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Private Resort
4.7 Rating
(78 ratings)
5.2 IMDB rating

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Directed by
George Bowers

George Bowers



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Karyn O

Karyn O'Bryan

Dana
Hector Elizondo

Hector Elizondo

The Maestro
Dody Goodman

Dody Goodman

Mrs. Rawlings
Tony Azito

Tony Azito

Reeves


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Gordon Mitchell

Gordon Mitchell

(screenplay)
Ken Segall

Ken Segall

(story)


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Don't even watch it for Johnny Depp!!

5 years, 6 months ago at Oct 15 8:05
5 votes
They're looking for hot times. And they came to the right place...

The critical brain boggles when faced with the peculiar challenge of reviewing a clichéd 80s teenage sex comedy. One can only imagine how tough it would've been for a film critic back in the mid-1980s. Sure we get plenty of shitty trends for modern comedies these days (like the much-hated genre spoofs such as Epic M... read more

Private Resort

5 years, 10 months ago at Jun 15 7:44
3 votes
Private Resort is yet another B-grade 80s sex comedy, delivering a few laughs and of course some actors early in their careers... but when it comes down to it, there's no real screenplay or plot to be applauded.

Johnny Depp and Rob Morrow are two teenage boys who are guests at a Florida resort for the weekend. The only thing they have in mind to do is find as many girls as possible ... read more
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This is the story of two teenage boys who are guests at a Florida resort for the weekend. Their only interest is, of course, chasing girls, but fate has much more in store for them.
Release date: 3 May 1985
1980s (2), (2), Pool (2), Comedy (2), Bikini (2), Johnny Depp (2), George Bowers (1), 1985 (1), Directed By George Bowers (1), Quirky (1), Imbecilic (1), Florida (1), Awkward Situations (1), 80's (1), 85 (1), Young Johnny Depp (1), Hormones (1), Sex Comedy (1), HQ (1), Lame (1)
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"An 80's raunchy teen sex-romp in the same vein as Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Risky Business. It was a few rungs down from those two, however, and starred a young pre-Jump Street Depp. It featured a pair of horndogs at a posh hotel with bkini-clad babes and jewel theives. In addition to Depp, it featured Northern Exposure's Rob Morrow and raunchy comedian Andrew Dice Clay. Most Embarrasing Moment: Depp hiding out in an arobics class ogling a shapely butt in front of him and declaring"


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PvtCaboose91 posted a review 5 years, 6 months ago

Don't even watch it for Johnny Depp!!

“They're looking for hot times. And they came to the right place...

The critical brain boggles when faced with the peculiar challenge of reviewing a clichéd 80s teenage sex comedy. One can only imagine how tough it would've been for a film critic back in the mid-1980s. Sure we get plenty of shitty trends for modern comedies these days (like the much-hated genre spoofs such as Epic Movie and Date Movie), but the never-ending flow of teen sex romps must've caused at least one or two critics to quit their job and become a Chartered Accountant. The movie in question, 1985's Private Resort, is one such member of this dreaded teen sex romp species.

The teenage sex comedy genre was launched by titles like Porky's, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, and countless others. Unfortunate” read more

Claudia posted a review 5 years, 10 months ago

Private Resort

“Private Resort is yet another B-grade 80s sex comedy, delivering a few laughs and of course some actors early in their careers... but when it comes down to it, there's no real screenplay or plot to be applauded.

Johnny Depp and Rob Morrow are two teenage boys who are guests at a Florida resort for the weekend. The only thing they have in mind to do is find as many girls as possible in their time at the resort, and have some 'fun'. Of course, it gets to the point when it was known that a plot had to be thrown in there somewhere, so soon the two find themselves in comical situations that can either turn out to be hilarious or repulsive. Along the way there's loads of unnecessary nudity, which is to be expected but not at that frequency. At times Private Resort gets a few laughs, bu” read more

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"Ehhh... honestly? It was fun, enjoyable, but nothing too impressive."