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Vampires Suck
3.9 Rating
(418 ratings)
3.5 IMDB rating

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Jenn Proske

Jenn Proske

Becca Crane
Matt Lanter

Matt Lanter

Edward Sullen
Diedrich Bader

Diedrich Bader

Frank Crane
Chris Riggi

Chris Riggi

Jacob White
Ken Jeong

Ken Jeong

Daro
David DeLuise

David DeLuise

Fisherman Sculley


Written by
Jason Friedberg

Jason Friedberg

(written by)
Aaron Seltzer

Aaron Seltzer

(written by)


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Worse than the Twilight movies...

4 years, 10 months ago at Nov 2 10:10
3 votes
Some sagas just won't die. (Yeah, neither will the fuckheads behind these spoof movies)

After rendering audiences momentarily brain-dead and polluting multiplexes back in 2008 with the positively apocalyptic one-two punch of Meet the Spartans and Disaster Movie, I honestly thought and hoped those movies would be the end of the writer-director duo of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer... read more

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4 years, 5 months ago at Mar 21 11:02
1 vote
Although I don't like Twilight saga, but I can't give more than 3 stars. It's just not worth more. I think so.

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4 years, 9 months ago at Nov 24 10:10
1 vote
I felt the need of an official Twilight parody and I think we could have got better than this. Apart from some frikkin amazing moments, the movie follows the saga plot and thus results boring (both to those who couldn't stand the movies and to those who watched them and know the story). It's sad to see how all the parodies (Disaster movie, Scary movies and this one) end up being just sadder than t... read more
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Release date: 18 August 2010
Parody (10), 2010 (6), 2010s (5), Vampires (4), Comedy (4), Twilight (4), (3), New Moon (2), Twilight Saga (2), Alice In Wonderland (2), Blood (2), Usa (2), Spoof (1), Eat Pray Love (1), Lady Gaga (1), Funny (1), Unfunny (1), Critically Bashed (1), Mordimi (1), Vampire (1)
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"5% Consensus: Witlessly broad and utterly devoid of laughs, Vampires Suck represents a slight step forward for the Friedberg-Seltzer team."


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" Simply put, this movie sucks! "


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"27.10. Digiboxi Ei, ei ja ei. Ennemmin mä niitä Twilighteja katson kuin tätä paskaa. En nauranut kertaakaan tän leffan mukahauskoille vitseille."


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"I made a lot of "tz" sounds and uttered "how dumb" countless times. Funny is something else. I only laughed at the Black eyed peas joke, but just because the BEP got so extremly abysmal they would perfectly fit into that."


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“the movie is really funny its even better than the original itself the acting was freaking awesome and u really feel that it dosnt make u feel bored at all its perfect,hilarious and so worth watching i think that they should make part 2 !” read more

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"Watched: 5.6 - Canal Digital Ihmetteln, miten kukaan itseään kunnioittava tai ammattitaitoaan arvostava elokuvantekijä edes päätyy parodioiden pariin. Mutta taitaa olla niin, ettei parivaljakko Aaron Seltzer/Jason Friedberg edusta pesän pörröisimpiä mehiläiäisiä. Typerä elokuva, mutta mukaan mahtuu pari hauskaa kohtausta, mm. unissaan kirjahyllyn kaatoa, ja muuta. Elokuvan pääasiallinen huumori ei purrut. "


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"Ah, vampires makes their second entry on this list. Shame, really. This is however an entirely different genre. It spoofs Twilight. And some other stuff f. Who cares really? It's not funny. I might have chuckled once or twice, but it is geniunly childish, stupid and insulting. In every possible way. Which is some accomplishment, I guess. It does however manage to capture and ridicule some of the aspects of Twilight, like Bella's expression. It's a bit humorous. But then I remembered that by"


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