Macho Loser Club
“The First Rule of Loser Club is:
I don't want to hear about it.
The Second Rule of Loser Club is:
Don't tell me about it.
The Third Rule of Loser Club is:
And, yeah, I would rather have Swedish furniture, than...hate people with Swedish furniture.
Oh, my god, you have a coffee-table; I'm going to blow up a bank!!
You blow up a bank. This helps you...how.
I just wanted to tell these characters...grow up. Just....grow up. I hate you, so just...grow up. Far away from me.
I mean, if Brad Pitt wanted to beat the crap out of some guys, he could have at least...stolen money from them, right? At least that would have made sense, on some level.
But, you know what wo” read more