Still even more favorite quotes, from a film (253 movies items)
"Jacob: Hey look, it's the douchbag from Karate Kid 3.
April: What happened to your...
Adam: I got stabbed in the face with a fork, I saw it coming, I avoided it, I didn't avoid it, it happened to me in a different way.
Lou: Fuckin' Russian energy drink, Chernobly. It's got this shit in it, not even legal here.
Adam: Whats in it?
Lou: How the fuck am I supposed to know dude, but it's illegal. "