List added by Mustanaamio7 on 24 August 2009 05:32
Worst Movies of 2000's |
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Some reporter woman goes to a holiday island with group of dumb supermodels. But later someone start to murder them one by one. I was ready to turn this junk off after 5 minutes and that is some kind of record for me.
This "comedy" is absolutely painful to watch. Humor is as low quality as it gets with all those tired toilet and gay jokes. One fart joke even lasts god knows how many minutes. I didn't laugh even once while watching this. Mustanaamio7's rating:
Tagline for this movie is: "Have you ever made a really big mistake?" Yes I have! Guess what it is?
Here we have Eddie Murphy playing three equally sickening characters: Main character Norbit who is a wimp, Rasputia who is an obese slut and Mr. Wong who is a douchebag. Problems with the movie: -Makers of this movie think throwing baby out of a car is funny -They also think cutting the head of a duck is funny -They also think obese woman running is funny -They also think obese woman sliding down water slide is funny -They also think watching Eddie Murphy's pompous ego over one and half hour is amusing. I'm not sure how much Eddie Murphy got payed for doing this but I can surely say he doesn't deserve even a dollar. I'm not even sure what audience this film was made for. For older people it is too stupid and for younger people it is too immoral. Mustanaamio7's rating:
Only and last movie in this series I have watched. This film gives you nothing to think about and none of the jokes are original. This is just useless collection of random meant to be comedic scenes with nothing to offer. Pure waste of time.
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There was some scenes in the first movie that I liked but the sequel is all the time painfully annoying and not least bit exciting. These angels are almost like superheroes which makes the movie hard to enjoy because any scene doesn't surprise you. Some of the dance numbers are nauseating to watch.
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Who is tougher? Freddy or Jason? Who cares? Story is corny, actors are bad and fight scenes are flashy and shaky. Avoid this.
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Predictable plot which is only an excuse for showing nudity and violence.
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The most famous movie in Finland at year 2004. That tells you lot about awful condition of finnish cinema. This is a story of a sexually depressed woman who starts having sex with random men despite being married to a loving man. Nothing about writing, directing and dialog is original.
Especially the dialog is unbelievable. Check this out: Woman needs an ambulance and says on the phone: "Could I have an ambulance to room 216?" Wow, just wow! Levottomat 3 is nothing but a big collection of worst possible cliches that exist. Mustanaamio7's rating:
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but I agree with nearly all the other ones, lot's of crap out there!
Oh, and you forgot M. Night's movies (all of them, with an emphasis on The Happening)
And I like some of Shyamalan's movies: The Village is actually a clever movie and it really impressed me because it wasn't typical horror movie. Sixth sense is good and Signs is ok. I haven't seen his two newest movies though.