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Santa with Muscles (1996)

Santa with Muscles
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(27 ratings)
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Starring (View all)
Hulk Hogan

Hulk Hogan

Blake
Don Stark

Don Stark

Lenny
Robin Curtis

Robin Curtis

Leslie
Adam Wylie

Adam Wylie

Taylor
Mila Kunis

Mila Kunis

Sarah
Jennifer Paz

Jennifer Paz

Helen Chu


Written by (View all)
Jonathan Bond

Jonathan Bond

Fred Mata

Fred Mata



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Avoid this dreck at all costs

3 years, 3 months ago at Dec 22 20:13
2 votes
"Dear Santa, how are you? I'm not doing so well. There's this really, really bad man, Ebner Frost, who lives up on the hill... He's got these weird people working for him and I think they're gonna do something really bad this Christmas."

At Christmastime, everybody loves a good turkey. Santa with Muscles, however, is an example of an insufferable turkey of the cinematic variety. It'... read more
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Release date: 8 November 1996
Comedy (1), Family (1), Christmas (1), 1996 (1)
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DuckNation rated this 2/10 3 months, 3 weeks ago
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Watched in 2013 (481 movies items)

"Katsottu: 22.12.2013 Hulk Hogan lyö päänsä, sekoaa ja luulee olevansa Joulupukki. Tämä elokuva levittää hyvää joulumieltä kaikille katsojilleen. Lopussa opitaan suuria asioita rahasta, kyynisyydestä ja elämästä. Tärkeintä on kuitenkin, että Hoganin nurmikkoa ajaa lopussa tumma ihoinen mies. Hän on vieläpä iloinen, koska saa olla orja."


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""Again, at times it can be goofy fun. But sometime it can be far too stupid for it’s own good. Small parts showed it could have been So bad it’s good, but it’s just bad. It’s far from the worst, and certainly not worthy of being on the same page as Fred the movie. Nor is it worse than Epic Movie, so the site that gave Ooogiveloves a 7 is wrong" GRADE: D"


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"Katsottu 1.12.2012., usb-tikku (pikkujoulut) Hulk Hoganin elämän tähtihetki ja aivan varmasti myös elokuvahistorian yksi merkkiteoksista, Santa with Muscles viihdyttää, naurattaa, saa surulliseksi ja jälleen viihdyttää ja saa miettimään, miten joku voi tehdä näin tajuttoman huonon elokuvan. Toisaalta, tämä on kyllä niin huikea teos että tämä on pakko katsoa joka joulu tästä eteenpäin. Tämän elokuvan opetus on se, että tällä elokuvalla ei ole opetusta."


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"Joku muistitikulla tv:n kautta katottu epämääräinen vhs-rippi (pikkujoulut) Tämä elokuva on kirjoitushetkellä IMDb:n bottom sadassa muistaakseni sijalla 63. Tämä taas tarkoittaa, etteivät tyhmät immiset tiedä elokuvataiteesta yhtään mitään. Santa with Musclesissa Hulk Hogan esittää miljönääriä, joka yleisen kaaoksen huvin vuoksi aiheutettuaan päätyy hihattomaa paitaa ja gaymaisia nahkahanskoja käyttäväksi vigilantepukiksi, jonka sidekick pukeutuu jäätelöpupuksi. S"


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"1.12 Pikkujoulut"


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"First Viewing "Dear Santa, how are you? I'm not doing so well. There's this really, really bad man, Ebner Frost, who lives up on the hill... He's got these weird people working for him and I think they're gonna do something really bad this Christmas." Thoughts: It took a while to track this one down... But I wish I didn't go to so much trouble... Full review here "


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PvtCaboose91 posted a review 3 years, 3 months ago

Avoid this dreck at all costs

“"Dear Santa, how are you? I'm not doing so well. There's this really, really bad man, Ebner Frost, who lives up on the hill... He's got these weird people working for him and I think they're gonna do something really bad this Christmas."

At Christmastime, everybody loves a good turkey. Santa with Muscles, however, is an example of an insufferable turkey of the cinematic variety. It's not even a "so bad it's good" turkey in the vein of Plan 9 from Outer Space, but instead a dreary, dull, enervating motion picture lacking so much as a modicum of personality. Directed with all the flair of a Disney Channel original movie, Santa with Muscles is hopelessly marred by a script loaded with unfunny puns and broad, excruciatingly unfunny slapstick. The cast members seem barely awake, and t” read more

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"To Touch Base... Before the likes of Dwayne Johnson and Steve Austin began their acting career, professional wrestler Hulk Hogan also tried his hand at acting. He's a far, far worse thespian than any other wrestler. And Santa with Muscles is a Christmas comedy featuring Hulk Hogan. Yeah... How Crap Is It? So crap it opened in a scant 98 theatres across America and earned a total of $220,000 during its theatrical run. Now it has faded into obscurity and the majority of the world's population are"


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"An evil millionaire (Hulk Hogan) gets amnesia and then belives that he is Santa Claus."


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