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Added by Rossjm

on 22 Jun 2010 08:27

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What's the big deal?

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1. Megan Fox
Not only do I not find her attractive but she repulses me. I'd feel sick if I were to have sex with her. She has a manly face, dull eyes, off putting use of make up and to top it all off, A TOE THUMB! I would not want that anywhere near my lower regions, thank you.

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2. Katy Perry
Facebook group Katy Perry is Fiiiiiiine: 66,147 fans
Facebook group Katy Perry is NOT attractive: 42 fans.

I am a fan of the latter.

She has no curves, a flat chest that she always tricks people into thinking is bountiful (by wearing slutty PVC dresses), too much make up (Spider eyelashes really don't make a girl look pretty) and a straight bum. She doesn't even have nice legs. So what is this illisuion that she is so 'fit'? It is like I say in my description, people see her and find her attractive because her 'sexiness' is shoved down our throats. Most people who find her sexy have just been told that they are meant to find her attractive and then start believing that they do.

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3. Cheryl Cole
The same as Katy Perry; she is in the spotlight so much, lots of people see her and go on and on about how attractive she is. A lesser known but more attractive woman (say Keeley Hazell for example), whilst famous, is nowhere near as well known as Cheryl and therefore less of the sheep teenagers I am forced to mingle with at college have seen what a real woman is and just follow the current trend of who is attractive and who isn't.

Cheryl is dead behind the eyes. Anyone else notice that? No, because they are so overwhelmed by how 'hot' she is. Cheryl is stick thin with no respectable bust or curves but do people notice that? Of course not! Not only is she unattractive at face value, she seems unattractive in the personality department. She strikes me as someone who would be so damn BORING to live with. No wonder Ashley Cole cheated on her, he needed a woman not an airbrushed TV persona!

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4. Jessica Alba
If I were to ask people around my college their list of 'Celebrities they'd want to fuck', I would predict these first 4 to almost always appear. Why? Publicity. Jessica Alba does not have a lot going for her and she is actually pretty ugly. No one notices.

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5. Winona Ryder
Just something about her. Hasn't aged well, I don't think.

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6. Zooey Deschanel
She is what is called 'girl next door' pretty. To me, she is just plain weird looking. Not 'quirky' or 'unusual' or whatever adjectives people throw about. Just weird looking. Not hideous but I wouldn't.

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7. Emma Watson
'Oh my, hasn't she turned into such an attracive lady'...No. No she hasn't. So dull looking and manly.

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8. Anne Hathaway
Really dark eyes don't appeal to me. Anne Hathaway is not unattracive, she is just not my type.

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9. Eva Mendes
Not really my type. A curvy woman but not someone I would instantly feel attracted to if I saw her for the first time on in the street.

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10. Kelly Brook
Sort of like with Eva Mendes. She is an attractive woman and I wouldn't say no to her. However, she is said to be one of the most attractive women in Britain at the moment and I beg to differ, there are so many more attractive people.

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11. Natalie Portman
She isn't bad looking but she isn't stunning. A bit dull looking and no noticeable cheek bones.

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12. Scarlett Johansson
Now Scarlett Johansson is actually attractive. On so many levels. The reason I have lumped her in this list is because everyone goes on and on about her. As a result, she gets too over-rated. Shame, really.

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13. Penélope Cruz
Generally,I'm not a big fan of Latino women. They are beautiful to some but I'm not a fan of dark features on a woman. Personally I find fairer girls attractive.

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14. Julia Roberts
Her body isn't that great and her face is a bit strange. How mouth is way too big. She looks like a muppet. However, she has gotten better with age, instead of worse.

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15. Salma Hayek
Decent body but man-ish face and for the same reasons as Eva Mendes and Penélope Cruz, I don't find her too attractive.


 

A list of female celebrities we are all meant to lust after but I don't find that attractive. My friends will try and argue against me but once they see hotter woman, these won't looks so good. It is just because these ones get the publicity, therefore evryone sees them, therefore everyone thinks they are great.

I was inspired to make this list by:

10 hot actresses who I don't think are that hot

I agree with many on that list.

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Comments

Posted: 3 years, 11 months ago at Aug 11 13:10
I cant agree with half your list. Megan Fox HOT, Anne Hathaway HOT, Scarlett Johansson HOT, Jessica Alba & Emma Watson are both cute. But I will vote for your list coz you have Katy Perry on your list I dont get the appeal.
Posted: 3 years, 11 months ago at Aug 11 16:00
I agree with the most of your choices.
Finally someone who wrote what I'd thought of Megan Fox if I was a man!
Posted: 3 years, 11 months ago at Aug 11 17:15
Finally someone who agrees with me about Megan. FINALLY.

But...I am an Emma Watson fan, I have to admit.
Posted: 3 years, 11 months ago at Aug 11 23:27
Jay-Jay, I actually quite like Johansson but I don't think she is as amazing as she is made out to be. Beautiful, yes. Stunning, no.

Aira and Spazkaulitz, I am glad you agree with Megan! I didn't think I would find many people who don't think she is good looking haha.
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Posted: 3 years, 11 months ago at Aug 21 9:43
sona
Posted: 3 years, 10 months ago at Sep 6 22:34
besides Emma Watson, I totally agree!
Posted: 3 years, 9 months ago at Oct 25 7:53
I completely and totally flipped a watermelon seed when I saw the picture of Emma Watson. I did NOT know she cut her hair, I think I need to update myself more often with the rest of the world and now always have my nose stuck in college books! :o

ANYWAY!

Katy Perry? Are you .... blind? She definitely has a chest. What is flat about a C-D cup? I'm pretty sure that's average-big for women nowadays and someone of her size. But! To make you happy? I think Megan Fox looks like a damn cow. She is ugly as hell. Her personality is disgusting, who the hell likes to smell their poop on a regular basis? That's just GROSS. And she seems to look like someone smelling her sh*t on a daily basis because of the upturned look on her face every time you look at her. WHATEVS MEGAN, YOU AIN'T THAT HOT.
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Nov 22 4:50
so why is everyone doing these hot or not lists? these people are human. show some common decency for crying out loud!!!
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Nov 22 5:14
I can't say I completely agree... but still I see your point with most of them.
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Nov 22 12:01
Common decency for Celebs? Who cares? People are just stating their own opinion. Sometimes it is interesting to see who is attractive to some people but aren't to others. No harm done.
Posted: 3 years, 6 months ago at Jan 11 4:46
The number one spot is perfectly chosen!

I love Zooey more for her personality & singing voice than her looks. And I love everything about Natalie Portman. Otherwise, I pretty much agree with ya (though I did think Winona was hot in the late 80s/early 90s).
Posted: 3 years, 1 month ago at Jun 24 18:41
EVERYONE has curves, and you are seriously calling THIS flat?!? http://style.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/katybreastmold.jpg Wow, what does that make my 34A boobs, a valley? Way to insinuate flat girls are ugly, too. And before you say it I can't stand Perry.

Winona is actually kinda famous for aging well too.... And no one finds Julia attractive.

But you are totally right about Megan,Zooey, Katy (who looks NOTHING like Zooey the robot), Salma (HATE how masculine she and Kate Winslet are yet they're called WOMANLY?), Scarlett, Anne, and especially Emma (she looks like a boy trying to be a proper lady and makes Hermione obnoxious and hysterical).
Posted: 2 years, 12 months ago at Jul 29 6:11
Well I like Anne Hathaway (in terms of looks) and unlike you, I actually find dark features on a woman attractive. But that's my preference, the same as you have your own preference towards women with light features.

But still, I don't think it's fair you put some women here just because they're not your preference (you even said it yourself that you don't like dark features on a woman). Well duh, of course to you they will look unattractive. You should make a list based on an objective judgment/observation instead of your subjective point of view.
Edit: 2 years, 12 months ago
Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Oct 3 9:44
For some woman I agree, for some i think u exagerate a little bit..
Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Oct 13 2:26
toe thumb... lmao!!!
Posted: 2 years, 5 months ago at Feb 24 17:16
I'm very interested in this! I may not agree with you in everything, but because some of these are really "overrated" it makes them look.. boring? Do you have an "Attractive girls list"? I'm so curious about your opinion
Posted: 2 years, 3 months ago at Apr 5 10:56
I completely agree. Finally someone who said the truth about Emma Watson.
Posted: 2 years ago at Jul 5 16:59
I kinda think you must be on crack :| While I agree that many of these women are overrated, I think the bulk of them are beautiful.
Posted: 2 years ago at Jul 19 8:11
G-A-Y
Posted: 2 years ago at Jul 19 16:45
I think they're all pretty, but what would turn me off is some of their attitudes. I tend to do this thing, though, where I don't pay much attention to someone's appearance and then they get more or less attractive as I get to know them. The one I can't stand and everyone thinks I'm nuts for disliking is HALLE BERRY. Every time I've seen her interviewed, woman comes off as a stony bitch.
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Posted: 2 years ago at Jul 19 21:38
Desagree with Winona, Anne, Eva, Natalie and Penelope.
And about Scarlett, I agree she is overrated but because I find her weird.
Posted: 2 years ago at Jul 20 4:10
The latinas are hot you are weird and what is your problem with dark eyes .
Posted: 2 years ago at Jul 20 4:13
And scarlett johansson isnt hot in my opinion
Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Aug 11 20:17
ScarJo is just plain ugly.. I don't in any way find her attractive, whatsoever.

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