Reviews of Bad Boys II

Bad Boys II review

Posted : 2 years, 9 months ago on 11 February 2007 06:39 (A review of Bad Boys II)

I don't think it's fair to write a review on this film if you didn't sit through it until the end...

...because you missed some of the most reprehensible parts!

Near the end of this film, Martin Lawrence and his band of narcs manage to invade Cuba undetected, engage the entire cuban army in a gunfight while subsequently blowing up the bad guys house, then embark on a Humvee car chase which sees them plough through a shanty town in one of cuba's poorest areas (no doubt killing hundreds).

This cumulates in a brawl outside Guantanamo bay on a minefield.

I don't think anything else needs to be said!

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Absolute waste of time

Posted : 2 years, 10 months ago on 20 December 2006 02:26 (A review of Bad Boys II)

I can't seem to find correct word to describe this movie. Crap? Rubbish? Garbage? Cheese? Cash Grab? IQ Reducer? Propaganda? 2hour anti-drug ad? Leave-your-brain-at-the-entrance flick?

Sorry, to be fair, I saved my brain cells and turned off this garbage in the first 15 minutes. Did ANY of the thousands of people involved in this production do ANY sort of research on the script? News for the uninformed: the LAST thing you want to do with X (aka E, XTC, ecstasy, or whatever the kids call it these days) is roll it around on your tongue. Those pills taste so bad you want them going straight past your taste glands and wash it down quickly with lots of liquid. And having gone to raves and after-hour clubs back in the day, the scene where people start convulsing and frothing at the mouth after taking a pill, and then club owners dump their bodies in the garbage dumpster, well, I must've missed those clubs. LOL. Part of me almost wanted to keep watching to see what else this ridiculous comedy had in store for me, but i rented a few other movies that day and Bad Boys II got a unanymous toss across the room in near record time.

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