The Tuxedo (2002)

Posted : 1 year, 10 months ago at Dec 29 20:10

I couldn't agree more with the previous review. I really feel a bit sorry for Jackie Chan. He's clearly bold, brave, ambitious and all he wants to do is entertain us. Sadly for him, he gets scripts like this weighing him down. As a tremendous martial arts talent, I think he should leave these generic lo-key comedy films alone and get back to kicking arse in Chinese films or something.

As it was previously pointed out, the martial arts in this film is strictly sub-par. The only other remotely interesting thing is Jennifer Love Hewitt's cleavage, and that's no good for the sane men on this planet who actually hate her. The plot revolves around an experimental suit that allows its wearer to do just about anything automatically. Very lame.

Rating : 2/10

Posted : 2 years, 2 months ago at Sep 9 21:24

This movie is a waste of every one's time. I didn't sit through the whole thing, oh no. I'd probably have killed off some brain cells by doing that. From what I did see of it though, the plot was pathetic, the acting was atrocious and it was basically just an excuse to watch some very mediocre fighting scenes and some eye candy. The eye candy not being all that great (Jennifer Love Hewitt could be a beautiful woman if she wasn't so annoying). To me some crappy fight scenes and eye candy does not automatically make a movie.
So if you want to save some brain cells don't watch this and if you want to kill some off there are plenty of other stupid ways to do it.

Rating : 1/10