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Ted
6.4 Rating
(984 ratings)
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Starring (View all)
Mark Wahlberg

Mark Wahlberg

John Bennett
Mila Kunis

Mila Kunis

Lori Collins
Seth MacFarlane

Seth MacFarlane

Ted (voice)
Matt Walsh

Matt Walsh

Thomas
Jessica Barth

Jessica Barth

Tami-Lynn


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Seth MacFarlane

Seth MacFarlane

(screenplay by)
Alec Sulkin

Alec Sulkin

(screenplay by)


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Fucking hilarious - an instant classic!

2 years, 6 months ago at Jul 10 7:37
8 votes
"Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny?"

Ted is the feature film debut of writer/director/star Seth MacFarlane, who's best known for his hit television show Family Guy. It's hardly surprising, then, that the film bears a notable resemblance to long-running cartoon series, as MacFarlane retained his proclivity for toilet humour, non-sequiturs, one-liners, obscure movie references a... read more

Solid feature film debut from Seth MacFarlane.

2 years, 5 months ago at Aug 16 22:48
8 votes
Since it was introduced back in 1999, Seth MacFarlane’s work on animated sitcom Family Guy had progressively risen to worldwide fame and has largely influenced a generation. Whilst continuing with the show in 2011, MacFarlane decided to put his talents to the test, so to speak, as he began production on his feature film directorial debut - Ted. We already knew from the very beginning that it was... read more

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2 years, 2 months ago at Nov 1 15:05
8 votes
This was a very disappointing movie. After seeing all of those people saying it was one of the funniest movies in a long time, I had high expectations for this movie. Being a fan of both Family Guy and American Dad, I felt very confident that this would be a good movie. Boy how wrong I was. I don't know why I didn't expect anything except a long episode of Family Guy but that's all this movie was ... read more
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As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.
Release date: 29 June 2012
Comedy (29), 2012 (18), Fantasy (14), 2010s (8), Romance (8), Teddy Bear (6), Drugs (5), Friendship (4), (4), Debut (3), Kidnapping (3), Boston (3), Mila Kunis (3), American (2), Mark Wahlberg (2), Flash Gordon (2), Usa (2), Overrated (2), 2010's (2), Seth MacFarlane (2)
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johanlefourbe posted a review 2 months, 4 weeks ago

A very good movie

“Since I kept hearing good things about this flick, I was really eager to check it out and, eventually, I wasn't disappointed. Indeed, in my opinion, it is the best comedy since 'Borat'. To be perfectly honest, most of the time, I'm really critic about comedies. I don’t know, they are usual really stupid and actually not really that funny (the best examples would be 'The Hangover' and 'Bridesmaids' which were both supposed to be great but were eventually just decent at best). Well, this one was fricking hilarious. I mean, honestly, the concept was just really stupid and it should have been a terrible movie but, somehow, it worked really well. The masterstroke was obviously Teddy himself. Basically, all his dialogs were just spot-on and really funny and I also enjoyed a lot his relati” read more

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lucamilitone posted a review 9 months ago

“Sometime it is surrealistically stupid and the love story has a lot of cliches. But in his field, if the project is to make laugh, it is a good work! One of the most politically incorrect and funny movies of these years.” read more

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dannyjai posted a review 1 year, 8 months ago

“Ted had some really funny moments, but for me the storyline let me down. The ending was a WTF, the only thing that got me through it was the stupid humour which made me laugh. Mila Kunis played her role well, Mark Wahlberg was a disapointment for me if Ted was not there Marks performance would have been very boring. I did enjoy watching it, I do like a good laugh. However the storyline is a bit of a let down, with something new and fresh they could have done something better.” read more

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khan amir posted a review 2 years, 2 months ago

“Ted is a comedy movie, but what what I feel there is lot of loose language used in the, quite unnecessarily, anyways.

John a lonely child, with no friends, got a stuffed bear from his parents on Christmas eve. Being lonely, he immediately fall in love with this new cute teddy bear, named him Ted. As a result of John childhood wish Ted come to life. John grows along with Ted as his best buddy. Things got twisted when, Lori enters into the life of John and John had to figure out, how to keep balance between Ted & Lori. Another twist at the end is the kidnapping of Ted by Donny for his son. Rescuing Ted has finally led to resolution of John, Lori & Ted problem.

Still maintain, could be a family movie, with kids enjoying a talking Teddy, if the language in movie could be ap” read more

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