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Danny Trejo Danny Trejo
Machete
Robert De Niro Robert De Niro
Senator McLaughlin
Jessica Alba Jessica Alba
Sartana
Steven Seagal Steven Seagal
Torrez
Jeff Fahey Jeff Fahey
Booth
Cheech Marin Cheech Marin
Padre


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Robert Rodriguez Robert Rodriguez
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Álvaro Rodríguez Álvaro Rodríguez
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It will leave you with a big grin on your face

7 years, 5 months ago at Nov 16 7:25
4 votes
"You just fucked with the wrong Mexican!"

For those who witnessed the faux Machete trailer at the beginning of the Quentin Tarantino/Robert Rodriguez double bill Grindhouse and wished it were a real movie, your prayers have at long last been answered. And, happily, Machete is actually good; a delirious, irresistible blast of R-rated mayhem benefitting from top-notch filmmaking techn... read more

An average movie

5 years, 5 months ago at Oct 27 21:41
1 vote
Like most of us, I really enjoyed the 'Machete' trailer displayed in 'Grindhouse', and, from all the fake trailers, it was the only one which really seemed to have some potential as a full length feature. Furthermore, while I found 'Death Proof' rather disappointing, I thought 'Planet Terror' was really successful so I was really curious to see what Robert Rodriguez would do this time. Eventually,... read more

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7 years, 7 months ago at Sep 24 22:27
1 vote
I expected the violence, the lewdness, the irreverence, the humor, and the over-the-top, tongue-in-cheek, self-indulgent style. What I did not expect and only dared hope for was a nearly Great film. Machete is a very nearly great piece of cinema. The only things holding it back from 9 or 10 star territory are a couple of clumsy, forced, exposition-heavy scenes that interrupt the frantic flow of ac... read more
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Former Mexican Federale Machete plays by his own rules. After a harrowing encounter with drug lord Torrez, the shadowy Booth offers Machete the opportunity to assassinate the unscrupulous Senator McLaughlin. When Machete discovers he's been set up, he turns to fierce taco queen Luz, armed holy man Padre, and socialite April.
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