Hollywood Homicide (2003)

Posted : 1 year, 5 months ago at Jun 7 4:35

K.C.: "Well, what do you think?" Joe Gavilan: "Write this down... Cheeseburger, well done. Raw onion, pickle, ketchup. Nothing else." What is there to expect from an aging Harrison Ford featuring in a buddy cop action/comedy film? Following the surge of bad reviews Hollywood Homicide was shamefully forced to bear, I certainly didn't expect much even considering talent involved. The trailer did look extremely funny; however the aforementioned negative reviews resulted in my decision to skip the theatrical run and perhaps eventually hire it when it is cheap to do so. It really pains me to say this, but the film is a lot more fun than some critics gave it credit to be. Hollywood Homicide is far from being even considered a great movie, maybe not even a good movie. Be that as it may, ther...Read more

Posted : 2 years, 5 months ago at Jun 17 19:47

I think I caught about 15 minutes of this. I say caught because I saw 15 minutes in the last half of the movie when I was searching channels on TV for something to watch. I'm actually amazed I lasted that long (take out the ads though and it's less then 15). It was really a pathetic attempt. For starters, yes it's an action film and yes it had action but it seemed to try to be a comedy as well which didn't work. Basically when a movie that shouldn't be funny tries to be funny, it doesn't end up funny. It ends up being pathetic and embarrassing. And that's only after watching it for 15 minutes. Imagine all the things I could have said about it if I had of watched the whole thing! That wouldn't of happened though because I have a feeling I would've lost the plot....Read more

Rating : 1/10

Posted : 2 years, 12 months ago at Nov 28 14:35

After attempting to see this movie (I had to shut it off within half hour, to save my brain cells), I wondered wether Ford had to make this movie as a favor to someone, or payback for something, or maybe extortion. I cannot comprehend how else Harrison Ford could've chosen this role. I think he realized just how bad it is too, since he just walks around and reads off his line monotonely, with about as much enthusiam for acting this role as my teen brother has in doing yard work at my parent's cottage. I mean, Hartnett, I expect him to have such roles in these idiotic movies. He's a talentless hack that only gets roles because of his looks. But I did not expect Ford to willingly choose such a bad movie to be in.

Rating : 2/10