Worst of 2008

1. Meet the Spartans

The creators of Date Movie and Epic Movie release another spoof!!!

What...you're still reading? I would've thought that'd be enough to make you run away and vomit profoundly.

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2. 10,000 BC

It's a shame when a hyped blockbuster results in catastrophic consequences. Roland Emmerich should never be allowed on a film set ever again. Every movie studio should file a restraining order.

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3. Prom Night

While I was sitting in the cinema...the "thrills" were met with roars of laughter from everyone in the cinema. It was all girls except for me. There was laughter, people were yelling "This is crap!" and at the end of the movie someone yelled "That was the worst movie I've seen in my life!"
My faith in contemporary movie audiences was reinstated with that one screening. Normally I detest people yelling out things in the cinema, but at least I knew I wasn't alone in my opinions. My faith in moviemakers dropped dramatically after suffering in the cinema.

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4. Jumper

I must admit the trailer did look kind of cool. It didn't ever emerge as one to immediately rush to on opening night...but it never seemed like the pile of crap that ended up transpiring!
Listen to the critics. Ignore the lovers. My advice will be userful if you like having your brain.

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