Bad Santa (2003)

Posted : 11 months, 3 weeks ago at Dec 4 11:12

''Why don't you wish in one hand, and shit in the other. See which one fills up first.'' A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid, and the security boss discovers the plot. Billy Bob Thornton: Willie ''You know what I see when I look at you? America's got a sad future ahead of it. Let's begin by saying Bad Santa is like being whipped around in a paper hurricane of chaos and anarchy. Like great and rare comedies in the genre, it is without borders or boundaries. Typically, around Christmas you will find yourself watching a generic, feel-good, moralistic Christmas caper, Bad Santa is the Adult version of the season. For those of you who are ...Read more

Rating : 8/10

Posted : 1 year, 5 months ago at Jun 4 7:25

"I'm an eating, drinking, shitting, fucking Santy Claus." Bad Santa is the furthest thing from your traditional, normal, good-natured family Christmas fare. Despite being a comedy, this is a Christmas movie you will want to keep away from your children. The film did not receive its rating due to one or two uses of the f-word...the whole movie is crude, disturbing, perverted and vulgar; containing about 150 uses of the f-word and its variations, as well as several other profanities and even sex scenes during the film's 95-minute running time. In a sense it's a refreshing alteration of the usual Christmas movie. I was growing tired of the cheesy feel good Christmas movies (like The Santa Claus and its sequels, among many others) made merely for a few extra bucks and with the target audien...Read more

Posted : 2 years, 2 months ago at Sep 15 7:47

I am beggining to love Billy Bob Thornton - this movie is HILLARIOUS! Seriously dudes, I Laughed Out Loud so many times ..its a must see!

Rating : 7/10

Posted : 3 years ago at Nov 2 14:16

Bad Santa? More like "Bad Movie." However, Billy Bob Thorton turns in a breakout performance playing the role he knows best, himself. A degenerate drunk thief playing father figure to an innocent kid is very fitting for the holiday season. Watch Thorton spread the joy of Christmas as Santa Claus and follow along not knowing whether to laugh or cringe.

Rating : 4/10