Snakes on a Plane (2006)

Posted : 3 weeks, 5 days ago at Nov 4 21:46

There were snakes on a plane. The end.
Not the most exciting movie I have ever seen.


Rating : 1/10

Posted : 10 months, 2 weeks ago at Jan 17 19:00

Some films are so laughably bad, that they actually make for very good viewing. Sadly this film isn’t in that bad but entertaining category, although this film is on par with many of the straight to DVD action movies. It isn’t the problem with crazy ‘snakes on crack’, that are acting totally unnaturally, which are a decent mix of real, rubber and CGI but are never scary. The acting is poor, but that still doesn’t ruin this movie. What makes this the most annoying movie is the record-breaking number of serious plot holes. Nothing that occurs makes any sense at all – for example a co-pilot struggles with the controls (why?), when he needs to go get bitten, he just puts the plane on auto-pilot and leaves the controls (huh?). I could go on and on, but suffice to say this is a brain...Read more

Rating : 2/10

Posted : 2 years, 9 months ago at Mar 2 10:51

Es increíble que alguien haya podido hacer una película entera con un argumento taaaaaan pobre: Un fiscal es asesinado, un pibe presencia todo, un agente del FBI lo convence de testificar y tiene que llevarlo sano y salvo a Los Angeles (desde Hawai) en un avión lleno de serpientes puestas ahí para asesinar al testigo. Debo reconocer que después de Indiana Jones tengo un poco de impresión por las serpientes, pero aún así, no tuve inconvenientes en mantener los ojos abiertos :P (Algunos spoilers de acá en adelante) El problema con la película es que se nota que tiene escenas hechas únicamente para satisfacer a los fans: digo, ver serpientes mordiendo una teta, un culo y un pene (con agónica sacudida incluida) suena a “teniamos que”. Y cuando creí que me iba a sorpre...Read more

Rating : 5/10