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Worst films I have ever seen

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If you've ever wondered how bad a really really really bad movie can possibly be, then watch this and learn. The creators of MST3K considered this film the worst one they ever riffed. It is really THAT bad.
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People who added this item 511 Average listal rating (308 ratings) 3.8 IMDB Rating 4.3
Movie 43 (2013)
This film has to be watched just so you can say that you've seen one of the absolute worst. Movie 43 is nearly unwatchable in it's badness.
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"My pussy..."
"My vagina..."
"My pussy..."

That's all there is to it. That and all the plagiarized jokes stolen from other much better comedians.

Not sure if supposed to count this as a movie or not. Anyhow, no other film except for Movie 43 has made me feel so unclean than this little abomination from the devil's asshole. Honestly, I couldn't even watch it through because it made me feel so unspeakably bad.

Amy Schumer has blamed alt-right trolls for the negative reviews, but in reality she's just an atrocious comedian and this is easily her very worst piece of work to date. In my opinion it's one of the worst and most painful comedies ever made, very few films come even close to this one. A career destroying disaster.

Funniest part here are the mainstream political correct critics who are desperately trying to write positive reviews out of this one. I heard Netflix even changed their rating system just because of this!

It is really THAT terrible, folks.
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People who added this item 249 Average listal rating (162 ratings) 3.6 IMDB Rating 3.3
No... NO! NOOOOOOtthrrhrghwerghhasfhjkafdkj!!!!111

Kill it with fire! Kill it before it lays eggs!!
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1st rule: You don't talk about The Holiday Special.

2nd rule: You DON'T talk about The Holiday Special.

3rd rule: Never watch it. Never think about it. Never talk about it.
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This film is ASS. The infamous rapping dog is the best thing in this movie. Everything else...
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People who added this item 509 Average listal rating (341 ratings) 3.6 IMDB Rating 3.4
Jack and Jill (2011)
The horror... the horror...
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Just when you thought you had seen the absolute worst when it comes to movies, a film like Dragonball Evolution shows up and makes nearly every other flick on this list look like Citizen Kane in comparison.

I mean wow, this is just pure shit. Nothing works in this film, it's all crap inside out. The original DB is butchered beyond recognition, the actors are horrendous, the script is laughably bad at best and the overall quality is so bad it's kind of a miracle that this film was even released at all!

They say Akira Toriyama was so upset about this pile of diarrhea that he decided to resurrect the series just to show newer generations what the real Dragonball is all about.
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One of the scariest films I have ever seen in my whole life.



And this is comedy meant for little kids.
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People who added this item 1512 Average listal rating (976 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 6.1
One of the worst and least funny comedies I have ever seen in my entire life. In my eyes, this film destroyed Adam Sandler forever. You have no idea how moronic this film is until you have witnessed it for yourself. My advice: Don't do it.
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Good Lord, how bad this one is! The Little Panda Fighter is a cheesy Brazilian Kung Fu Panda rip-off that doesn't even try to be good. Everything about this film just sucks.
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People who added this item 313 Average listal rating (207 ratings) 3.2 IMDB Rating 2.6
If anything, this thing makes you REALLY appreciate the genius of dead baby -jokes.
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People who added this item 2044 Average listal rating (1285 ratings) 4.7 IMDB Rating 5
This film gave me cancer. Scooby Dooby Doo, f**k you too.
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People who added this item 62 Average listal rating (46 ratings) 4.4 IMDB Rating 3.5
One would think that a movie with this kind of title would at least be funny in it's badness, but no. It's just unenjoyable mess with barely anything fun going on.
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Dead babies. Dead babies. Dead babies. Dead babies. Dead babies. Dead babies. Dead babies. Dead babies. Dead babies. Dead babies. Dead babies. Dead babies. Dead babies. Dead babies. Dead babies. Dead babies. Dead babies. Dead babies. Dead babies. Dead babies. Dead babies. Dead babies. Dead babies. Dead babies. Dead babies.

DIE! DIE!!!!!!! DDDDDIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!1111
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People who added this item 115 Average listal rating (108 ratings) 1.3 IMDB Rating 1.8
This film is legendary in it's badness. Just watch it and you will know why Foodfight is considered the Citizen Kane of bad animated films.
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Diarrhea unleashed.
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In case you thought Fifty Shades of Grey was the worst thing ever. Watch this abomination from hell and you'll really start to appreciate the original did.
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Yikes! Yet another funny comedy made in the 2000's.

I need more booze...
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People who added this item 115 Average listal rating (79 ratings) 3.3 IMDB Rating 3.1
Worse than The Wicker Man. Yes, it's THAT bad.
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People who added this item 15 Average listal rating (7 ratings) 2.7 IMDB Rating 2.8
Inchon (1981)
The Plan 9 of war movies. A very, very bad film.
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Some Finnish guys tried to make their very own so bad it's good kind of film and the result... is just a very bad film. The story follows a bunch of teenagers being killed off by a raping wererabbit. I've heard that some people actually find this film at least mildly amusing but then again some people also like to play with their own feces. But who am I to judge? This film sucks anyhow.
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Eight Crazy Nights is just as good as you would expect from these guys. I expected shit and got just that.
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People who added this item 87 Average listal rating (63 ratings) 2.5 IMDB Rating 2.4
Theodore Rex (1995)
Theodore Rex is just a very stupid film. Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid film. My God, is it stupid!

The plot, you may ask? Whoopi Goldberg solves crimes with a Tyrannosaur. That's just stupid.
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People who added this item 1487 Average listal rating (941 ratings) 5 IMDB Rating 5.8
This film...

I still remember when this piece of garbage was new and even then I thought it looked horrendous. Then I actually attempted to watch the entire film and ended up stopping after the first 10 minutes. I've tried to watch it through three times since, but so far failed every time. It's so bad.

Chicken Little looks and sounds awful, the characters are terrible and unlikable, the writing is all over the place, the pacing is just pure chaos and the kids are voiced by people in their 50's. There is absolutely nothing for me to like here.

Chicken Little is easily the worst film Disney has ever done. I think it's even worse than The Emoji Movie. That I could actually watch despite it's total assness.
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This could just be the worst film of 2017. I wouldn't even call it a film, rather a full length commercial with all the clichés imaginable combined with zero creativity and ugly animation and character design. It's just a very very very bad film.
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Highlander has to be one of the worst and most confusing film series out there and The Source could just be the absolute lowest point of the entire franchise. It's even worse than The Quickening. Not only is this film a horrible mess, but at the end they butcher the very basic principles of the entire Highlander mythos.
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I don't even know what to say anymore. Bucky Larson makes Barney's Great Adventure look like a Shakespearean play in comparison. Unlike this film, you don't need to be lobotomized to find at least a little bit of amusement out of that annoying purple f**k.
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People who added this item 45 Average listal rating (38 ratings) 2.9 IMDB Rating 2.9
Wanna hear some neat fact about Barney? The annoying title song is used as a method of torture at the Guantanamo Bay. Works every time, leaves no physical marks. Not even terrorists can stand the annoyance that is Barney the Dinosaur.
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I remember seeing this as a kid. Even as a dumb little bastard I knew this sucked ass.
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Now THIS is a true cash grab if there ever was one.
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Remember when there really weren't many better superhero flicks than this one? Captain America is legendary in it's badness. Very few films even today come close to the super assness of this super dump.
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People who added this item 65 Average listal rating (62 ratings) 2.5 IMDB Rating 3.6
Norm of the North stars Rob Schneider as the main character. Do I need to say more?
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People who added this item 93 Average listal rating (70 ratings) 3.3 IMDB Rating 2.8
As a person Shaq O'Neal is actually awesome, the man has great sense of humor. As an actor... forget about it. Steel is one of the worst superhero films ever made, nearly so bad it's good but not quite. It just stinks.
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People who added this item 5 Average listal rating (6 ratings) 3.7 IMDB Rating 4.7
Compadres (2016)
This film isn't just bad, it's putrid, rotten, messy, chaotic, etc. You get the picture. It has a very funny sounding premise, but the bad script, even worse acting, tasteless jokes and the horrendous editing make it nearly unwatchable.

Nobody saw this film when it was new - and for a very good reason!
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People who added this item 82 Average listal rating (59 ratings) 5.2 IMDB Rating 5.7
This is something of a personal grudge. I love every reincarnation of Ben-Hur so naturally I presumed this would be at least on par with the previous live action film from the 50's. Nope. This time it's just horrendous mess with chaotic editing, very bad acting, unnecessary cgi special effects and just sub par cinematography. Watching this mess of a film 3D was extremely painful experience.
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This is one hilariously stupid superhero crapfest. I know Hollywood has to sometimes make some stuff up to make films at least enjoyable, but this is just ridiculous. In this story nothing makes any sense and a common logic is nearly nonexistent.

In a right mindset The Quest for Peace can be lots of fun. Other than that, it's just a very crappy little superhero film.
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People who added this item 118 Average listal rating (86 ratings) 4.5 IMDB Rating 4.2
If anything, this thing should have worked. The concept of the original games was as cinematic as it gets, but they failed miserably with this thing. The main reason why it sucks is that they tried to fix something that wasn't broken and managed to ruin everything that made the games good to begin with.
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Nothing in this film works like it should. Herc's played by Kellan Lutz, you know the guy with abs from the Twilight saga. The man has a charisma of a potato. Trust me, there's a good reason why the lad never talks in the trailers.

At best The Legend of Herc is silly and laughably bad soap opera, at worst it's just extremely boring Gladiator rip-off. I wish I had burned my money instead of paying to see this.
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People who added this item 3 Average listal rating (4 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 3.9
Trust (1976)
One of the worst Finnish films ever made. At the time this was released Finland was practically a vassal state of Soviet Union and this film is perfect documentary of that era. Finnish and Russian commies... friends forever, nice Uncle Lenin just gave as our independence as a gift and other stuff.
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People who added this item 78 Average listal rating (57 ratings) 2.3 IMDB Rating 2.7
Garbage indeed. At least they got that part right.
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Maximum Surge was originally meant to be released as a FMV title for Sega CD but the original concept was scrapped and the footage was released as a film, straight to DVD.

There is a valid reason they don't talk about FMV games anymore: most the time they sucked hard and this "film" is no exception. Only thing more boring than playing a very bad video game yourself is having to watch somebody else play it. And that's the whole movie.
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This one is REALLY bad, man. I mean for real, this has to be one of the absolute worst films ever made. Unlike the other films on this list, Turkish Star Wars is actually kind of campy and fun.

Still more original than the Disney Wars.
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In my home country this film has practically destroyed the legacy of the original Secret of NIMH, which was never released widely around here. When this film came around, the only way to see the original was by buying a super rare VHS copy from the late 80's, which pretty much nobody had even heard of.

So, everybody knew this was a terrible film. For some time the whole travesty of a film became a laughing stock of our community. Nobody knew what "NIMH" meant or had seen the original, but it sounds funny and the sequel is as crappy as crappy film gets, so...

It wasn't until I found out about Doug Walker and the Nostalgia Critic that I actually got interested in the original classic. Until then I and many others had thought it was just as diarrhea as the sequel, but actually it's one of the best animated films of all time. Highly recommended.

This film has done the nastiest and the most heinous crime a film can possibly make: not only is it bad, but it has destroyed the enjoyment of watching the original masterpiece from many people I know. That is the lowest thing you could possibly do to another piece of art.
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I can never truly understand what anybody sees in this film. The editing is awful, the story makes barely any sense, most the action is just messy cgi, bad acting, etc. A way overblown length (3 hours!) just makes it even more painful to sit through.

They should seriously consider shortening and re-editing this thing to make it at least somewhat watchable.
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This film destroyed everything that was good in the original book. The characters are annoying and stupid as hell, the humor sucks ass and it just isn't funny or interesting to watch or listen to.

Saw this as a teenager and hated it. Tried to watch it again some time ago just for curiosity's sake and hated it even more. In fact I had to stop before the end because I couldn't stand it any longer. This film sucks ass.
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People who added this item 224 Average listal rating (163 ratings) 4.7 IMDB Rating 5.4
Gods of Egypt (2016)
Gods of Egypt... just sucks ass. I can't think of anything I didn't dislike about this diarrheafest. Easily one of the worst films of 2016.
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People who added this item 412 Average listal rating (281 ratings) 3.9 IMDB Rating 4.3
Fart-tastic Four lacks any real substance and fun. It's just nearly two hours of endless exposition and pointless dialogue with very few minor action scenes at the end. It's just a very, VERY boring assfest.
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People who added this item 194 Average listal rating (157 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 6
Power Rangers (2017)
This one I really hated when I saw it. Power Rangers is just an extremely boring and generic superhero flick without any sign of the campy fun, the creativity and the insane energy of the original series. Also, this was written by the same people who did Gods of Egypt, another monumental pile of diarrhea included on this list.
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People who added this item 1015 Average listal rating (661 ratings) 4.3 IMDB Rating 4.8
The Animal (2001)
I remember watching this film back when it was new and thought the main star of the film was annoying as hell. Little did I know that the annoyance called Rob Schneider would eventually become one of the most infamous comedians of our time.

If this is one of Schneider's best films like they say, I'd hate to see the worst ones.
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Posted: 9 months ago at Oct 19 19:30
Good 2 hear about The Waterboy, means I didn't miss much. My friends would NOT SHUT UP about this movie when I was growing up. Made me wanna either see it or pull my hair out.
Posted: 5 months, 3 weeks ago at Jan 28 19:05
Huonoista kotimaisista elokuvista puheen ollen, katsopa "Makkarakalakeittoa, sano tympee Huttunen", joka löytyy myös YouTubesta. Niin hirveä tapaus, että se yltää huonoudessaan liki surrealistiselle tasolle. En edes pystynyt katsomaan sitä selvin päin.
Posted: 5 months, 3 weeks ago at Jan 28 19:36
Joo, Huttunen on ollut jo kauan kiikarissa muttei vaan ole toistaiseksi löytynyt tarpeeksi sisua edes yrittää. Jos se on likimainkaan yhtä huono kuin esim. tuo Amy Schumer tai Movie 43 niin luvassa on vähintäänkin "mielenkiintoinen" elämys.
Posted: 5 months, 3 weeks ago at Jan 28 19:58
En itse lähtisi vertailemaan Huttusta mihinkään ulkomaiseen teokseen, mutta ainakin kotimaisten elokuvien mittapuulla Huttunen on helposti uusavuttomin ja kädettömin tapaus mitä olen nähnyt. Taustalla ei ole edes mikään tunnettu tekijämies, vaan Kaarlo Kortelaisen ainoa ohjaustyö, joka selkeästi tehty vain hetken mielijohteesta. Ehkä näin on parempi.

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