Red Sonja (1985)

Movie Reviews (part 6) (50 movies items)

" The Ups: Janet Agreen is great in a supporting role and I thought that it was she who was Red Sonja. Great title music. The Downs: Birgitte Nielsen is not even believable when she is standing still with just the sword in her hand. She is like a long legged bush with balloons on her branches. Arnold does his worst apperance on film. Extremly annoying child actor. Terrible effects. It isn't even "so bad it is funny". "

Films and the critics who hate them (732 movies items)

"Red Sonja returns to those olden days when women were women and the menfolk stood around with funny hats on until called forth to be whacked at. - Variety Staff, Variety Mr. Fleischer brings absolutely no playfulness to what might, at least, have been enjoyably light. And he brings out the worst in a cast that was ill-chosen to begin with. - Janet Maslin, New York Times The film is at least as good as Conan the Destroyer. Which is faint praise, indeed. - Tim Brayton, Antagony & Ecstasy"

Holt Movie Collection (1517 movies items)

"DVD"

An average movie

“When I was a kid, I really enjoyed this flick. Back then, I was about 12 years old and I didn't know it was a huge flop and a laughable matter. Anyway, 20 years later, I though it was time for a re-watch, this time with Nick, my step-son. Honestly, I really don't get the hate towards this flick. Indeed, there was some cool music by Ennio Morricone, the whole thing (costums, sets, props,...) looked really awesome and, even though the story was really pedestrian, it thought it was entertaining enough. Of course, something I didn't notice when I was kid, the acting was really weak, especially concerning Arnold Schwarzenegger and Brigitte Nielsen, even though they were both pretty badass. They were not helped either by those terribly cheesy dialogs. Still, all in all, I don't think it deserves” read more

Violent Women (84 movies items)

" Red Sonja"

I regret this film. (34 movies items)

"Arnold Schwarzenegger, Red Sonja The actor-turned-governor has had a lot of successful films. However, he has anything but a perfect resume and has expressed displeasure with some of his previous projects. "Red Sonja" is one of those movies that the former bodybuilder regrets making and he hasn't shied away from sharing what he really thinks about it. "It's the worst film I have ever made," said the star of the fantasy movie. "When my kids get out of line, they're sent to their room and fo"

On the set: The Forgotten Babes (13 movies items)

" Brigitte Nielsen and Arnold Schwarzennegger"

Barbarian top list (31 movies items)

"Tulipahan taas elokuvatietämystä tällaisella turhanpäiväisyydellä täytettyä. Leffa ei varsinaisesti ole huonokaan, muttei kyllä mielenkiinnolla, jännityksellä tai edes hauskuudellakaan ole pilattu. Brigitte Nielsen on aina hatuttanut itseäni yli äyräiden ja viimeistään aasialainen prinssi saa sappinesteen kiehumaan lattialle. On mukaan sattunut yksi jos toinenkin sattuma, kuten hilpeän näköinen jättihämähäkki sekä Arskan sortuvan linnan pystyssä pitäminen niskalihasten"

My movie year 2011 (tai jotakin) (482 movies items)

"Tulipahan taas elokuvatietämystä tällaisella turhanpäiväisyydellä täytettyä. Leffa ei varsinaisesti ole huonokaan, muttei kyllä mielenkiinnolla, jännityksellä tai edes hauskuudellakaan ole pilattu. Brigitte Nielsen on aina hatuttanut itseäni yli äyräiden ja viimeistään aasialainen prinssi saa sappinesteen kiehumaan lattialle. On mukaan sattunut yksi jos toinenkin sattuma, kuten hilpeän näköinen jättihämähäkki sekä Arskan sortuvan linnan pystyssä pitäminen niskalihasten"

Box Office Disappointments (169 movies items)

"Budget $17,900,000 Box Office Gross $6,948,633 "