Join Listal here 
Existing members 
Login here 
Join Listal to create lists, share images, get recommendations and much more
Meet the Spartans
2.8 Rating
(442 ratings)
2.7 IMDB rating

Your Rating:



Directed by


Starring (View all)
Sean Maguire

Sean Maguire

Leonidas
Carmen Electra

Carmen Electra

Queen Margo
Ken Davitian

Ken Davitian

Xerxes
Kevin Sorbo

Kevin Sorbo

Captain
Diedrich Bader

Diedrich Bader

Traitoro
Method Man

Method Man

Persian Emissary


Written by
Jason Friedberg

Jason Friedberg

(written by)
Aaron Seltzer

Aaron Seltzer

(written by)


Meet the Spartans Videos

Trailer

385 Views

Added 7 years ago




Lists

97 votes
Finnish translations (174 items)
list by Kankku
Published 5 years, 6 months ago 57 comments
61 votes
Razzie award worst movie of the year (181 items)
list by johanlefourbe
Published 4 years, 6 months ago 16 comments
59 votes
Bml93's Film Diary for 2012 (272 items)
list by Bml93
Published 3 years, 2 months ago 24 comments
58 votes
Watched in 2011 (457 items)
list by Nosoki
Published 4 years, 2 months ago 1 comment
50 votes
My movie year 2015 (155 items)
list by Kurkkuharja
Published 2 months ago 50 comments

View all Meet the Spartans lists (100 more)

Cover art, photos and screenshots


View all Meet the Spartans pictures (42 more)

Reviews

The 'Worst of 2008' list on its own!

6 years, 8 months ago at Jun 13 6:35
4 votes
"This is bullshit!" (an actual quote that accurately describes everything about this movie as well!)

Meet the Spartans is a film I wanted to avoid and at the end of the day should have avoided. After the creators of the appalling Date Movie and Epic Movie announced yet another spoof...I was almost in tears. Just spare a thought about the money the duo of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Se... read more

Bad movie and I am not joking.

6 years, 11 months ago at Apr 5 23:20
4 votes
The whole jokes in this movie were retarded and were not funny. Believe me the trailer is great then the movie is just really bad they use all the good jokes at the start. The movie runs out of ideas quickly and just try and take the p*ss out of everything. The gay jokes are annoying which happen the whole way over the movie. Beware if your looking for something like Scary Movie your not gettin... read more

Carmen Elektra's tits... and nothing else.

6 years, 9 months ago at May 24 23:04
4 votes
The wors film of the year, with the terrible "Rise:The blood hunter", of course.
Three or four stupid Jokes and a lot of gags that could had been writed by my dog.

Epic Movie, Superhero Movie, Data Movie... there are all some of the Hollywood factory´s originals manufactures.
View all Meet the Spartans reviews (2 more)
The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an ugly hunchbacked Paris Hilton and a shaved-head Brittany Spears.
Release date: 25 January 2008
Comedy (16), 2008 (13), 2000s (7), Spoof (5), Usa (4), (3), Parody (3), Paris Hilton (3), War (3), English (2), Homoeroticism (2), Chastity Belt (2), Wtf (2), 2000s Spoof (2), King (2), Not Funny (2), Archery (2), Soldier (1), Showdown (1), Insult (1)
Join Listal to add your own lists, reviews, tags, pictures and videos to this movie

Update feed

Sadmomento added this to a list 3 weeks, 4 days ago
garfield2710 added this to a list 1 month ago
Kurkkuharja added this to a list 1 month ago
My movie year 2015 (155 movies items)

"29.1. (PC) Rooman imperiumi näkyy jälleen tehtailleen valloittamilleen kansoille uskollisuuden takaamiseksi vähän sirkushuveja. Leivän voi hakea ennen katselun aloittamista Mäkkäristä. Naapuri tiesi muuten kertoa, että taloyhtiössämme on alkanut mellastaa pikkuvampyyreja, luteita.. Oijoijoi, ensimmäinen Kansan uutiset kolahti juuri postiluukusta! Tämähän muuttui ilon päiväksi!"


filmbuilder added this to a list 1 month, 1 week ago
Listal's 100 Films To Die Before You See (2015) (151 movies items)

"Points: 10 Voters: dianasaurus (2), Justinvdk (8) Previous rank: 50"


FG93 added this to a list 2 years, 2 months ago
Leo added this to a list 2 years, 3 months ago
moviecritic21 added this to a list 2 years, 4 months ago
propelas added this to a list 2 years, 5 months ago
Movie Diary 2012 (108 movies items)
Bml93 added this to a list 2 years, 6 months ago
Bml93's Film Diary for 2012 (272 movies items)

""Stop kicking people into the pit of death! Really!" @ DVD It's a stupid, unfunny, insulting piece of garbage. And I do honestly think that the filmmakers knows so themselves. It's a ridiculous piece of trash. It's that the simple. Still, I don't want to give it the lowest rating. I did chuckle once or twice because of the insane stupidity of this film. That, and the fact that it knows it is shit is reason enough for me to give it a higher rating. 2/10 "


Leo added this to a list 2 years, 6 months ago
Rotten Tomatoes Worst of the Worst (2000-2009) (100 movies items)

" Consensus: A tired, unfunny, offensive waste of time, Meet the Spartans scrapes the bottom of the cinematic barrel."


Hyana Brain added this to a list 2 years, 7 months ago
Don't Make Me Watch This! (43 movies items)
Kookosbanaani added this to a list 2 years, 7 months ago
Movies watched in 2012 (75 movies items)

"30th of July, Digibox Kaksi päivää, kaksi Seltzer ja Friedberg -leffaa ja silti se aika tuntuu ikuisuudelta, kun näin viimeksi jonkin oikeasti hyvän elokuvan. Voisi jopa sanoa, että pilattuani mielenterveyteni näiden kahden kusipään tekeleillä, käsitykseni elokuvien laadusta on sumentunut olemattomalle tasolle. Meet the Spartans ei ole yhtä surkea kuin Date Movie, mutta jos se yltää vain hieman parempaan suoritukseen, niin kyseessä ei ole mikään laatuleffa. Jälleen sitä samaa"


Tiiviste added this to a list 2 years, 7 months ago
Movies watched in 2012 (105 movies items)

"23.7.2012, TV Voihan saatana. Unohdin jo kuinka perseestä nää Seltzer/Friedberg kaksikon leffat on. Typerää, loukkaavaa ja niin edelleen. Ja kuinka vitun monta kertaa yhdestä kuiluun tippumisesta saadaan kehitettyä vammanen julkkisvitsi. Voi nyt saatanan saatana."


garfield2710 added this to a list 2 years, 7 months ago
Richard Roeper's Worst Movies of the Decade (101 movies items)

"Tied with Date Movie."


The Movie Geek added this to a list 2 years, 7 months ago
Lydia added this to a list 2 years, 8 months ago
Movie Diary June 2012 (53 movies items)

"Monday, June 11th Okay, I am aware that I am very much in the minority when it comes to 300...I can't stand it. I thought it was well put together, but just not a movie that I like. That being said, I actually enjoyed this spoof more than the origninal movie. I also enjoyed all of the other movie parodies thrown in (even though they did poke fun at some of my favorites like Shrek) I know it's a guilty pleasure film, but I'm giving it a good rating. "


bj41389 added this to a list 2 years, 8 months ago
My "comedy" movies (75 movies items)
Leo added this to a list 2 years, 9 months ago
Only_Sony added this to a list 2 years, 10 months ago
2008 Movies (117 movies items)
Coby added this to a list 2 years, 11 months ago
2008 Films - Best to Worst (170 movies items)
Ryan P. added this to a list 3 years ago
Listal Bottom 100 (122 movies items)

" #8 "


moviewatcher122 added this to a list 3 years ago
The Movie Geek added this to a list 3 years, 1 month ago
2008 Movies I've Seen (95 movies items)
vah added this to a list 3 years, 4 months ago
The Movies of 2008 (466 movies items)
Nameless added this to a list 3 years, 5 months ago
Nameless' Movie Diary 2011 (509 movies items)

"18.09. TV. Uusintavitunkatselu. Ei muutoksia pisteissä tietenkään."


Crank! added this to a list 3 years, 5 months ago
Worst Movies! (30 movies items)

"Siis mitä vittua? Miksi näitä edes tehdään? Scary Movie -sarjassa oli sentään osittain hauskia vitsejä ja kohtauksia, mutta tässä nyt ei oikeastaan vitsejä edes ole."


SJMJ91 added this to a list 3 years, 5 months ago
Zapani added this to a list 3 years, 6 months ago
Watched in 2011 (179 movies items)

"Rewatched 20.8 "


Juize added this to a list 3 years, 7 months ago
Yhden Tähden Foorumi Top 25 Worst Films (25 movies items)

"5. Kankku 9. Lamourhaaja 2. Nosoki 6."


Ernou added this to a list 3 years, 7 months ago
Agent Bert Macklin added this to a list 3 years, 8 months ago
Not interested in watching (23 movies items)
Bridgey07 added this to a list 3 years, 8 months ago
My 32 Worst Movies (32 movies items)
LordDarkrai added this to a list 3 years, 9 months ago
The Movie Geek added this to a list 3 years, 9 months ago
Worst Movies of 2008 (10 movies items)
KCenturion added this to a list 3 years, 10 months ago
New films watched in 2008 (182 movies items)
KirilMKD added this to a list 3 years, 10 months ago
Movies i have watched (231 movies items)
facella added this to a list 3 years, 11 months ago
Movies I've seen (658 movies items)
Film Ninja added this to a list 3 years, 11 months ago
Movie Fails (25 movies items)

"Terrible gags. The original 300 movie is actually funnier (unintentionally of course) than this spoof! The people who brought you Epic Movie, Date Movie and all those other turds, have managed to outdo themselves with this one. There are more (and funnier) jokes in a rejected SNL skit than there are in this entire movie. I saw this on TV and I still want my money back!"


Neithan added this to a list 3 years, 11 months ago
Watched In... 2011 (121 movies items)

"12.03.2011"


KCenturion added this to a list 3 years, 12 months ago
Films That Shouldn't Exist (30 movies items)

« Prev12 Next »