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Added by DragonPhoenix46 on 1 Nov 2011 08:02
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Worst Films I've Seen

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People who added this item 1092 Average listal rating (676 ratings) 4 IMDB Rating 3.8
I hate this movie more than cancer. It's horrible on so many levels: vulgur, stupid, mean-spirited, and has no redeeming values whatsoever. Not even the creative opening and the high production values could save it. The movie is nothing more than a big insult to the late Dr. Seuss and fans everywhere.

This is a great example on how not to do hidden adult jokes in a family film.
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People who added this item 249 Average listal rating (161 ratings) 3.6 IMDB Rating 3.3
This movie is downright painful and annoying. And not to mention that the end credits goes on for 15 minutes after 65 minutes into the film, just to fill it up. Although to be honest, I did not sit through the entire credits, as the movie was already bad enough. But I just wanted to put it there for the heck of it.

And don't get me started on the infamous "Turtle, turtle" scene. It's appallingly unfunny.
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People who added this item 88 Average listal rating (64 ratings) 4.3 IMDB Rating 4.6
This is nothing more but a 90-minute commercial that has cardboard cut-out characters, some grating voice acting, uninspired dialogue, and no wit or substance. Oh, and this mov- I mean, commercial, having a score over 4.0 at IMDb is way too generous. Hell, it even used to be at the Bottom 100.
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People who added this item 1739 Average listal rating (1082 ratings) 4 IMDB Rating 4.3
Home Alone 3 (1997)
Alhtough Home Alone 4 is worse on the technical level, but this installment annoyed me more. It's basically just a sequel in name only. Even it did have a different title, the movie would suck. This is the debut film by one the worst directors ever, Raja Gosnell. The film is tonally inconsistent, as the first act plays like a rejected Die Hard script, while the rest of the movie is just a slapstick comedy with unfunny jokes, obnoxious one-liners, bad comic timing, and a very grating parrot. Plus, the terrorists became from smart to stupid and gets their asses handed by an eight year old.

What's sad to me is that Scarlett Johansson, one of my favorite actresses and crushes, is in this movie. But it's more like of a thankless role.

Even Roger Ebert gave this movie three stars and said it's better than the first two. That goes down as one of my biggest disagreements with him. But what really bothered me in his review was he wasn't being consistent based on the things he said at the first two. He said in the first movie that he would liked it if it was more realistic, and while criticized the cartoon violence in the second. That makes me wonder did he forget that he said those things or was he not fully aware that he's talking about the same movie that he's reviewing?
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People who added this item 433 Average listal rating (279 ratings) 4.8 IMDB Rating 5.1
I watch this movie in junior high, but I didn't have any interest in it whatsoever. Even when I saw the previews as a kid, I thought it looked stupid.
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People who added this item 2344 Average listal rating (1371 ratings) 4.9 IMDB Rating 5.2
Flubber (1997)
Even as a kid, I wasn't really interested in this film and thought it was boring and unfunny.
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People who added this item 490 Average listal rating (337 ratings) 4.4 IMDB Rating 4.8
Black Knight (2001)
I felt like some of my IQ just dropped after watching this movie a few times.
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People who added this item 2044 Average listal rating (1264 ratings) 4.7 IMDB Rating 5
Scooby-Doo (2002)
Ah yes, another film directed by the great Raja Gosnell (sarcasm). It has Scrappy Doo as the main culprit, which was very lame. The characters are so one-dimensional. The jokes are stupid and some are even inappropriate in a film that caters to children. And there's some scenes that are just mean-spirited.
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This is about as bad as the first movie, and still has the same flaws as before. And it even has a hypocritical moral to children near the end.
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People who added this item 157 Average listal rating (98 ratings) 4.8 IMDB Rating 5.4
This is one of those movies I even hated as a kid. It's too saccharine and juvenile, even for normal children. And Stanley the Troll is so unlikable, despite being voiced by Dom DeLuise.
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People who added this item 98 Average listal rating (65 ratings) 4.4 IMDB Rating 5.4
See Spot Run (2001)
It's just stupid and unfunny. Oh, and dogs aren't funny! Although they can be funny in dog shows and old vids, but not so much in Hollywood movies for the most part.
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People who added this item 613 Average listal rating (403 ratings) 4.9 IMDB Rating 5.7
Space Jam was bad, but not as terrible compared to this. The Looney Tunes are still not funny, and neither are the live-action actors. There's forced obvious pop culture references, pointless cameos and references, and even blatant product placements (i.e. Wal-Mart). The film's plot and writing is so stupid and nonsensical, like it was written by a ten year old. I'm glad this movie bombed at the box office, unlike Space Jam. Why should it? It's stupid.
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People who added this item 253 Average listal rating (149 ratings) 4.2 IMDB Rating 3.1
The young Jack Black does bring mild enjoyment, though. But this movie is a disgrace to the original film. And what about the scene where the Rock Biter (or Rock Chewer) sings "Born to be Wild"?

I can't believe I didn't watch the first movie while growing up. It wasn't until like about high school when I finally saw it.
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People who added this item 3359 Average listal rating (2160 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 6.1
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Overlong, boring, corny, and historically inaccurate. Even as a kid, I didn't really care for the characters. And not even the beautiful Kate Beckinsale could save this movie.
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People who added this item 543 Average listal rating (351 ratings) 3.9 IMDB Rating 4.4
Kangaroo Jack (2003)
This movie is a great example of false advertising. It makes us assume that the kangaroo will talk throughout the movie, but he talked during the dream sequence and the very end. And it's not even family appropriate due to violence, drinking, and some sex references. The camel fart scene, even if it was rated PG-13, would be too dumb for that kind of rating.
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Honestly, I did not watch the first movie while growing up. But I was dragged to see this movie.
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People who added this item 1111 Average listal rating (626 ratings) 4.6 IMDB Rating 4.9
This is even worse than the last film with its contrived script. I find it weird that it's directed by Kevin Lima, who directed A Goofy Movie, Tarzan, and the brilliant and underrated Enchanted.
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People who added this item 1171 Average listal rating (732 ratings) 4.6 IMDB Rating 5.1
Cats & Dogs (2001)
This is nothing more than a stupid dogshit propaganda that shows us cats are evil, but dogs are good. And not to mention that I'm a cat lover. To make things worse, there is not one single cat character that is actually good. The film's tagline, "Who Will You Root For?", I'd root for neither, even though I like cats. Why? Cats and Dogs should be created equal rather than be black and white. There's also loads of pop culture references.
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People who added this item 1379 Average listal rating (816 ratings) 4.2 IMDB Rating 4.7
A very dull, boring, and not-so-funny sequel.
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People who added this item 194 Average listal rating (129 ratings) 4.3 IMDB Rating 5
Snow Day (2000)
It's pretty stupid to make the snowplow man the villain, even though he's just doing his job. The film is also plagued by subplots. Even the Blockblister version from The Amanda Show was better. Much better.
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This list does seem a bit tame compared to the other worst movies list. But these are the ones that I've at least seen.

If I ever do see a movie that is real bad (intentionally or not), then I'll update this list.

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Posted: 5 years, 2 months ago at Sep 10 1:03
I agree with you on Yu-Gi-Oh: The Movie. It makes both Digimon: The Movie and Pokemon: The First Movie look like The Godfather Part 1 & 2.
Posted: 5 years ago at Nov 9 11:52
I'd rather poke my eyes out than watch Jack and Jill, ever again.
Posted: 4 years, 5 months ago at Jun 14 23:53
Hey, I really liked Scooby doo 1 and 2, and i really enjoyed back in action
Posted: 4 years, 3 months ago at Aug 20 12:39
Very interesting list!
Posted: 4 years, 3 months ago at Aug 20 17:51
If you didn't like Scooby Doo or 101 Dalmatians, why on Earth would you watch the sequels? Jungle 2 Jungle? Home Alone 3? This seems more like a list of your unfortunate choices than a list of actually bad movies. Plus. Rocky & Bullwinkle was brilliant.
Posted: 4 years, 3 months ago at Aug 20 18:32
That's your opinion. But I was a kid when I watched those movies and didn't know better then. Children are usually more acceptive than adults and don't have honest opinions until they get older. And they're some bad movies that I do actually enjoy, like Street Fighter and Dungeons & Dragons.
Posted: 3 years, 7 months ago at Apr 1 5:53
I agree that the 'Scooby-Doo' movies were as bad as each other! I saw the sequel first and I expected to enjoy the first one a bit more but to my surprise, I found it just as bad!
Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at Dec 8 16:53
It's disappointing how many of these are aimed at kids. I think the Pixar people (among others) have proven time and time again that you can entertain kids AND their parents. Cat in the Hat with Mike Myers should have been better. Too much talent in that for it to be just average. The "Dirty Hoe" joke in the middle was just too much. Not to mention the kid hitting the Cat in the groin with the bat.
Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at Dec 8 17:50
I haven't seen any of them. Probably a good thing!

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