The Marine (2006)

Posted : 7 months, 3 weeks ago at Apr 1 1:25

"This guy is like the Terminator!" Action movies are generally split into two categories - smart actioners, and dumb guilty pleasures. Overblown and ridiculous in every conceivable way, The Marine fails to meet the criteria for either category. This second movie offering of WWE Films (See No Evil, starring Kane, was the first) is so indescribably awful, inept and downright stupid it may actually cause brain damage. Far too mindless to be considered a smart actioner and not fun enough to be considered a guilty pleasure, The Marine is one of this decade's worst action movies. In interviews, WWE superstar John Cena has compared this cinematic abortion to 1985's Commando (featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger). Sure, both pictures are stunt spectacles in which everything blows up, but Commando is...Read more

Posted : 1 year ago at Nov 14 15:20

I finally seen this movie you know I bought it on DVD because I collect WWE DVD's and you know I wish I left this on the shelf it was boring and dull. This makes out that Marines are like cyborgs John Cena is always close to death even in explosions he gets out and survives but really it would never happen. This movie is way over the top to many explosions which look pathetic the bad guys are a joke I feel sorry for Robert Patrick is a legend from the Terminator 2 movie now starting in this horrible movie. WWE films have produced better movies Stone Cold in The Condemend and Kane in See No Evil now I recommend watching those because the wrestlers act better and it's not over the top. As for the comedy in the movie it's not funny it's just stupid the bad guys don't event seem smart th...Read more

Rating : 2/10

Posted : 1 year, 9 months ago at Feb 4 6:03

Movies usually involve acting, but this movie seems to break that mould, because the acting was so bad that you can't seriously say it was acting.

Rating : 2/10

Posted : 1 year, 11 months ago at Dec 16 15:47

"The Marine" is John Cena's first feature film, and he does a fairly good job, with the exception of his acting. He gets in plenty of entertaining fights, a car chase, and the good guy wins. Let's hope he gets better as he progresses. Sometimes entertainment is all you need when the acting is this bad.


Rating : 7/10

Posted : 2 years, 2 months ago at Sep 21 1:16

Yeah.. as far as i'm conserned this was comedy!! Although i dont really know John Cena i can tell just by this movie that his acting career should be over.. the guy can't act. admit it. Really the main reason it only got its 3/10 stars is because of the ridiculous stunts and being so close to death, but ofcourse he survives. Really, i admit most movies you have to have some unbeilevable things that the good guy gets out of, but with his character just escapes death every time you look. For example, how in the world is anyone supposed to believe that he could jump out of a police car on fire and be 1 millimetre away from dying and still survive the fall from a cliff?? And even more stupid how can he escape a gas station that blows up?? and how can he dive several times so close to d...Read more

Rating : 3/10

Posted : 2 years, 2 months ago at Sep 14 15:38

Ahahaha! A hilarious by-the-numbers action film starring the WWE's own John Cena. After an opening scene which would make Rambo proud, Cena is expelled from the army and has to adapt once again to civilian life.

Alas, his plans for a quiet life are thrown into turmoil as he decides to fill his car with petrol at the same place as a million dollar diamond heist team! Cue the kidnap of his wife and the first of many overblown, completely out of this world explosions. Cena tracks the bad guys and in the attempt to rescue his lost beau, he destroys just about every building he comes across until the end of the film.

The kind of film a lot of people watch in the background. When they're drunk.

Rating : 7/10

Posted : 2 years, 2 months ago at Sep 5 19:47

I loved the movie when i had it i watched 36 times

Rating : 10/10