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Worst Writers Ever!

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Average listal rating (23 ratings) 7.5  
1. Isabel Allende
This woman needs a writing coach, seriously and, yes, a new life to write better things!
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Average listal rating (190 ratings) 6.3  
2. Stephenie Meyer
Only the first part of her first book is good, yes, just good. After that is crap and don't even talk about its sequels and the crappy work "The Host".
Now she think she is like a goddess because her stupid books are movies.

She lost the little humility she had and became an arrogant.
I dislike arrogant people, specially writers!
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Average listal rating (3 ratings) 3.3  
3. Lauren Kate
This novelist have the most boring writing style ever!
Reading her books is a visual torture!!!!!
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Average listal rating (20 ratings) 7.7  
4. Suzanne Collins
This woman copied the premise of "Battle Royale" (an original Japanese novel).

What is sooooooo great with her crappy writing?

IT IS PURE MARKETING!
Her works SUCKS!
She has no originality!
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Average listal rating (2 ratings) 4.5  
5. Maria Luisa Bombal
When you read a story of this woman you feel like you're wasting your time reading a suicidal maiden's mind.
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Average listal rating (1 ratings) 1  
6. Marcela Serrano
This woman must be frigid because she writes stories about women that are lack of sex.
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Average listal rating (18 ratings) 7.9  
7. Cassandra Clare
I hate when there's no real incest when at the beggining her story seemed to be like that... meh...
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Average listal rating (15 ratings) 7.8  
8. George R. R. Martin
This guy would love to be Tolkien... but he is NOT!
I hate arrogant writers!
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Average listal rating (54 ratings) 8.1  
9. Milan Kundera
His books are the biggest pieces of shit ever. His continuous paragraphs, excessive use of parenthesis and insipid topics make you want to cut your wrists with a rusty butter knife.
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Posted: 7 months, 3 weeks ago at Oct 28 20:13
"continuous paragraphs"

It's called stream of conscious
Posted: 1 month, 4 weeks ago at Apr 21 14:39
jajajaja the quote about George Martin jajaja, he doesnt want to be Tolkien at all.....He knows he is better!
No, seriously, i dont know why do you think that, i mean, there are a lot of fantasy writter with mitology that look loke Tolkien, and thats not wrong because everyone loves Dragons and knights and Magic.
And Martin based his work on the "Battle of the Roses" and Imperial Rome, things that did happened.
And most important of all, i appreciatte the work of Martin more that Tolkien for one important thing, the charachters move the trama, not the magic, the magic its just part of the story but not all the story, the wars are winning by men, clever men and women, not for an army of ghosts, or a white wizard. And the charachters are not black and white, they are grey! they are Human, the villan in A song of ice and fire its a Mother that wants to protect her childrens by all means, asimply woman with no powers, not a giant dark wizard with an infinite power that learned all his magic by a being with more infinite power than him. The heroes are people hunted for their demons, people with sins. And Martin´s magic its reeeaally cool!
Dont get me wrong, i love Tolkien, but i think Martin its a better and more serious fantasy writter. And i think that he sees Tolkien as his teacher in some way, and not only him, CS Lewis too and many others, he will be remembered.
I hope you can give him a chance, if not...well doesnt matter, he is winning millions for his books and the HBO series, and they are preparing a Trilogy for the big screen, maybe then youll see

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