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Weirdest Movie Titles! Extended Edition!

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The Incredibly Strange Movie-Makers Who Stopped Thinking and Turned The Audience into Crazy Mixed-Up Zombies.

People who added this item 22  Average listal rating (4 ratings) 5.3  IMDB Rating 4.6 
2. I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat... (1993)
I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook and Now I Have a Three Picture Deal With Disney.

Believe it or not, this is a real movie. Unfortunately no poster is available.

People who added this item 6  Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0  IMDB Rating 2.1 
3. Zeisters (1986)
AKA: Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid!


People who added this item 14  Average listal rating (6 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating
4. The Man Who Loved Cat Dancing (1973)
It's a western, starring Burt Reynolds. I don't know what it's about though. Hopefully it isn't really about dancing cats.


People who added this item 545  Average listal rating (395 ratings) 4.1  IMDB Rating 3.9 
5. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992)
This makes me question mankind.


People who added this item 205  Average listal rating (107 ratings) 4.9  IMDB Rating 4.6 
6. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Also one of the strangest posters of all time. That alien in the top corner doesn't even wanna get involved.


People who added this item 344  Average listal rating (220 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating
7. Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
If there actually are Killer Klowns in outer space, we're screwed.



Also according to this poser, we are dangerously close to Jupiter for some reason.

People who added this item 36  Average listal rating (19 ratings) 6.4  IMDB Rating 4.7 
8. Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)
Really, who green-lighted this?



How big of a difference does it make that they're in Hollywood?

People who added this item 26  Average listal rating (9 ratings) 2.6  IMDB Rating 2.9 
9. Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla (1952)
Is it weird that I really want to see this?


People who added this item 160  Average listal rating (102 ratings) 6.2  IMDB Rating 6.6 
10. The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came D... (1995)
Is that supposed to be like a metaphor of some sort?


People who added this item 202  Average listal rating (143 ratings) 6.3  IMDB Rating 6.6 
11. Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Dri... (1996)
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.

I'll never drink juice the same way again.


People who added this item 1205  Average listal rating (756 ratings) 4.4  IMDB Rating 4.5 
12. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
Still? Then why don't you just tell everyone and get it over with!?


People who added this item 23  Average listal rating (11 ratings) 6.7  IMDB Rating 6.6 
13. Phffft (1954)
No Comment. Well technically that was a comment, but besides that nothing!


People who added this item 202  Average listal rating (137 ratings) 3.9  IMDB Rating 3.6 
14. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
So many poorly chosen words in that movie title.


People who added this item 28  Average listal rating (19 ratings) 5.8  IMDB Rating 4.6 
15. KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978)
Sequel to "KISS Saves Christmas"?


People who added this item 54  Average listal rating (19 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 5.4 
16. Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988)
Plot: The world is taken over by frogs, so a guy named "Hell" has to kill them all.


People who added this item 14  Average listal rating (6 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating 4.9 
17. Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Deat... (1989)
Is anyone actually reading these?


People who added this item 50  Average listal rating (27 ratings) 5.1  IMDB Rating 5.5 
18. Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things (1973)
That pretty much goes without saying.


People who added this item 7  Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0  IMDB Rating 3.6 
19. I Dismember Mama (1972)
The title just gave away the whole movie.


People who added this item 131  Average listal rating (77 ratings) 7.3  IMDB Rating 7.2 
20. Don't Torture a Duckling (1972)
Believe it or not this movie is actually about torturing ducks.



If you believed that first comment, don't have children.

People who added this item 1279  Average listal rating (765 ratings) 6.1  IMDB Rating 6.3 
21. The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009)
Goat should have won an Oscar.

James B.'s rating:

People who added this item 117  Average listal rating (43 ratings) 7.2  IMDB Rating 7.2 
22. The House with Laughing Windows (1976)
That would be annoying if you were trying to fall asleep.


People who added this item 864  Average listal rating (442 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating 7.1 
23. My Own Private Idaho (1991)
Plot: Gay prostitutes fall in love.


People who added this item 14  Average listal rating (6 ratings) 3.3  IMDB Rating
24. Monsturd (2003)
"It's not just a movie, It's a movement". What?

Like a bowel movement? So they're basically saying this movie is shit.

Why would you put that review on the poster?


People who added this item 1057  Average listal rating (588 ratings) 5.9  IMDB Rating 6.6 
25. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (2005)
It would be better if it was The Cult of the Traveling Pants.



This movie is ASS. I'm so damn funny.

People who added this item 25  Average listal rating (12 ratings) 6.7  IMDB Rating 4.2 
26. Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)
It's often hard to tell weather or not these movies are pornos.


People who added this item 54  Average listal rating (31 ratings) 5.4  IMDB Rating 5.2 
27. Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
I want this movie in my collection.


People who added this item 24  Average listal rating (13 ratings) 3.4  IMDB Rating
28. Eegah (1962)
My exact reaction to the poster.


People who added this item 16  Average listal rating (7 ratings) 5.6  IMDB Rating 4.3 
29. Bride of the Gorilla (1951)
I wish I could have been at the wedding.


People who added this item 5769  Average listal rating (3807 ratings) 8  IMDB Rating 8.4 
30. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
I really didn't know what to think about this movie.



P.S. It's actually a really great movie.
James B.'s rating:

People who added this item 725  Average listal rating (443 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating 7.1 
31. Black Snake Moan (2006)
This is the last movie I'd expect to see Justin Timberlake in.


People who added this item 286  Average listal rating (192 ratings) 2.8  IMDB Rating
32. Gigli (2003)
What does anyone expect going in to a film called Gigli? Is it the name of a character? Is it an illness the main character contracts?


People who added this item 25  Average listal rating (9 ratings) 6.1  IMDB Rating 4.8 
33. Rabid Grannies (1988)
I want to see this movie.


People who added this item 45  Average listal rating (23 ratings) 5.7  IMDB Rating 5.3 
34. Sssssss (1973)
Ssssssstupid title.


People who added this item 384  Average listal rating (200 ratings) 7.1  IMDB Rating 6.8 
35. Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965)
These people were definitely high when they made this movie.



And what the hell is wrong with that girl in the background?

People who added this item 52  Average listal rating (15 ratings) 6.2  IMDB Rating 5.9 
36. The Last Time I Committed Suicide (1997)
....I died. It's a very short movie.

People who added this item 721  Average listal rating (427 ratings) 6.8  IMDB Rating 6.8 
37. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About S... (1972)
Recommended by growl_kid

Woody, why do you always have to be so neurotic!


People who added this item 35  Average listal rating (14 ratings) 4.9  IMDB Rating 3.6 
38. The Incredible Melting Man (1977)
Recommended by dan.

So he melts, and we're supposed to be afraid?


People who added this item 158  Average listal rating (99 ratings) 3.8  IMDB Rating 3.5 
39. I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)
Recommended by dan.

Thank you dan for pointing this out, it actually is stupider than "I Still Know".


People who added this item 371  Average listal rating (239 ratings) 6.2  IMDB Rating 6.2 
40. To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie New... (1995)
Recommended by ♥ CHANi.

I'm sure if Wong Foo were here he'd say "Your wlecome Julie!".


People who added this item 2512  Average listal rating (1478 ratings) 8.3  IMDB Rating 8.6 
41. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Wo... (1964)
Recommended by ♥ CHANi.

Can't believe I forgot about this one!

James B.'s rating:

People who added this item 7  Average listal rating (3 ratings) 6.3  IMDB Rating 5.4 
42. Raped by an Angel 4: The Raper's Union (1999)
Recommended by Hyomil.

....Wow. Just wow.


People who added this item 653  Average listal rating (405 ratings) 5.8  IMDB Rating 6.5 
43. How to Lose Friends & Alienate People (2008)
Recommended by growl_kid.

Hah, I don't even need to watch this movie to do that!



im so lonely

People who added this item 269  Average listal rating (158 ratings) 6.6  IMDB Rating 6.8 
44. A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy (1982)
Dammit woody!


People who added this item 49  Average listal rating (26 ratings) 3.1  IMDB Rating 2.7 
45. The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah ... (2010)
The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It

Recommended by Kris.

"Best movie of all time!" - No One.


People who added this item 46  Average listal rating (33 ratings) 6.2  IMDB Rating 6.3 
46. A Complete History of My Sexual Failures (2008)
Recommended by C!pH3r

I half expected this to be directed by Woody Allen.


People who added this item 14  Average listal rating (6 ratings) 5.3  IMDB Rating 4.9 
47. Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Hump... (1969)
Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?

Recommended by el_raulo.

Heironymus Merkin should change his name.


People who added this item 102  Average listal rating (70 ratings) 5.7  IMDB Rating 5.7 
48. RRRrrrr!!! (2004)
Recommended by Myriam.

What happens when you can't think of a real title for your movie.


People who added this item 34  Average listal rating (25 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 5.2 
49. The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the ... (1984)
The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak

Recommended by Fnord Perfect.

Wait, which one's Gwendoline?


People who added this item 47  Average listal rating (20 ratings) 6.4  IMDB Rating 5.2 
50. Killer Condom (1996)
Recommended by renan.

Don't use a condom, you get STD's. Use a condom, get you d**k bitten off. You can't win.



Wait, are these people using the same condom over and over again? Or is there an army of evil condoms on the loose. (That was probably the weirdest thing I've ever typed)


 

The director's cut (his wrists).

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Comments

Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Aug 15 2:58
'Everything i always wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask'!
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Aug 15 7:39
growl_kid , a great suggestion !
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Aug 15 8:40
nice comments dude i enjoyed it ,,good work!!
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Aug 15 11:27
very interesting list, I love it :D
and ur comments are also great ^^
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Aug 15 13:30
awesome list
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Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Aug 15 14:51
Haha, great list! I suggest:
+ http://www.listal.com/movie/the-incredible-melting-man
+ http://www.listal.com/movie/ill-always-know-you-did (this is actually worst then 'I still know')
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Aug 15 21:29
"Ssssssstupid title." - Hilarious.
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Aug 15 22:19
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Aug 16 3:18
Very cool list.

And I tried watching Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter recently & it was so horrible I didn't make it 30 minutes into it.
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Aug 16 16:51
i just remembered another one..........
"how to loose your friends and alienate people"
Posted: 3 years, 7 months ago at Sep 10 21:52
here's a few
Amazon Women from the Moon
Vampire Vixens From Venus
Killer Klowns
Stop or My Mom Will Shoot
They Shoot Horse Don't They

Posted: 3 years, 5 months ago at Nov 5 13:58
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0149551
Posted: 3 years, 5 months ago at Nov 10 20:47
hilarious comments and awesome list idea!!
Posted: 3 years, 3 months ago at Jan 18 22:05
I seriously thought that Monsturd was a James Rolfe movie for a second! Haha, seems like something he'd make. Also, wasn't Meltman a character from "Action League Now!"?
Posted: 3 years, 1 month ago at Mar 18 18:07
HAHA, I love your comments :D And since I see you have Sssssss, maybe you wanna add RRRrrrr!!!
Posted: 3 years, 1 month ago at Mar 21 18:06
Now i have seen everything
Posted: 2 years, 10 months ago at Jun 5 12:03
this was the funniest list ever! wow! i am still rofl! lol
great job!
Posted: 2 years, 10 months ago at Jun 8 17:11
How about "The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak?" It's a freaking classic! :)
http://www.listal.com/viewimage/819636
Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Jul 1 18:47
Haha, funny titles!
Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Jul 1 23:57
awesome! really funny! :D
Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Jul 1 23:57
awesome! really funny! :D
Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Jul 2 2:19
Suggestion: Killer Condom
http://www.listal.com/movie/killer-condom-1996

And trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxEdzPakOI

It's really, REALLY funny haha
Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Jul 2 3:30
Great titles, love the added comments!
Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Jul 2 3:43
Ssssssss!! LOL!!!
Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Jul 2 7:53
Ever heard of The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom?
Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Jul 2 8:52
lol killer condoms,
must see that
Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Jul 3 18:51
Thanks for putting my suggestion up! I hear they even had a special intro for the movie where an HBO announcer pauses after mentioning the title and asks, "Is that really the title?"
Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Jul 20 0:15
Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth
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Posted: 2 years, 8 months ago at Aug 22 7:33
Awesome list. I actually got more ideas for my "weird movies I want to see" list. Thanks!

Posted: 2 years, 4 months ago at Dec 5 10:39
If anyone is really interested, Cat Dancing is the name of Burt's love interest and it's not a bad western.

You have some great posters and very funny comments.

What about "Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me?"
That was an actual movie from 1971 starring Dustin Hoffman.
Posted: 2 years, 2 months ago at Feb 16 1:17
Funny list!
Posted: 2 years, 2 months ago at Feb 17 20:27
I'm laughing my socks off at the condom one and your comments!!
Posted: 1 year, 5 months ago at Nov 8 18:58
In reference to "Monsturd" It's a bowel movement
Posted: 1 year ago at Apr 16 14:42
Cool list!
Posted: 8 months, 2 weeks ago at Aug 7 4:12
Don't forget about "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford"... I am wonder what this movie's about...

Also, consider "John Dies At The End". Anyway, great list!
Posted: 8 months, 2 weeks ago at Aug 7 6:37
Awesome list! I love your comments especially :D I want to see some of these, LOL

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