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Added by Nattkrypet on 18 Mar 2012 12:39
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Actresses who Can Save Even Shit

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Reason: "Queen of the Damned" (a shitty sequel) and "Romeo Must Die" (a pretty average action movie that are helped a lot by her presence)

One of the bigger losses in the entertainment industry as we only got a hint of what was to come
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Say what you want but Ali Larter is one of the big reasons why "Heroes" flopped after the 1st season as they had potential to do fantastic things with her character (fighting her evil double, have a lot of stripteases on webcamera, be in psychological turmoil after the death of her lover etc.) but there was no one on the show that had remotely any idea how to write a female character as they were annoying or evil.

On the big screen she was one of the better reasons with the "Final Destination" movies and she is not so shy of saving a movie with her body if it is shit.
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Average listal rating (224 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 0


She has made great films (like "City of God") in South America, but in the U.S. she has been wasted in "Predators" and "I am Legend" that is boring action timewasters. Alice seems to overshadow the rest of the cast in these films and make the films som much better to watch
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Average listal rating (54 ratings) 8.1 IMDB Rating 0


We all remember her as one of the definitive film noir girls in "The Third Man" but what many seem to forget is that she made some memorable appearances as well in her "older days" in obscure horror movies like "Killer Nun" and "Fatal Frames" together with excellent turns in "Suspiria", "Inferno" and "Lisa and the Devil"
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Only seen in solid movies so far like "Drag Me to Hell" where she was great and in "Beowulf", "Big Fish" and "The Thirteenth Floor". She hasn't been terrible in any of these films so one to watch.
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Average listal rating (171 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 0


The girls of "Smallville" was the main reason why that show was a success for 10 years and Allison Mack was the girl with the cutest smile and a fan favorite which isn't so strange to understand. She usually saved a lot of the worst episodes by appearing in the show and making us forget what the hell happened. Haven't seen do anything really terrible actingwise so far.
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Audrey had class and was an icon on the screen as princess in "Roman Holiday" or if she was Marion in "Robin and Marion". Even when she was dreadfully miscast as in "Breakfast at Tiffany" she was so wonderfully fashionable and adorable that it was impossible not to love her. One of the great Hollywood legends that stole the movie.
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Always hugely watchable even when she makes drivel like the "Tomb Raider" films or "Salt", but any girl with the forms and face of Angelina Jolie will always steal the movie and make a movie watchable. In "Gone in 60 Seconds" she was one of the few good things in it and she wasn't really the reason why "Beyond Borders" sucked.
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Average listal rating (272 ratings) 7.6 IMDB Rating 0


Watch her in "Pushing Daisies" and you will understand why she is a godess, but see her in "Timeline" and see the best reason for why that movie is acceptable.
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She has saved terrible shit movies like "Havoc" and "Love and Other Drugs" by disrobing her clothes, but her White Queen was one of the few watchable (and pretty-creepy) things in the remake of "Alice in Wonderland" even if she was highely underused. Actually the only thing that really worked in that movie was it's cast that looked great on the screen but was ruined by a weak script and direction.
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Watch that picture over this text again. It should be enough shouldn't it? Actually she is one fantastic MILF these days too and she has great screen presence stealing scenes whenever she is on screen.

Easily the best thing about "Superman III"
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Managed to steal an entire film by doing one of the most brutal and heartbreaking deaths in "Natural Born Killers" (and get cut out of the film for being too good!) and had some great supporting roles during the 90s. Afraid she may have ruined her career lately but as I haven't watched anything by her in a long time she is still on my list - for now.
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Scream queen for the gorehounds. "Hellraiser" with and without Ashley Laurence is like two different franchises all together. Has been in some crap z-movies but frustratingly I tend to feel that she is too good for them and always make interesting appearances.
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Usually the best thing in her father's later horror/thriller and was marvellous in "Stendhal Syndrome" and excellent as a temptress in french "Queen Margot" as well as in stupid Hollywood action as "XXX" and the utterly boring romantic thriller "B. Monkey" where she easily stole the show. "New Rose Hotel" was also an experience where Asia was one of the better things with what was confusing lowbudget art sciencefiction. Why Asia is great? Maybe it is her feisty dark hair, pale skin and tattoos combined with heavy italian accent that makes her irrestible? Probably.
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The best newcomer in "Pirates of the Caribbean 4". They should have given her more screentime. Beautiful and I loved her presence in the movie. Only seen one movie with her so far, but really a face to watch...
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She has done a lot of great films already like "Amalie" and "A Very Long Engagement" with Jeunet, but it was her turn in "The DaVinci Code" that showed that she could make crap into gold by doing a forgettable supporting role into gold.
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Average listal rating (34 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 0


Stole an entire episode of "Buffy: The Vampire Slayer" during it's last year by her presence, but even she had big problems saving the remake of "One Final Call" from being the worst pile of shit on this planet, but she has a cute and quirky face so I will forgive her that one. Usually too many brief roles but a face to follow at the moment
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Average listal rating (86 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 0


As former Bond girl and big beauty it is not surprising that her presences in Italian giallo or lowbudget movies are interesting enough to make even the worst shit interesting - and a good reason for why this list exist in the first place.
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She managed to look great in one of the worst catastrophes on film: volcano hell in "When Time Ran Out".
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Scream queen that know that in order to save some shitty films the best thing is to play in them and show off your big milk buttons.
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A horror girl that just steals every scene even if the majority that she has done is higely interesting for genre fans.
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Nude horse riding and the sole reason for the "Saw" films being tiny bit interesting with her dark portrayal of a serial killer's wife. That is, if one is not a "torture porn" fan.
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A much better actress than singer which comes out in her music videos as well, but she was an excellent 70s darkskinned actionheroine in the mostly dreadful third "Austin Powers" movie and did heavy weightloss for "Dreamgirls" to gain attention and praise. She was also the best eye candy in the dreadful remake of "Pink Panther" and she should really do more movies instead.
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Not really nice to say that Billie Dove saves shit as I have only seen her in one great movie so far "The Black Pirate", but her screen presence was enough to deserve an entry on this list as I believe she could do good enough job to make a shitty movie interesting.
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The american remake of "La Femme Nikita" called "Point of No Return" was unbelievably dreadful and useless had it not been that Bridget Fonda was effective and extremly likeable in the main role. Her warm presence in "It Could Happen to You" also made that movie better than it really was and made us believe that unbelievable and sudden romance between her and Nicolas Cage.
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The ultimate female robot. I need to see more of this beautiful actress but that role was what kept me interested in the stupid script of "Metropolis". Her and the great effects.
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Probably the best porn actress in the world as she really was too good for many of those "dirty films" something that is easy to see in her more mainstream films. She was easily one of the most effective actresses cult director Jean Rollin and Jesus Franco ever had and she could easily made some good mainstream films had she not been too associated with body fluids.
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One film title: "Lady in the Water". She is the only reason why that movie is watchable and makes me finish the movie.
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When you can do a shitty movie like "I spit on your Grave" and actually come away with it by being the best thing about it. Not because her body is exploited in simulated rape scenes, but because she acts so good that she becomes really believable as a vengeful angel of death. If one ever is to see a shitty film where the actress is better than the material this is maybe one of the best choices - even if the content is not for the weak of heart.
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I need to see more of this actress but at the moment I believe that she can do anything and be beautiful in every film I see.
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She is gorgeous eye candy and good reason why a movie gets a little better when she shows off.
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I hated almost everything about the "Matrix" sequels and how it all imploded. One of the few things that was still interesting about them was Carrie-Anne Moss übercool presence in the films and the movies would have been a lot better with her in the main role as Neo became too much a Superman for anyone to really care while Moss' character always was in danger and just was the better actress of the main characters.
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In the last seasons of "Smallville" she was one of the few good things with the series as she added some great sexuality into it. Mainly a TV actress I believe she has enough talent to make some shitty films watchable especially if they are a little perverse and sexual. Mohahahahaa.
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Anyone that has seen her in "Elizabeth" knows that she can carry a phenomenal movie. Anyone that has seen her in "Elizabeth: The Golden age" knows that she can carry a dreadful movie on her own.
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Only one screen credit but she made one of the most predictable movies of 2011 interesting with her supporting role in Steven Spielberg sentimental wardrama and is a interesting new face for the future
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Unafraid actress that make every moment interesting.
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Seriously, you have to be one hell of a great actress if you can have such a cute and innocent face and be such a nymfomaniac as she was in her movies. And all of her movies has always been entertaining when she arrives in them (even when she doesn't drop her clothes off!)
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Already as a child she saved movies with her apperances like in that dreadful family comedy "Casper" but I seem to remember that she was the best attraction in Wes Craven's dreadful "Cursed" too.
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She almost ruined "Terminator 3" by being annoying so she should technically be taken off this list but I give her a new chance since she is technically a great actress and anyone who can play a real star deserve another chance.
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Deserved a bigger role in "Pitch Black" as she was the best actress in the entire film and she stole scenes in the "Stargate" series so that she became regular, but anyone who had seen the masterpiece of a show called "Farscape" knew all that of course. Her minor apperance in "Queen of the Damned" with Aaliyah was also that movie's only highlight
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A beautiful Playboy playmate that dazzled up the screen on all her cult movie appearances and made them probably a little better than they really was
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One of the most gorgeous of all Bond babes helped several Italian giallo-thrillers during the 1970s

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Danish bombshell was in the shit movie "Mission to Mars" and at least helped my male instincts to keep watching the movie just for her
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Another Bond babe that ooze so much sexuality that she make any movie with her interesting to see.
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One of those few child actresses that end up being such a W-O-W in adult life. She has helped any horror movie in being shit by putting her adorable bo...ehmmm.. face into it. One of the uncrowned sexiest princesses in the industry.
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Average listal rating (450 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 0


Made "High Spirits" a bearable experience by being a beautiful sexy ghost. Underrated actress that has been used perfectly in films like "Blade Runner", "Wall Street" and "Kill Bill" and was not the weak link in minor hits like "Grumpy Old Men" and "Roxanne" or in indies like "Dancing at the Blue Iguana".
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The bore of "Salton Sea" was saved by her sexy presence and especially on "Highlander: The Final Dimension". Its not her fault if a script sucks
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To be honest I have only seen her in the "original" Inglorious Bastards" where she was a fresh breath of air and I want to see more of her. Since she has a role in "Emanuelle in Bangkok" I can't understand how her sexiness will not make that movie more better if she strips down a little :)
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In the Disney-lite version of "Da Vinci Code" and "Indiana Jones" called "National Treasure" and its shitty sequel she was the better half. The worse half was Nicolas Cage
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She was at least not the weak link in underwelming movies like "The Perfect Storm", "Judge Dredd" nor "Knight Movies to take some examples. In "The Perfect Storm" it was the movie itself that made me fall asleep and in "Judge Dredd" the movie was destroyed terribly by an overacting Armand Assante while "Knight Moves" had Christopher Lambert which sometimes is reason enough to turn off the movie
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Here is my list of actresses that can save a film or TV production even if it's shitty and nothing works because either - ONE: They are great and gorgeous or/and TWO: They have a great body too. THREE: They are my personal favorites. Hell, I'm a man so some of these choices are just sexist and a little strange I know. MOHAHAHAHAHHAHA :) Work in Progess (still not finished)

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Posted: 5 years, 2 months ago at Jun 9 15:37
Erica Durance and Heather Langenkamp = WIN!
Posted: 5 years, 1 month ago at Jun 21 8:37
Jennifer Jason Leigh not in the list :(
Posted: 5 years, 1 month ago at Jun 22 22:01
amazing
Posted: 4 years, 9 months ago at Oct 22 3:12
Except as many men and women on many different message boards have said,Angelina Jolie has an ugly over sized trout shapped mouth.It's really incomprehensible how *anyone* can find her remotely attractive!
Posted: 4 years, 3 months ago at May 1 23:40
Is there a male equivalent of this list?
Posted: 4 years, 3 months ago at May 2 2:45
I love Angelina Jolie :)
Posted: 4 years, 3 months ago at May 3 2:29
Okay, some of these actresses are among my favorites, and I don't see Angelina Jolie as a human woman, but rather, the essence of the Earth in the form of a human woman.

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