Barbarian Queen (1985)

Watched 2013 (114 movies items)

"15.2. "I'll be no man's slave and no man's whore" Short but sweet barbarian tale that has a lot of nasty rape talk. One might find this movie misogynist but the main charachters are strong females so I guess director Hector Olivera dodged a bullet there. "

Watched in '12 (66 movies items)

"26.12.2012, pc Nojoo, tissiä ja miekanheiluttelua on sinänsä ihan tyydyttävästi, mutta niitä lukuunottamatta meininki on lähinnä puuduttavan tylsää. Onneksi pituutta on kuitenkin vain reilu tunti eli siinä mielessä ihan suhteellisen kivuton kokemus."

Barbarian top list (31 movies items)

"Älytöntä roskaa olemattomalla juonella, kehnohkosti toteutetulla väkivallalla sekä surkeilla (rintavarustuksen) näyttelijöillä. Kyllä tämän kuitenkin kerran aamulla kahvikupin tyhjennyksen yhteydessä katsoo."

“A good dose of barbarian smut! Especially after suffering through the tedious Warrior and the Sorceress this in fact seemed pretty good! It is a feminist barbarian movie yet with loads of tits! In fact, there are not many such films, perhaps with the exception of the truly excellent LOST EMPIRE. I don't much know about the plot - I think there was a burning village in the beginning etc. The usual clichees. But the sword fights look tight enough and as I said a kick-ass film yet with boobs... Can't be bad! What about the sequel????? Dear lord...” read more

Films watched - Katselut 2009 (190 movies items)

"Joo kyllähän tämä ainakin selvinpäin oli suht. hauska. Ainakin legendaarisesti vituilleen mennyt raiskaus ja taistelukohtausten herkät äännähtelyt toimi ihan helvetin hyvin. Tisseissä ois voinu parantaa. Joskus kaljottelun ohessa otetaan kyä varmana uusiksi jos kokisi vaikkapa valaistumisen. "

Barbarian Checklist (34 movies items)

"Barbarian Queen has a lot of things that an average barbarian movie watcher wants. Lana Clarkson is as good as an object (in case you didn't know that women are objects in barbarian movies) can be, and her breasts are visible very often. The movie has like the funniest rape scene ever recorded and should be watched because of that. My score is low, because I wasn't into barbarian movies when I watched this, so if I watched this again, the score might rise."