"Blackadder: That is for every schoolboy and schoolgirl for the next 400 years. Have you any idea how much suffering you're going to cause? Hours spent at school desks trying to find *one* joke in "A Midsummer's Night Dream", wearing stupid tights in school plays and saying things like, "What ho, my Lord," and, "Oh, look, here comes Othello talking total crap as usual."
Consul Georgius: I say, this is interesting! There seems to be a large orange hedge moving towards us.
Centurion Blackadder: Uh"
"This Blackadder one-off gave the scurrilous Edmund his own time-machine, allowing him to deck William Shakespeare, piss off the Scots army and kill all the dinosaurs with one pair of Baldrick's underpants."