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The Love Guru
3.8 Rating
(381 ratings)
3.8 IMDB rating

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Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson
Kanye West

Kanye West

Kanye West
Mike Myers

Mike Myers

Guru Pitka / Young Pitka / Teenage Pitka / Mike Myers
Deepak Chopra

Deepak Chopra

Deepak Chopra
Rob Blake

Rob Blake

Rob Blake
Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba

Jane Bullard
Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake

Jacques Grande
Romany Malco

Romany Malco

Darren Roanoke


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Mike Myers

Mike Myers

(written by)
Graham Gordy

Graham Gordy

(written by)


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There is nothing to love here...

5 years, 10 months ago at Sep 27 8:37
3 votes
"If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jack off an elephant?"

Mike Myers has never been one to baulk at penis jokes, juvenile potty humour, boyish smut, fart gags or scatological comedy. The actor produced a lucrative career by featuring in Saturday Night Live skits as well as the Austin Powers trilogy, and he lent his voice to the animated Shrek f... read more

A Few Funny Moments, But Overall Stupidity.

5 years, 6 months ago at Jan 31 22:20
1 vote
"The Love Guru" is Mike Myers' most recent film, which also stars his Austin Powers co-star Vern Troyer. Let's just say This is no Austin Powers. Myers plays guru Pitka, a love guru from a different country (I personally forget where). He is called upon to help a professional hockey player get the love of his life back. Throughout the film, he tries different approaches for success, and the first ... read more

Hard to watch because it was so shit.

4 years, 7 months ago at Jan 2 0:02
1 vote
What an absolutely dreadful film! I did the same with this as I did with Meet The Spartans: gave up on it within 30 minutes because couldn't stand it any longer. There's one thing that this film didn't do but Meet The Spartans did was make me laugh on one scene but I laughed AT Meet The Spartans though. The Love Guru has good settings but they don't have a purpose at all because it was like a wast... read more
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Pitka an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge: To settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete.
Release date: 20 June 2008
Comedy (12), 2008 (6), 2000s (6), (6), Hockey (5), Romance (5), Sport (3), Usa (2), Canada (2), Awful (2), Mike Myers (2), Jessica Alba (2), Shit (2), India (2), Toronto (1), Oprah (1), Justin TImberlake (1), Funny (1), Bad Movie (1), English (1)
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“Come to think of it I loved this film when I first saw it but not much anymore, it just didn't have any good parts about it, my rating is generous considering, I do applaud Mike Myers with his writing of this movie but his acting is bad in this movie, it's not as good as his other stuff in a million years. It was an ok movie but nothing funny comes to my mind.” read more

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Was this gross unfunny comedy necessary? NO!

“Comedies are meant to be funny, however 'The Love Guru' demonstrates not every comedy is funny, this one is just extremely crude, gross and unfunny

'The Love Guru' (like 'Fred: The Movie') will only make you smile because of it's badness, the acting is also terrible! Ugh! Does Mike Myers have to deliver another obnoxious performance that makes him take the cake? Apparently yes! It's not as bad as 'The Cat In The Hat' but still horrendous and ridiculous

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