Shrek (2001)

Posted : 7 months, 1 week ago at Nov 29 11:11

"Shrek, was that you? Man, you should really warn me before you just crack one off. My mouth was open and everything.Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you would be dead." Directed by: Andrew Adamson Starring: Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, John Lithgow, Vincent Cassel Genre: Animation/Adventure/Comedy/Family/Fantasy/Romance Running time: 90 minutes My review: When a green ogre called Shrek discovers his swamp has been 'swamped' with all sorts of fairytale creatures by the scheming Lord Farquaad, Shrek sets out, with a very loud donkey by his side, to 'persuade' Farquaad to give his swamp back. Instead, a deal is made. Farquaad, who wants to become the King, sends Shrek to rescue Princess Fiona, who is waiting for her one true love. But once they head back wit...Read more

Rating : 10/10

Posted : 1 year, 9 months ago at Sep 18 3:35

Apart from a few jokes that I smiled at, this was all crud. Yep, crud. I guess that pretty much sums it up that I hate Shrek!

Rating : 3/10

Posted : 1 year, 10 months ago at Aug 14 14:39

We have all heard the happy bedtime stories with princesses and fairies and beautiful creatures great and small, but Shrek breaks the mold by showing how things would really be like. The main character is Shrek, a rude and crude Ogre, who simply wants to live alone in peace, until he meets his soon to be friend, Donkey, a talking donkey. The two instantly become friends, at least in Donkey's eyes, and become inseparable. Then one night, Shrek discovers that hundreds of "fairy tale creatures" have moved into his swamp in order to escape the evil Lord Farquaad's decree against all magical beings. Shrek sets out to find Farquaad and get his swamp back, only to be sent on yet another journey to rescue one spunky Princess Fiona. But soon, Shrek begins to fall in love with the feisty princess...Read more

Rating : 10/10