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Worst Movies of 2013 - Xanadon't

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Counting down the misfires of the year
People who added this item 1915 Average listal rating (1206 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 7.2
Iron Man 3 (2013)

Terribly underwhelming and unmemorable, this makes a case for worst Marvel movie released.
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People who added this item 799 Average listal rating (521 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 6.6

Everything about this was nails on a chalkboard. Manages to turn an otherwise likeable casts into a group of people I wouldn't mind seeing lit on fire.
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People who added this item 194 Average listal rating (122 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 5.7
Admission (2013)

Clunky, unfunny, unmoving saltine cracker of a movie.
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Man of Steel (2013)


Superhero movie at its Terrance Malick-iest.
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People who added this item 1093 Average listal rating (752 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.6

One big circle jerk from a bunch of marginally talented actors at their cinematically laziest. Jay Baruchel was the only welcome presence.
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I was hoping for dumb and likeable but was stuck only with the former.
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People who added this item 1045 Average listal rating (637 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.3

"Rebooting The Wizard of Oz is a terrible fucking idea, right? Okay, just checking."
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People who added this item 706 Average listal rating (488 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 6.2
Mama (2013)


Forever to be remembered as that movie where Jessica Chastaine went All Goth and not a single logical thing happened in the final 30 minutes.
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People who added this item 871 Average listal rating (496 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.7

"Hey take it easy, it's just a movie. A shitty shitty movie."
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People who added this item 346 Average listal rating (230 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 5.9


Easily the worst thing I saw this year, and makes me wish to never see Jim Carey's name attached to another project for as long as I live.
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Biggest Disappointment of the Year
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Salinger (2013)


I was beyond excited when I heard about this, so the end result was pretty heartbreaking for me. This is a rambling mess of a documentary lacking coherent structure and recycles the same images over and over. Much of the material and interviews seem arbitrary and what we're left with is a doc that makes almost zero impact on even it's most target of audiences.
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It's likely that there were plenty of far worse movies to disgrace the screen in 2013. Happily, I didn't see them. I try to avoid cinematic garbage when I can. But I wasn't so fortunate in the following instances.

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Posted: 2 years, 7 months ago at Nov 18 19:50
Catching up on some unfinished lists that I've had hanging around. Also, worth noting-- inclusion of horror movies on these "Worst of" lists are limited to wide-release affairs. It's probable I've watched some shitty, small budget projects that could contend this and others years, but singling out poorly executed genre-flicks that only nine people have seen doesn't seem logical.
Posted: 2 years, 7 months ago at Nov 19 2:27
I love Sam Raimi, and I honestly believe that someone held a member of his family for hostage and forced him to make Oz.
Great and funny read, as always.
Posted: 2 years, 7 months ago at Nov 21 17:31
Hey, I've managed to avoid all of these but Iron Man 3 (which I enjoyed, but we'll just have to disagree on that). A couple of these I've been tempted to seek out out of curiosity, but maybe I'll just go on ignoring their existence. Always appreciate you sharing what you feel is the worst of cinema's offerings.

And good reasoning behind the horror movies included (or not), by the way.

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