30 From 96: My Favorite Films From 1996 (30 movies items)
"....and speaking of giant peaches,
ladies and gentlemen.....
It's bad enough when an innocent family finds themselves in the midst of the carnage and blood of a hidden coven of cravenous, murderous vampires,
but then on top of that, they also have to face the snake-cradling Selma Hayek and her absolutely formidable and absolutely perfect puppies.
Dracula can only wish that his will-sapping gaze was this hypnotic.
Now, those are my kind of creatures of the night."