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Added by James B. on 13 Aug 2010 08:05
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Weirdest Movie Titles! Extended Edition!

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The Incredibly Strange Movie-Makers Who Stopped Thinking and Turned The Audience into Crazy Mixed-Up Zombies.
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I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook and Now I Have a Three Picture Deal With Disney.

Believe it or not, this is a real movie. Unfortunately no poster is available.
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Zeisters (1986)
AKA: Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid!

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It's a western, starring Burt Reynolds. I don't know what it's about though. Hopefully it isn't really about dancing cats.

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This makes me question mankind.

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Also one of the strangest posters of all time. That alien in the top corner doesn't even wanna get involved.

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If there actually are Killer Klowns in outer space, we're screwed.



Also according to this poser, we are dangerously close to Jupiter for some reason.
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Really, who green-lighted this?



How big of a difference does it make that they're in Hollywood?
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Is it weird that I really want to see this?

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Is that supposed to be like a metaphor of some sort?

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Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.

I'll never drink juice the same way again.

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Still? Then why don't you just tell everyone and get it over with!?

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Phffft (1954)
No Comment. Well technically that was a comment, but besides that nothing!

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People who added this item 227 Average listal rating (152 ratings) 3.8 IMDB Rating 3.6
So many poorly chosen words in that movie title.

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Sequel to "KISS Saves Christmas"?

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Plot: The world is taken over by frogs, so a guy named "Hell" has to kill them all.

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Is anyone actually reading these?

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That pretty much goes without saying.

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People who added this item 8 Average listal rating (1 ratings) 1 IMDB Rating 3.9
The title just gave away the whole movie.

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Believe it or not this movie is actually about torturing ducks.



If you believed that first comment, don't have children.
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Goat should have won an Oscar.

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People who added this item 146 Average listal rating (66 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 7.1
That would be annoying if you were trying to fall asleep.

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Plot: Gay prostitutes fall in love.

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"It's not just a movie, It's a movement". What?

Like a bowel movement? So they're basically saying this movie is shit.

Why would you put that review on the poster?

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It would be better if it was The Cult of the Traveling Pants.



This movie is ASS. I'm so damn funny.
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It's often hard to tell weather or not these movies are pornos.

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I want this movie in my collection.

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People who added this item 31 Average listal rating (22 ratings) 3.5 IMDB Rating 0
My exact reaction to the poster.

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I wish I could have been at the wedding.

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I really didn't know what to think about this movie.



P.S. It's actually a really great movie.
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This is the last movie I'd expect to see Justin Timberlake in.

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What does anyone expect going in to a film called Gigli? Is it the name of a character? Is it an illness the main character contracts?

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People who added this item 31 Average listal rating (14 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 4.9
I want to see this movie.

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People who added this item 57 Average listal rating (32 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 5.4
Sssssss (1973)
Ssssssstupid title.

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These people were definitely high when they made this movie.



And what the hell is wrong with that girl in the background?
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....I died. It's a very short movie.
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Recommended by growl_kid

Woody, why do you always have to be so neurotic!

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Recommended by dan.

So he melts, and we're supposed to be afraid?

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Thank you dan for pointing this out, it actually is stupider than "I Still Know".

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Recommended by ♥ CHANi.

I'm sure if Wong Foo were here he'd say "Your wlecome Julie!".

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Recommended by ♥ CHANi.

Can't believe I forgot about this one!

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Recommended by Hyomil.

....Wow. Just wow.

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Recommended by growl_kid.

Hah, I don't even need to watch this movie to do that!



im so lonely
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Dammit woody!

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The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It

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"Best movie of all time!" - No One.

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Recommended by C!pH3r

I half expected this to be directed by Woody Allen.

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Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?

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Heironymus Merkin should change his name.

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People who added this item 119 Average listal rating (78 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 5.8
Recommended by Myriam.

What happens when you can't think of a real title for your movie.

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The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak

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Wait, which one's Gwendoline?

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Killer Condom (1996)
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Don't use a condom, you get STD's. Use a condom, get you d**k bitten off. You can't win.



Wait, are these people using the same condom over and over again? Or is there an army of evil condoms on the loose. (That was probably the weirdest thing I've ever typed)
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Posted: 8 years ago at Aug 15 2:58
'Everything i always wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask'!
Posted: 8 years ago at Aug 15 7:39
growl_kid , a great suggestion !
Posted: 8 years ago at Aug 15 8:40
nice comments dude i enjoyed it ,,good work!!
Posted: 8 years ago at Aug 15 11:27
very interesting list, I love it :D
and ur comments are also great ^^
Posted: 8 years ago at Aug 15 13:30
awesome list
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Posted: 8 years ago at Aug 15 14:51
Haha, great list! I suggest:
+ www.listal.com/movie/the-incredible-melting-man
+ www.listal.com/movie/ill-always-know-you-did (this is actually worst then 'I still know')
Posted: 8 years ago at Aug 15 21:29
"Ssssssstupid title." - Hilarious.
Posted: 8 years ago at Aug 15 22:19
Posted: 8 years ago at Aug 16 3:18
Very cool list.

And I tried watching Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter recently & it was so horrible I didn't make it 30 minutes into it.
Posted: 8 years ago at Aug 16 16:51
i just remembered another one..........
"how to loose your friends and alienate people"
Posted: 7 years, 11 months ago at Sep 10 21:52
here's a few
Amazon Women from the Moon
Vampire Vixens From Venus
Killer Klowns
Stop or My Mom Will Shoot
They Shoot Horse Don't They

Posted: 7 years, 9 months ago at Nov 5 13:58
Posted: 7 years, 9 months ago at Nov 10 20:47
hilarious comments and awesome list idea!!
Posted: 7 years, 7 months ago at Jan 18 22:05
I seriously thought that Monsturd was a James Rolfe movie for a second! Haha, seems like something he'd make. Also, wasn't Meltman a character from "Action League Now!"?
Posted: 7 years, 5 months ago at Mar 18 18:07
HAHA, I love your comments :D And since I see you have Sssssss, maybe you wanna add RRRrrrr!!!
Posted: 7 years, 5 months ago at Mar 21 18:06
Now i have seen everything
Posted: 7 years, 2 months ago at Jun 5 12:03
this was the funniest list ever! wow! i am still rofl! lol
great job!
Posted: 7 years, 2 months ago at Jun 8 17:11
How about "The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak?" It's a freaking classic! :)
www.listal.com/viewimage/819636
Posted: 7 years, 1 month ago at Jul 1 18:47
Haha, funny titles!
Posted: 7 years, 1 month ago at Jul 1 23:57
awesome! really funny! :D
Posted: 7 years, 1 month ago at Jul 1 23:57
awesome! really funny! :D
Posted: 7 years, 1 month ago at Jul 2 2:19
Suggestion: Killer Condom
www.listal.com/movie/killer-condom-1996

And trailer:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxEdzPakOI

It's really, REALLY funny haha
Posted: 7 years, 1 month ago at Jul 2 3:30
Great titles, love the added comments!
Posted: 7 years, 1 month ago at Jul 2 3:43
Ssssssss!! LOL!!!
Posted: 7 years, 1 month ago at Jul 2 7:53
Ever heard of The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom?
Posted: 7 years, 1 month ago at Jul 2 8:52
lol killer condoms,
must see that
Posted: 7 years, 1 month ago at Jul 3 18:51
Thanks for putting my suggestion up! I hear they even had a special intro for the movie where an HBO announcer pauses after mentioning the title and asks, "Is that really the title?"
Posted: 7 years, 1 month ago at Jul 20 0:15
Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth
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Posted: 7 years ago at Aug 22 7:33
Awesome list. I actually got more ideas for my "weird movies I want to see" list. Thanks!

Posted: 6 years, 8 months ago at Dec 5 10:39
If anyone is really interested, Cat Dancing is the name of Burt's love interest and it's not a bad western.

You have some great posters and very funny comments.

What about "Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me?"
That was an actual movie from 1971 starring Dustin Hoffman.
Posted: 6 years, 6 months ago at Feb 16 1:17
Funny list!
Posted: 6 years, 6 months ago at Feb 17 20:27
I'm laughing my socks off at the condom one and your comments!!
Posted: 5 years, 9 months ago at Nov 8 18:58
In reference to "Monsturd" It's a bowel movement
Posted: 5 years, 4 months ago at Apr 16 14:42
Cool list!
Posted: 5 years ago at Aug 7 4:12
Don't forget about "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford"... I am wonder what this movie's about...

Also, consider "John Dies At The End". Anyway, great list!
Posted: 5 years ago at Aug 7 6:37
Awesome list! I love your comments especially :D I want to see some of these, LOL

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