Reviews of Closer

Closer

Posted : 3 weeks, 3 days ago on 1 July 2008 03:07 (A review of Closer)

Natalie Portman in a pink wig barely wearing clothing and spinning around a stripper pole -- one of the sexiest images in the history of film? The heterosexual in me wants to say yes. But the screaming queen that I mostly am wants to point to the scene where Clive Owen gets all demanding and yells at Julia Roberts about wanting to know what Jude Law's cum tastes like. But then I remember that I cannot let my hormones get the best of me, and that time has yet to determine "Yay" or "Nay" on that. I get swept right up in the emotional backstabbing and relationship hop-scotching the characters do to each other. I wonder if they ever really did love each other, or if they were desperate and lonely people who were reaching out for some affection. It could honestly go either way, especially when Portman tells Law she just fell out of love with him and dares him to slap her.

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Closer review

Posted : 1 year, 12 months ago on 30 July 2006 09:52 (A review of Closer)

geezz..here i hate julia

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