Reviews of Titanic

Celine Dion Is The True King Of The World

Posted : 3 months, 4 weeks ago on 11 September 2009 12:29 (A review of Titanic)

Wanna know how good Titanic is?
Because of this movie,
I have developed a lifelong hatred towards icebergs.

Also,
for a brief moment there,
this film actually had me believing that a man would actually allow himself to freeze to death in the icy ocean waters of the North Atlantic, just b'cuz he loved a girl so much that he couldn't bring himself to ask her if she could maybe scoot her fat ass over on the drift board just a little bit,
to make room for his skinny butt.

....godd@mn icebergs......!




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Made me yawn!

Posted : 4 months ago on 6 September 2009 06:51 (A review of Titanic)

This is honestly one of the most boring and long-winded movies I had to sit through. In my entire life. So I'm lucky that I watched it at home, not at the movie theater, on good old fashioned VHS, so I could either stop the tape or mute it, while doing something else for a while. I could have left this movie alone, but since I should be able to criticize it, I needed to watch it from beginning to end. I did it, sit through it all, even if I got bored to tears at some points and had to take breaks.

Not even rated, because in my opinion, it is not worth rating.

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The Love Boat Sinks

Posted : 5 months, 1 week ago on 2 August 2009 04:04 (A review of Titanic)

See the 1959 version ("A Night to Remember"), if you want to see a drama about the Titanic sinking, rather than a run-of-the-mill romance.

That it won the Oscar had all to do with its ability to draw the Harlequin Romance crowd (apparently, repeatedly). A perfect example of an Oscar having nothing to do with a quality film.

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Titanic review

Posted : 1 year, 9 months ago on 12 April 2008 02:51 (A review of Titanic)

Who could deny that this movie made him or her cry? An incredibly touching story, I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!! :D James Cameron is the ultimate director. ^_^ Leonardo di Caprio and Kate Winslet were so perfectly matched, and with Celine Dion's voice, how could he have gone wrong? :D
Absolutely beautiful! ^_^

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What a great film

Posted : 1 year, 9 months ago on 4 April 2008 04:30 (A review of Titanic)

I loved the story, the ultimate love story. Leonardo and Kate were perfect in this film. Two thumbs all the way up!!!!!!!!!

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awsome movie

Posted : 1 year, 10 months ago on 2 March 2008 01:38 (A review of Titanic)

omg the best movie ever made

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Titanic review

Posted : 2 years ago on 22 December 2007 01:30 (A review of Titanic)

this movie is extremely good. the acting is very well done. i applaud james cameron on his good work. and it also has a very good cast

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wow

Posted : 2 years, 1 month ago on 6 December 2007 07:53 (A review of Titanic)

i love it

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One of the Best

Posted : 2 years, 3 months ago on 18 September 2007 03:45 (A review of Titanic)

Its an amazing movie. No doubt about that! Its also very sad and emotional, but that comes with it. I can definetly say that this is one of the best movies I have ever seen.

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Why all the low ratings?

Posted : 2 years, 6 months ago on 15 June 2007 03:00 (A review of Titanic)

I'm puzzled. There's a few people on my 'Friends' list that give this epic masterpiece a 1/10 or 2/10. What gives?? Same with IMDB. It's one of the lowest rated films that is on the 300 Greatest Films list, as well as an Oscar winner. 7.0 on IMDB is poor for a film of this caliber, and Listal's 6.9 average is just as pathetic.

So it makes me wonder; are all the people giving this masterpiece a low score doing so only because of overexposure to the film and to its massive popularity? Do you simply rate a film low because of mass appeal, just so you can appear to be different? Or do you truly believe that the film itself, the acting, the special f/x, the story, deserves a 1 or 2 out of 10, basically saying its on par with crap like 'From Justin to Kelly'?

Anyways, those comments aside, this film is truly fantastic, every part of it, and it thoroughly deserves the BILLION plus dollars it raked in from ticket sales alone.

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