The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)

My movie year 2013 (293 movies items)

"27.4. (DVD) Kaalitarhan tenavat piereskelee, kusee housuun ja sotkee räällä. Loppuhuipennuksessa yksi niistä oksentaa kokkarekastiketta ihmisten päälle. Nimeään kunnioittaen aivan uskomattoman sisällötöntä ja aggressioita herättävää liukuhihnajätettä."

Films and the critics who hate them (741 movies items)

"The Garbage Pail Kids Movie is enough to make you believe in strict and faraway boarding schools. - Caryn James, New York Times"

Movies I Saw For the First Time in 2013 (53 movies items)

"This movie, man. This movie. First of all, it exists! It was written, directed, acted in, distributed, and maybe even promoted. I don't know. I really don't. I don't know if there's a single frame i this movie that makes sense. It's bad. Really, awfully, terribly bad. It's worth watching if you want to see just how bizarrely terrible it can be. I don't know, man. I don't know why I watched it. I didn't hate it. I can say that much. But it's a fucking terrible movie by all accounts. I really don'"

Looking back at bad films, I have seen (98 movies items)

"Once you gaze into the dark abyss, that is The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, you mind may never recover. I know that my mind hasn't."

Movies that should have been nominated for Razzie (64 movies items)

"- Worst Picture - Worst Director: Rod Amateau - Worst Screenplay"

Nostalgia Critic's closing thoughts (40 movies items)

"I don't know whether to give it to a scientist to examine or a priest to exorcise! I mean, it's remarkable. It is absolutely remarkable! Even the closing credits are hurting me! Everything about this movie is just plain HORRENDOUS!"

Watched in 2012 (514 movies items)

"Katsottu: 16.12.2012 Piereskelevä neekeri, räkäinen ”Mollamaija”, varpaita syövä alligaattori ja alati housuunsa kuseva finninaamanörtti, eli niinpä niin, mitähän vittua juuri katsoin? Ainiin olihan tässä myös kasarimusat, musikaalikohtaus ja oksenteleva tyttö. Hieno elokuva, jossa ei opita mistään mitään, koska piereskely on paljon kivempaa."

Filmes Baixados (2254 movies items)

"Porta-CD: 02 CD: 79"

30 Movies That'll Never Be Remade (30 movies items)

"Why It’ll Never Be Remade: This could only have been released in the ‘80s! Based on the spectacularly grotesque (and thoroughly awesome) sticker collection, Garbage Pail Kids tells the story of a group of hideous mutant children, all of whom are played by dwarf actors in terrifying prosthetic costumes. Try getting that one greenlit. If They Have To Do It: This should be made as a dark and twisted animation, with a similarly macabre aesthetic as the original stickers. We’d also like to see"

Failed movie franchises part 2 (62 movies items)

" Note: Based on a popular trading card game from the 80's that was even popular enough to start a movie. It seem like the card game's popularity hope that the studio would create a franchise around the trading card game. I hear that the movie was terrible and it's consider to be one of the worst movies ever made. Thank god it flopped at the box office. "

How They Could Have Been Better... (13 movies items)

"No, I never saw this movie. I just saw the Nostalgia Critic's review of it. Oy, where do I begin... - Use actual kids to play the GPKs - Get actors around the main kid's age to play the bullies, not 20 year olds! - Cut out the song - Get rid of the State Home for the Ugly sub-plot - Cut back on the gross humor - Get rid of the whole opening scene with the garbage pail in space. Couldn't the GPKs be introduced some other way? - Moments with just the GPKs talking should actually do something with "

1987 Films Ranked (10 movies items)

"This was just painful to watch. Awful animatronics, an insulting plot-line and a very very very very VERY confused moral."

Movie Diary 2012- *September* (20 movies items)

"A Friend of mine lent me his copy of this film, It was super cheesey but a great laugh! "

Worst and the Most Ridiculous Movies of the 80's (25 movies items)

"Pathetic animatronics, embarrassing acting, and ugly puppets that are very likely created by the devil himself are the worst things in this execrable mess. It almost physically hurts me even to think about it: the movie is just about these garbage brats pissing their pants, farting, vomiting, and telling jokes that make Rob Schneider look like a comic legend. There's even a musical number. No, I'm not kidding, and it really is as excruciating as it sounds. "The Garbage Pail Kids Movie" was actua"

The 100 worst movies from TGWTG reviewed. (100 movies items)

"Reviewed by the Nostalgia Critic."