Armageddon (1998)

Posted : 1 year, 6 months ago at May 13 3:19

"Houston, you have a problem. You see, I promised my little girl that I'd be comin' home. Now I don't know what you people are doing down there, but we've got a hole to dig up here!" Armageddon is the second of 1998's "end of the world" films - after Deep Impact - that comes from notorious hack director Michael Bay. I remember being mildly entertained when I saw this movie several years ago. I guess with age and maturity we can finally see the flaws and pointlessness of mindless Hollywood rubbish like this film. Now I like action films because for the most part they are entertaining guilty pleasures. I expected to at least be entertained by this film...but I was bored stiff due to all the clichés, cheesy dialogue and predictable moments. NASA scientists discover that a large meteor...Read more

Rating : 4/10

Posted : 2 years, 10 months ago at Jan 6 1:30

"I have a great idea for a movie... Let's get all of Hollywood's most annoying actors together, put them all in to a pseudo sci-fi where everybody dies after they get to land the space shuttle on an asteroid moving at 100000 miles per hour and then drive a space monster truck on it and then blow up some nukes and save the Earth... Yeah! That would be an awesome movie! But then let's take THAT idea and make it 100 times MORE unbelievable and lame."

That's this movie.

Rating : 1/10