“KILLERS serves as excellent support for the argument that people who are ridiculously attractive can get whatever they want without having to work too much. I see no other explanation for why Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl can get away with performances as horrible as the ones they give here, and still continue making movies. If that were it, I wouldn't be so upset, but sadly, KILLERS is a stale, largely unfunny piece of cinema that lacks even the urgency to make its scenes remotely exciting or amusing.
We start off with one of the most annoying credit sequences I've seen in a long time. It's edited horribly, cutting away from one shot to another in the most annoying way possible. Once that's done with, the scenes that set up the relationship between the two leads are actuall” read more