Worst Movies
The worst mainstream movie ever made. I am not kidding.
You know why Friedberg and Seltzer didn't win the Razzie for this one? This movie was intentionally bad! I only sat through 30 minutes of it; I stopped when Juno let out her breast milk at a Sex and the City drag queen. Good thing I got to see the Hannah Montana character get crushed, though.
A movie so ugly, depressing, creepy, annoying and suicide-inducing, it makes the E.T. porno look like Pod People, and Pod People look like Mac and Me, and Mac and Me look like Badi, and Badi look like CJ7, and CJ7 look like Lilo & Stitch, and Lilo & Stitch look like E.T.!
A horror movie without screaming. Or violence. Or death. Not a good sign at all.
The Legend of the Titanic. A movie about mice exploring the Titanic and crashing into the ice berg because a giant octopus with a nose was tricked into doing so by some evil sharks. Everyone survives at the end. Yes, this movie exists.
Screw you, Brad Jones, for making me hear about these Shot-on-S***teo flicks...
There are times when a lot of camp works in a disaster movie. But attaching it to an end-of-the-world prediction that is sure to be wrong yet there is still an amount of stupid people that believe in it, resulting in nothing but a cash cow? It doesn't work at all!
Now believe me when I say this - this movie is an animated musical about Christopher Columbus, voiced by Dom DeLuise, going on a voyage, only in this film he's helped by a woodworm that doesn't even look like a woodworm, proved that the world is round by eating Christopher's globe and worst of all won't shut the hell up (the lip sync is terrible). On their journey, they use the help of three rats and a beaver to stop a monstrous swarm of bees and rescue a fairy princess. A FAIRY PRINCESS. Are you believing me? Good. But can you believe the fact that some people who remember this still like it today? You don't believe me, do you?
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One of those movies- I hate to be the pretentious film snob, but when somebody UNDER the age of twelve tries to defend this piece of garbage, I start questioning their intelligence quotient.
But the worst part... yes, even more than the gross little dogs (Mojo was cute in the first one, what happened?) or the 2.5 hours of sheer pain, was the robot that kept humping Megan Fox's leg. Yuck.
"Underdog" wasn't too bad, for me, though it's not the kind of film I'd watch multiple times if I didn't have kids around me. Besides the fact that they reduced Peter Dinklage (who's a good actor) to a one-note midget act, of course.
Whoever came up with the idea to americanize Son Goku is a complete idiot, seriously who would come up with such massive bullshit?
Btw. scrolling through the list i was wondering, how come you watch so much bad movies?
But you truly can't have a bad movies list without Uwe Bolls "House of the Dead"
Your List is AWESOME!
But take out Theodore Rex and replace it with The Wild or Jungle Book 2 because those two films are even worse.