Howard the Duck (1986)

Posted : 2 months, 3 weeks ago at Aug 31 23:34

by Dane Youssef Wow... what can possibly be said about this movie that hasn't already be said a thousand times? It almost seems redundant and tiresome to keep shooting such an already over-satirized target... though this movie took moments off my life I will never have back. I watched it simply to see what all the fuss was about. I understand now... Ughhhhhh.... They actually put this movie on DVD? Wow... well... Easy target as it may be, I must now express my contempt and hatred. After the severe deforming scar it left on my psyche, it's the very least of my I actually lost seconds of my life as well, dear children. I actually feel like I'm suffering from motion sickness just THINKING about this movie... Special FX Master George Lucas disowned this film. I kn...Read more

Rating : 3/10

Posted : 11 months, 1 week ago at Dec 17 11:39

I actually read the novel whilst waiting for this movie to go on general release. The story that came from the pages was entertaining, clever and in places I actually laughed out loud at the humour contained within the lines. I was so eager to get to the cinema! Sadly the movie ‘Howard the duck’ was a travesty. Anyone who also has endured this movie will know just how disappointed I felt, although I also had the indignity of having to pay to see this rubbish! Howard the duck is a wise-cracking creature from a parallel planet where ducks, not man, stood tallish and industrialised their world. Through a science experiment gone wrong on Earth, Howard is grabbed and pulled through space and lands on earth with a thud. Saving the young damsel in distress he then tries to romance th...Read more

Rating : 1/10

Posted : 2 years, 4 months ago at Jul 2 13:58

Defining 80's cheesiness

Rating : 6/10