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 0  6  6.4     A truly severe indictment on the state of contemporary culture. Remember when 5 films in a series was reserved for things like Bond films? 
0 3.4 4.3         What kind of parent keeps buying these godawful films for their children? We've now successfully created a consumer-base dumb enough to allow Fast/Furious to continue pumping out movies. Kids that watched Earnest are probably the same teen-agers standing in line for... 
0 6.1 7      As if Van Wilder wasn't bad enough, American Pie has quickly become it's own brand... of absolute shit. Thanks America. Xanadon't's rating:
 
0 4.8 4.7    I can excuse the Bloodsport series; If I really stretch my imagination to its furthest limits I can start to understand how there might be some interest in those films from enough people to warrant multiple sequels. But Cyborg?! Are you serious? 
0 5.5 5.7   Fucking talking babies. Leave it to Hollywood to figure out a way to make babies less appealing. Twice. What? Are you fucking kidding me? There's a THIRD one? Holy fucking hell. Xanadon't's rating:
0 5.1 4.3  There's just no possible justification for making three of these films...and I loved the first one. Mighty Ducks I get...kids are dumb, they'll watch anything. But Slap Shot? That hard R, vulgar Hockey comedy? No way. Slap Shot was lucky to receive the cult status it got. Why couldn't they have just left it alone? 25 years after the original release, it would've appeared we were safe. Wrong. Attn Hollywood: Nobody even fucking likes hockey! Except me and my friends, but that doesn't mean we like shitty films. Xanadon't's rating:
 
0 4.6 4.8    I remember this franchise when it was called "Karate Kid". And those weren't as good as everyone likes to pretend, so why do we need all this garbage? 
0 6 6.5       Enough to make you embarassed to be a U.S. citizen. And at least partly to blame for the ill-will felt toward law-enforcement officers by many in this country. Xanadon't's rating:
 
0 3.5 3.6 Seriously, just let the "Troll" franchise live alone in its infamy.
0 5.5 5.8     Somehow, someway, the fact that this is not a porn series is actually more discouraging. |
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those ernest movies are the worst xDD and what could possibly be done after the first two american pie movies...there was no real informative content anyways :P
And the 1st American Pie is a good movie, but the string of sequels could have stopped after the 2nd. (But then, expecting quality out of direct to DVD releases is expecting too much.)
The rest of your list I'm completely in agreement on, though I'd add to it that other line of dance movies (Step Up I think they're called?), The Land Before Time (another instance where the 1st was good & the sequels have spiraled out of control), and at this point the National Lampoon series could probably be tossed in the same boat (starting with Vegas Vacation up through whatever crap those words have been attached to since).
If they continue, by the time i grow to 25, they will have produced the 23rd installment of American Pie!