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Battleship
5.6 Rating
(461 ratings)
5.9 IMDB rating

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Taylor Kitsch

Taylor Kitsch

Lieutenant Alex Hopper
Alexander Skarsgård

Alexander Skarsgård

Commander Stone Hopper
Rihanna

Rihanna

Petty Officer Cora 'Weps' Raikes
Tadanobu Asano

Tadanobu Asano

Captain Yugi Nagata
Hamish Linklater

Hamish Linklater

Cal Zapata
Liam Neeson

Liam Neeson

Admiral Shane
Peter MacNicol

Peter MacNicol

Secretary of Defense


Written by
Jon Hoeber

Jon Hoeber

(written by)
Erich Hoeber

Erich Hoeber

(written by)


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Trailer 3

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Trailer

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Trailer 2

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An average movie

2 years, 5 months ago at Aug 31 8:31
3 votes
I wasn't really planning to see this flick but Linsey, my step-daughter, came home with a downloaded version so I thought I should give it a try anyway. The lack of inspiration in Hollywood is pretty obvious but after the sequels, prequels, reboots, remakes, book adaptations, comic-books, tv-shows, is the only thing left a board game?!? Anyway, honestly, I thought the whole thing was pretty boring... read more

Exhaustively moronic and too long

11 months, 1 week ago at Feb 23 8:08
2 votes
"We are going to die. You're going to die, I'm going to die, we're all going to die... just not today."

There's a long-running online myth that, once upon a time, a respected chef attempted to perfectly replicate a McDonalds Big Mac despite not knowing the recipe, assuming it'd be easy considering that it's such a cheap, nasty, low quality burger. But although he tried his hardest, ... read more

Review of Battleship

5 months, 3 weeks ago at Aug 12 5:09
2 votes
There are films, and then there is Battleship. 131 minutes of explosions, tedious exposition, and lots and lots of yelling. The problem (or at least one of the problems) with Battleship, isn't that it's mindlessly stupid (though it is), or that it contains poor acting (though it does), but that it's profoundly boring. There are times when I nearly dozed off - despite seeing this in the early af... read more
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An international naval coalition becomes the world's last hope for survival as they engage a hostile alien force of unimaginable strength called The Regents who attempt to invade Earth to build a power source in the ocean.
Release date: 18 May 2012
Sci-fi (16), Action (15), 2012 (13), 2010s (7), Thriller (5), Aliens (5), Alien (5), Based On Game (4), Liam Neeson (4), Adventure (3), Invasion (2), Robin Rihanna Fenty!! (2), Based On Video Game (2), War (2), (2), 2010's (2), Rihanna (2), Hawaii (2), Army (1), Alexander Skarsgård (1)
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Review of Battleship

“There are films, and then there is Battleship. 131 minutes of explosions, tedious exposition, and lots and lots of yelling. The problem (or at least one of the problems) with Battleship, isn't that it's mindlessly stupid (though it is), or that it contains poor acting (though it does), but that it's profoundly boring. There are times when I nearly dozed off - despite seeing this in the early afternoon after a full night of sleep - and times when I resorted to checking my watch - despite doing so a minute prior. Battleship is one big, bloated, boring, bomb of a film. But if you aren't convinced yet, by all means, read on.

Supposedly inspired by the Hasbro board game of the same name (I'm sure I don't need to tell you that there are almost no similarities outside of their titl” read more

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PvtCaboose91 voted for a review of Battleship 11 months, 1 week ago

“"You’re gonna die. I’m gonna die. We’re all gonna die... Just not today!" If you thought Transformers was dumb, just wait to you see Battle”

Spunkeroo voted for a review of Battleship 11 months, 1 week ago

“"We are going to die. You're going to die, I'm going to die, we're all going to die... just not today." There's a long-running online myth that, on”

lotr23 voted for a review of Battleship 11 months, 1 week ago

“"We are going to die. You're going to die, I'm going to die, we're all going to die... just not today." There's a long-running online myth that, on”

PvtCaboose91 posted a review 11 months, 1 week ago

Exhaustively moronic and too long

“"We are going to die. You're going to die, I'm going to die, we're all going to die... just not today."

There's a long-running online myth that, once upon a time, a respected chef attempted to perfectly replicate a McDonalds Big Mac despite not knowing the recipe, assuming it'd be easy considering that it's such a cheap, nasty, low quality burger. But although he tried his hardest, he could never get it just right. Battleship feels quite a bit like that infamous failed experiment - it's what happens when otherwise smart people attempt to purposely create a product that's below their abilities. In this case, director Peter Berg ostensibly set out to ape Michael Bay's Transformers formula by turning an '80s toy property into a dumb blockbuster with loud explosions and jingoistic mi” read more

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“Wow!

Unfortunately my initial review fell 96 characters short.

Horrible movie! On the plus side I have nothing.” read more

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"Not as bad as I hope it was going to be, but it's pretty entertaining. The movie is one big rip off of and the characters are boring, but I had a fun time watching it. It's a big bad budget movie that is so much fun to make fun of. 6/10 for the fun factor and 4/10 critically speaking."


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" Note: So after Transformers, Universal and Hasbro team up to create a big budget movie based on a board game. The idea of a movie based on Battleship was a bad idea and it look like the movie didn't do very well at the box office neither. Between this and John Carter, I think Taylor Kitsch's Hollywood career is finished."


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"MISS Domestic: $65,233,400 Worldwide: $302,836,260 "Battleship" was an enormously expensive misfire (reportedly costing over $200 million). The board-game adaptation was more successful internationally than in the U.S. -- it actually made less here than its star Taylor Kitsch's other high-profile bomb "John Carter" -- but not enough to justify a sequel. "


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