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Blade: Trinity review

Posted : 1 year, 12 months ago on 15 November 2007 05:54 (A review of Blade: Trinity)

Browsing the cast list you might pose yourself a question: "Well now, Ryan Reynolds is in this film and he always plays a cocky moron... I wonder if he's a cocky moron in Blade Trinity?" Well let me inform you that yes, he is. He's just another mildly good looking all-american asshole who will be forever typecast as a detestable bitch.

As for the rest of the film, Blade has already killed just about every vampire the script writers can think of, so why not throw in Dracula? Blade whacks Dracula this time round, only Dracula is immortal, so he just disappears at the end and decides to respect Blade instead. Pure bullshit. At least Jessica Biel is top strumpet though.

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