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Ted
6.4 Rating
(1024 ratings)
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Mark Wahlberg

Mark Wahlberg

John Bennett
Mila Kunis

Mila Kunis

Lori Collins
Seth MacFarlane

Seth MacFarlane

Ted (voice)
Matt Walsh

Matt Walsh

Thomas
Jessica Barth

Jessica Barth

Tami-Lynn


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Seth MacFarlane

Seth MacFarlane

(screenplay by)
Alec Sulkin

Alec Sulkin

(screenplay by)


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Fucking hilarious - an instant classic!

3 years ago at Jul 10 7:37
8 votes
"Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny?"

Ted is the feature film debut of writer/director/star Seth MacFarlane, who's best known for his hit television show Family Guy. It's hardly surprising, then, that the film bears a notable resemblance to long-running cartoon series, as MacFarlane retained his proclivity for toilet humour, non-sequiturs, one-liners, obscure movie references a... read more

Solid feature film debut from Seth MacFarlane.

2 years, 11 months ago at Aug 16 22:48
8 votes
Since it was introduced back in 1999, Seth MacFarlane’s work on animated sitcom Family Guy had progressively risen to worldwide fame and has largely influenced a generation. Whilst continuing with the show in 2011, MacFarlane decided to put his talents to the test, so to speak, as he began production on his feature film directorial debut - Ted. We already knew from the very beginning that it was... read more

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2 years, 9 months ago at Nov 1 15:05
8 votes
This was a very disappointing movie. After seeing all of those people saying it was one of the funniest movies in a long time, I had high expectations for this movie. Being a fan of both Family Guy and American Dad, I felt very confident that this would be a good movie. Boy how wrong I was. I don't know why I didn't expect anything except a long episode of Family Guy but that's all this movie was ... read more
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As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.
Release date: 29 June 2012
Comedy (30), 2012 (19), Fantasy (14), Romance (7), Teddy Bear (7), 2010s (7), Drugs (5), Friendship (4), Kidnapping (4), Boston (4), (4), Mila Kunis (3), Debut (3), Flash Gordon (3), Massachusetts (3), Mark Wahlberg (2), City (2), American (2), Seth MacFarlane (2), Smoking (2)
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Not as funny as 'Borat' or 'Anchorman' but awesome

“Ted (Seth MacFarlane) is a work of magic from a boy's wish, the film 'Ted' is a work of comedy from the mind of Seth MacFarlane, the creator of 'Family Guy' and 'American Dad'!

Seth MacFarlane voices the title character Ted, a teddy bear who was bought to life by his owner and best friend John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) as a childhood wish! They grow up together (with Ted receiving some fame) and are pretty immature with Ted often smoking some sort of drug (seems like the infamous illegal drug crack)! And to mention that illegal drug, this language isn't as poor as the swearing in the film 'Ted'

It's not a kid's movie, don't let the talking teddy bear fool you! The fact that talking animals don't make something kid friendly is already demonstrated on 'Family Guy' with Bria” read more

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A very good movie

“Since I kept hearing good things about this flick, I was really eager to check it out and, eventually, I wasn't disappointed. Indeed, in my opinion, it is the best comedy since 'Borat'. To be perfectly honest, most of the time, I'm really critic about comedies. I don’t know, they are usual really stupid and actually not really that funny (the best examples would be 'The Hangover' and 'Bridesmaids' which were both supposed to be great but were eventually just decent at best). Well, this one was fricking hilarious. I mean, honestly, the concept was just really stupid and it should have been a terrible movie but, somehow, it worked really well. The masterstroke was obviously Teddy himself. Basically, all his dialogs were just spot-on and really funny and I also enjoyed a lot his relati” read more

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“Ted had some really funny moments, but for me the storyline let me down. The ending was a WTF, the only thing that got me through it was the stupid humour which made me laugh. Mila Kunis played her role well, Mark Wahlberg was a disapointment for me if Ted was not there Marks performance would have been very boring. I did enjoy watching it, I do like a good laugh. However the storyline is a bit of a let down, with something new and fresh they could have done something better.” read more

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