House of the Dead (2003)

30 Days of Movies (2012) (30 movies items)

"Day 12. A Movie that you hate I didn't know zombies could jump, swim, sprint and use weapons.... Such a horrible movie overall."

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"It's dead alright. Dead on arrival. I would say that the video game, is better, but having never played it, I can still presume that video game is still, better than the film."

Films and the critics who hate them (732 movies items)

"And now, a rundown on the rest of the story: BLAST, BAM, SPLAT, BLEAH, BANG, BOOM, FIZZ!!!!!!! - Phil Villarreal, Arizona Daily Star To properly convey the jaw-dropping shoddiness of this videogame-based 'horror' 'movie,' one must approach what scientists call Absolute Stupid. - Scott Brown, Entertainment Weekly Idiotically written, badly acted and directed, with Boll underlining the film's gory video game plot by intercutting video game effects into the slaughter, it's a staggering failure "

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"Outhouse of the Dead. I could almost smell it. I think I was working my way through a 12-pack of something and that's the only reason I saw this through."

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"Reviewed by Phelous."

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" Uwe Boll again! This time with a film that is so bad that it is almost good. Just almost. It's hard to write anything concrete about it. It's just so ridiculous. I'll let this dialogue speak for it. Rudy: "You did all this to become immortal. Why?" Castillo: "To live forever!" Lolwut? Uwe Boll Movies - Stay Away from Them! (list) 10 things i've learnt from HOUSE OF THE DEAD (youtube clip)"