Spare Us, O Lord, From Movies Like This
“This movie is...yeah. No. Why? Well...let's look at the checklist. Special effects, check. Extra special effects, check. Super-special special effects, with glitter and icing on top, check. But what about, say, plot? Or character development? Realistic sequence of events? No? What about two out of three? Or one out of three--anything? No? Damn.
Oh, and this was the guy who made "Stargate", the movie, as well-- that explains alot, I think.
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