Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009)

Posted : 5 months, 4 weeks ago at Jun 30 22:52

"Now if we don't find a viable means of stopping this fucker, Sharkzilla is gonna own the sea. You own the sea, you own the world. Limeys and the spics got that right. What? I'm an equal opportunity racist." The critical mind boggles when one is faced with the task of reviewing a film entitled Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. The title itself reveals everything you need to know about this B-Grade monster schlock - the plot, the major set-pieces, and above all the genre. Cinematic schlock is created when a preposterous concept is meshed with an inept approach, generating a perfect storm of celluloid patheticness that guarantees plenty of laughs (intentional or otherwise). There are instances when sheer filmmaking incompetency produces a deliciously awful experience - such movies triggered t...Read more