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on 6 Dec 2007 05:16

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Worst Movies I've Ever Seen-PERIOD!

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People who added this item 114  Average listal rating (73 ratings) 3.2  IMDB Rating 2.5 
1. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009)
What? Seriously? I honestly cannot believe I was able to sit through this whole entire so called "movie". I'm just so shocked it was made, and really hope nobody viewing this list puts themselves through watching it. Was I even at one point enjoying this, or noticing anything positive about it, at all? The answer is a fat NO!!! TERRIBLE TERRIBLE FLICK!!!!! The addition of a "0" rating option would be nice. Because this deserves it.
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People who added this item 3  Average listal rating (1 ratings) 1  IMDB Rating 4.1 
2. The Lodge (2008)
I thought I was watching a home video the entire time, and honestly couldn't even get myself to finish it. It was THAT BAD! in fact, now that I think a about, I would rather watch a fan made movie over this bull-shit. pure GARBAGE, atrocious, bottom of the barrel....you get the point, DO NOT WATCH THIS!
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People who added this item 3  Average listal rating (3 ratings) 2.7  IMDB Rating 2.8 
3. Flesh, TX (2009)
C'mon man! really?
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People who added this item 526  Average listal rating (336 ratings) 5.1  IMDB Rating
4. When a Stranger Calls (2006)
This film has literally nothing going for it. The acting is the worst I've seen. The plot is completely dull and uneventful, and there is absolutely no terror. Very terrible flick.
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People who added this item 23  Average listal rating (16 ratings) 3.9  IMDB Rating 3.8 
5. Arachnid (2001)
Not one time was this movie satisfying. Everything about it was a waste time, including the spiders, which was what this film was based on. Sad sad flick. But seriously, what should I have been expecting?
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People who added this item 12  Average listal rating (9 ratings) 2.1  IMDB Rating 2.6 
6. Never Surrender (2009)
Horrible fight choreography, some of the worst acting I have ever seen, and an absolutely berserk plot, makes this not even worth watching for free.
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People who added this item 5  Average listal rating (3 ratings) 2.3  IMDB Rating
7. Motor Home Massacre (2005)
What else can I say about these horrible movies, that I haven't already? This movie was a complete and utter waste of my time.
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People who added this item 3  Average listal rating (3 ratings) 1  IMDB Rating 2.5 
8. Internet Dating (2008)
Come on! Katt Williams? really? I knew you weren't funny at all to start with, but did you really have to show everyone by starring in a piece of crap movie like this?
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People who added this item 63  Average listal rating (34 ratings) 4.6  IMDB Rating 3.4 
9. Dirty Love (2005)
Lame, boring, uneventful, predictable, lame, boring, you know the rest. Just dreadful!
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People who added this item 2051  Average listal rating (1353 ratings) 5.8  IMDB Rating
10. Jumper (2008)
A cheesy movie about some guy jumping from place to place. The plot was extremely cliche, and the actors all sucked. I was expecting a little more from this movie. Just bad.
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People who added this item 3209  Average listal rating (2137 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 6.5 
11. The Village (2004)
This got a surprising 6.6 on IMDB, and I am confused as to how. Shyamalan's The Village is nothing but a dull and boring movie, with nothing going for it. I thought there would be at least some suspense.
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People who added this item 32  Average listal rating (24 ratings) 3.3  IMDB Rating 4.2 
12. Diamond Dogs (2007)
Just a boring and cheesy action flick with really nothing going for it. It may have had a couple of o.k moments, but seriously, this movie is bad.
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People who added this item 270  Average listal rating (173 ratings) 6.1  IMDB Rating 6.4 
13. Feast (2005)
I'll be honest, I was expecting a great movie with this. I had waited awhile to watch it, and really wanted it to be a fun and unique horror experience. I even looked for positive aspects while viewing it, and found nothing. I am sorry, but this movie is truly terrible.
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People who added this item 17  Average listal rating (11 ratings) 4.1  IMDB Rating 5.1 
14. Beneath the Dark (2010)
Not suspenseful in the least bit, too cliche, and a plot that went absolutely nowhere. Horrid.
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People who added this item 38  Average listal rating (25 ratings) 5.6  IMDB Rating 4.6 
15. Conspiracy (2008)
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People who added this item 87  Average listal rating (56 ratings) 4.9  IMDB Rating 4.9 
16. Vacancy 2: The First Cut (2008)
What's new? teens get killed in general ways, and it ends.....
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People who added this item 110  Average listal rating (65 ratings) 4.3  IMDB Rating 4.3 
17. Urban Legends: Bloody Mary (2005)
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People who added this item 6  Average listal rating (2 ratings) 4.5  IMDB Rating
18. Zombie Wars (2007)
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People who added this item 73  Average listal rating (46 ratings) 4.1  IMDB Rating 3.6 
19. The Hills Have Eyes Part II (1984)
I know it's from '85, but even for a film 20+ years old it was terrible. The inbred cannibals looked ridiculous, and the movie had no suspense to go along with it's dumb witted characters, horror cliches, and far too much predictability.
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People who added this item 1288  Average listal rating (804 ratings) 6.3  IMDB Rating 6.5 
20. Friday the 13th (1980)
I do not understand, even in the slightest way, how this film got so much praise. It's considered a horror classic, the movie that started one of the most infamous franchises. While that may be true, I found absolutely nothing worthwhile during the whole thing. It's packed full of so many predictable moments, it's just ridiculous. It's horror 101 from 1980.
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People who added this item 195  Average listal rating (149 ratings) 2.4  IMDB Rating 2.3 
21. Home Alone 4 (2002)
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People who added this item 2505  Average listal rating (1644 ratings) 7.4  IMDB Rating 7.6 
22. The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)
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People who added this item 20  Average listal rating (9 ratings) 5.2  IMDB Rating 4.1 
23. Foreign Exchange (2008)
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People who added this item 517  Average listal rating (352 ratings) 5.5  IMDB Rating 5.9 
24. The Ruins (2008)
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People who added this item 22  Average listal rating (9 ratings) 4.2  IMDB Rating 5.3 
25. Last Day of Summer (2009)
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People who added this item 1684  Average listal rating (1122 ratings) 5  IMDB Rating 5.1 
26. The Happening (2008)
I felt bad about putting a Mark Wahlberg movie on this list, but it wasn't him that made this film so bad. It's cheesy, poorly directed, and just plain dumb.
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People who added this item 7  Average listal rating (3 ratings) 4.3  IMDB Rating 2.9 
27. Death Warrior (2009)
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People who added this item 8  Average listal rating (5 ratings) 3  IMDB Rating
28. Escapee (2011)
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Comments

Posted: 4 years, 2 months ago at Jun 18 21:22
I voted for your list coz I felt bad that u actually sat through megashark vs giant octopus...lol
Posted: 4 years, 1 month ago at Jul 29 1:54
I know, I feel bad for myself too, lol. Thanks for the vote.
Posted: 3 years, 10 months ago at Oct 9 20:36
My sympathies. No one should have to sit through Megashark vs. Giant Octopus.

Most of these are terrible. Good list. :D
Posted: 3 years, 10 months ago at Oct 9 22:41
I don't like any of these films... good list. I'll vote.
Posted: 3 years, 10 months ago at Oct 10 5:03
I laughed my nuts off at The Happening hahah
Posted: 3 years, 10 months ago at Oct 10 7:53
It was a joke of a film, lol
Posted: 3 years, 6 months ago at Feb 9 19:29
This list is full... of crap.
Good job watching this. xD
Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at Sep 22 8:18
I had the exact same reaction with Feast! I can't believe how well that film gets talked about in horror circles. Utter disappointment. But while Friday the 13th may be overrated, I thought it was a good deal of fun. And I've seen worse horror movies than The Ruins. There's only one other film on this list that I've seen, and it's one that I'm really shocked to see here: The Royal Tenenbaums. No offense but... what?! I can't wrap my head around the idea of that landing on the same list as Home Alone 4.
Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at Sep 22 22:50
Who boy, I hated Feast! Friday the 13th had nothing. I'm someone who can sit through pretty much anything, and also enjoy slow films. But it was cheesy.......and not a fun experience for me. Same with Nightmare on Elm Street. The Ruins, I'm sorry to say, is terrible. Maybe my taste is different, but I hated it.

I saw the Royal Tenenbaums a llooooonnngggg time ago, so maybe I should re-watch it.....but from what I remember, it sucked. I know where you're coming from though.
Posted: 2 years, 10 months ago at Oct 28 15:00
...The Royal Tenenbaums?! Why??
Posted: 2 years, 10 months ago at Oct 28 16:39
Agree with Minuto!
Why you hate The Royal Tenenbaums?
Posted: 2 years, 10 months ago at Oct 28 17:04
I know u gonna hate me for this but, i'm gonna say it anyway:

you should add these 2 movies to your list too
1- Pulp fiction 1994
2 - Memento 2000

everybody say they're good movies when i watched them i couldn't even watch the whole movie they were so boring.

your list is good .. thanks
Posted: 2 years, 10 months ago at Oct 29 15:38
@Minuto and Redmist: I thought 'The Royal Tenenbaums' was too stupid to enjoy. I really like weird, off-beat humor, but this film just fell flat in that department, and I didn't find anything intriguing throughout the whole duration.

@The Dude: Memento? ummmmmm.......no sir, that movie was great. As for 'Pulp Fiction'. It's a good film. Overrated? a bit, yes, but nowhere near one of the worst.
Posted: 1 year, 8 months ago at Dec 5 15:38
Home Alone 4 - the biggest pile of crap ever put in one film, good choice..
Also can't believe some guy is even suggesting Pulp Fiction!

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