Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

Films and the critics who hate them (732 movies items)

"Pacing leaves a lot to be desired and the moment-of-attack sequences, full of jagged cuts and a great deal of noise, more closely resemble the view from inside a washing machine. - Variety, Variety Staff Mild and predictable, the very things an adventure movie should never be. - Caryn James, New York Times After Steven Spielberg's original, which combined shock effects with comedy and grand sea adventure touches, the series has degenerated into your basic fish-bites-man story, with very few "

Watched in 2013 (59 movies items)

"Watched: 26.2. "

Nostalgia Critic's closing thoughts (40 movies items)

"This is not only stupid, but it’s mostly kind of a bore. The setup is crazy, the characters are not interesting, and it mostly feels padded out. The shark is not as fake as the third film, but it’s still pretty fake. And, for a film called “The Revenge”, it’s a pretty lame revenge! Trust me when I say it’s safe to go back in the water because anything is better than sitting in your living room and watching this piece of sh*t!"

Time, Relativity and Films That I Hate (42 movies items)

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50 best Horror Taglines* (50 movies items)

""This time…it's personal.""

1987 Films Ranked (10 movies items)

"This film takes a dump over the original with an idiotic plot that is so ludicrous it would make Ed Wood blush. Even with that it doesn't even make it a so bad it's good movie. It's just so boring."

Worst Nostalgia Critic Reviews (38 movies items)

"Tied with Jaws 3. Just about the same as Jaws 3; MikeJ already did it, and Doug didn't bring anything fresh to the table, and still refers the shark as "Jaws." Also, having the late Judith Barsi (Ducky from The Land Before Time and Anne Marie from All Dogs Go to Heaven) say "What's sex?" was really forced and low. Doug even made a plot error about Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade; the power of the Holy Grail is only active inside the temple. Negatives: -Didn't Bring Anything New or Fresh -F"

Interesting film facts (365 movies items)

"According to this film, the events that occurred in Jaws 3 never took place. Michael Caine could not accept his Oscar for Hannah and Her Sisters because he was busy filming this movie. The Water in the tank where the climax was shot was filled with blue dye. The dye kept turning Micheal Caine's and Lorraine Gary's hair blue, this is why Michael Caine climbs aboard dry. When Michael Caine was asked about this movie in an interview, he answered, "I have never seen it, but by all accounts it "