see how all the parodies (Disaster movie, Scary movies and this one) end up being just sadder than t... read more
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Release date: 18 August 2010
Tags: Parody (10), 2010 (6), 2010s (5), Twilight (4), Comedy (4), Vampires (4), (3), New Moon (2), Twilight Saga (2), Usa (2), Blood (2), Alice In Wonderland (2), Lame (1), Critically Bashed (1), Funny (1), Lady Gaga (1), Vampire (1), Eat Pray Love (1), Spoof (1)
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" The Ups: There is maybe one laugh to be found there somewhere. The movie title makes you think it is a porno movie. Jenn Proske act better than Kristen Stewart in the serious movie. The Downs: It should have been porno which at least would have given the parody a great "happy ending". When the entire plot of "Twilight" is recycled for laughs than it is not just a funny parody anymore but also a RIP-OFF. There is better parodies on Youtube made by amateurs. "

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