Meet the Spartans (2008)

Posted : 1 year, 5 months ago at Jun 13 1:35

"This is bullshit!" (an actual quote that accurately describes everything about this movie as well!) Meet the Spartans is a film I wanted to avoid and at the end of the day should have avoided. After the creators of the appalling Date Movie and Epic Movie announced yet another spoof...I was almost in tears. Just spare a thought about the money the duo of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have wasted while making these fruitless, futile spoof movies! That could have been enough to fund a few small movies, or altogether could have funded one bigger movie. There's a few potentially decent films we will never see! In the spoof movie world, there are funny spoofs...and there are Jason Friedberg/Aaron Seltzer spoofs. The former may not produce brilliant results, however they are at least ...Read more

Posted : 1 year, 6 months ago at May 24 18:04

The wors film of the year, with the terrible "Rise:The blood hunter", of course.
Three or four stupid Jokes and a lot of gags that could had been writed by my dog.

Epic Movie, Superhero Movie, Data Movie... there are all some of the Hollywood factory´s originals manufactures.

Rating : 1/10

Posted : 1 year, 7 months ago at Apr 5 18:20

The whole jokes in this movie were retarded and were not funny. Believe me the trailer is great then the movie is just really bad they use all the good jokes at the start. The movie runs out of ideas quickly and just try and take the p*ss out of everything. The gay jokes are annoying which happen the whole way over the movie. Beware if your looking for something like Scary Movie your not getting it here. Paris Hilton, Britney Spears some woman plays the same part and yet the only decent one in the movie. Everyone else in the movie oh Method Man was decent the rest were just bad Carmen Eletra can't act for her life shes only in this as eye candy. The movie with it been based on a plot of 300 can't really go anywhere which means they lose ideas fast. Then come in shows and other s...Read more

Rating : 1/10

Posted : 1 year, 9 months ago at Feb 4 5:39

Curiosity will only leave you disappointed, sure its meant to be a spoof but it fails at even that. Hardly funny and not worth watching!

Rating : 2/10