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Weirdest Movie Titles! Extended Edition!

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The Incredibly Strange Movie-Makers Who Stopped Thinking and Turned The Audience into Crazy Mixed-Up Zombies.

People who added this item 23  Average listal rating (5 ratings) 4.8  IMDB Rating 4.5 
2. I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat... (1993)
I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook and Now I Have a Three Picture Deal With Disney.

Believe it or not, this is a real movie. Unfortunately no poster is available.

People who added this item 6  Average listal rating (0 ratings) 0  IMDB Rating
3. Zeisters (1986)
AKA: Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid!


People who added this item 14  Average listal rating (6 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating
4. The Man Who Loved Cat Dancing (1973)
It's a western, starring Burt Reynolds. I don't know what it's about though. Hopefully it isn't really about dancing cats.


People who added this item 551  Average listal rating (399 ratings) 4.1  IMDB Rating 3.9 
5. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992)
This makes me question mankind.


People who added this item 206  Average listal rating (108 ratings) 4.9  IMDB Rating 4.6 
6. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Also one of the strangest posters of all time. That alien in the top corner doesn't even wanna get involved.


People who added this item 350  Average listal rating (223 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating 6.1 
7. Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
If there actually are Killer Klowns in outer space, we're screwed.



Also according to this poser, we are dangerously close to Jupiter for some reason.

People who added this item 37  Average listal rating (20 ratings) 6.1  IMDB Rating 4.8 
8. Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)
Really, who green-lighted this?



How big of a difference does it make that they're in Hollywood?

People who added this item 25  Average listal rating (8 ratings) 2.8  IMDB Rating 2.8 
9. Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla (1952)
Is it weird that I really want to see this?


People who added this item 160  Average listal rating (102 ratings) 6.2  IMDB Rating 6.6 
10. The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came D... (1995)
Is that supposed to be like a metaphor of some sort?


People who added this item 207  Average listal rating (145 ratings) 6.3  IMDB Rating 6.6 
11. Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Dri... (1996)
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.

I'll never drink juice the same way again.


People who added this item 1227  Average listal rating (766 ratings) 4.4  IMDB Rating 4.5 
12. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
Still? Then why don't you just tell everyone and get it over with!?


People who added this item 23  Average listal rating (11 ratings) 6.7  IMDB Rating 6.6 
13. Phffft (1954)
No Comment. Well technically that was a comment, but besides that nothing!


People who added this item 205  Average listal rating (139 ratings) 3.9  IMDB Rating 3.6 
14. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
So many poorly chosen words in that movie title.


People who added this item 29  Average listal rating (19 ratings) 6.2  IMDB Rating 4.6 
15. KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978)
Sequel to "KISS Saves Christmas"?


People who added this item 56  Average listal rating (21 ratings) 5.8  IMDB Rating 5.4 
16. Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988)
Plot: The world is taken over by frogs, so a guy named "Hell" has to kill them all.


People who added this item 14  Average listal rating (6 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating 4.9 
17. Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Deat... (1989)
Is anyone actually reading these?


People who added this item 51  Average listal rating (27 ratings) 5  IMDB Rating 5.5 
18. Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things (1973)
That pretty much goes without saying.


People who added this item 8  Average listal rating (1 ratings) 1  IMDB Rating 3.6 
19. I Dismember Mama (1972)
The title just gave away the whole movie.


People who added this item 139  Average listal rating (81 ratings) 7.2  IMDB Rating 7.2 
20. Don't Torture a Duckling (1972)
Believe it or not this movie is actually about torturing ducks.



If you believed that first comment, don't have children.

People who added this item 1299  Average listal rating (784 ratings) 6.1  IMDB Rating 6.3 
21. The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009)
Goat should have won an Oscar.

James B.'s rating:

People who added this item 123  Average listal rating (48 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating 7.1 
22. The House with Laughing Windows (1976)
That would be annoying if you were trying to fall asleep.


People who added this item 879  Average listal rating (447 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating 7.1 
23. My Own Private Idaho (1991)
Plot: Gay prostitutes fall in love.


People who added this item 15  Average listal rating (7 ratings) 3.1  IMDB Rating 3.9 
24. Monsturd (2003)
"It's not just a movie, It's a movement". What?

Like a bowel movement? So they're basically saying this movie is shit.

Why would you put that review on the poster?


People who added this item 1075  Average listal rating (599 ratings) 5.9  IMDB Rating 6.6 
25. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (2005)
It would be better if it was The Cult of the Traveling Pants.



This movie is ASS. I'm so damn funny.

People who added this item 27  Average listal rating (13 ratings) 7  IMDB Rating 4.3 
26. Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)
It's often hard to tell weather or not these movies are pornos.


People who added this item 53  Average listal rating (30 ratings) 5.5  IMDB Rating 5.2 
27. Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
I want this movie in my collection.


People who added this item 25  Average listal rating (14 ratings) 3.4  IMDB Rating
28. Eegah (1962)
My exact reaction to the poster.


People who added this item 16  Average listal rating (7 ratings) 5.6  IMDB Rating 4.3 
29. Bride of the Gorilla (1951)
I wish I could have been at the wedding.


People who added this item 5863  Average listal rating (3865 ratings) 8  IMDB Rating 8.4 
30. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
I really didn't know what to think about this movie.



P.S. It's actually a really great movie.
James B.'s rating:

People who added this item 732  Average listal rating (445 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating
31. Black Snake Moan (2006)
This is the last movie I'd expect to see Justin Timberlake in.


People who added this item 290  Average listal rating (196 ratings) 2.8  IMDB Rating
32. Gigli (2003)
What does anyone expect going in to a film called Gigli? Is it the name of a character? Is it an illness the main character contracts?


People who added this item 26  Average listal rating (10 ratings) 6.3  IMDB Rating 4.8 
33. Rabid Grannies (1988)
I want to see this movie.


People who added this item 46  Average listal rating (23 ratings) 5.7  IMDB Rating 5.3 
34. Sssssss (1973)
Ssssssstupid title.


People who added this item 394  Average listal rating (206 ratings) 7.2  IMDB Rating 6.8 
35. Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965)
These people were definitely high when they made this movie.



And what the hell is wrong with that girl in the background?

People who added this item 50  Average listal rating (14 ratings) 6.1  IMDB Rating 5.9 
36. The Last Time I Committed Suicide (1997)
....I died. It's a very short movie.

People who added this item 727  Average listal rating (435 ratings) 6.8  IMDB Rating 6.8 
37. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About S... (1972)
Recommended by growl_kid

Woody, why do you always have to be so neurotic!


People who added this item 36  Average listal rating (16 ratings) 4.7  IMDB Rating 3.6 
38. The Incredible Melting Man (1977)
Recommended by dan.

So he melts, and we're supposed to be afraid?


People who added this item 158  Average listal rating (99 ratings) 3.8  IMDB Rating 3.5 
39. I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)
Recommended by dan.

Thank you dan for pointing this out, it actually is stupider than "I Still Know".


People who added this item 374  Average listal rating (239 ratings) 6.2  IMDB Rating 6.3 
40. To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie New... (1995)
Recommended by ♥ CHANi.

I'm sure if Wong Foo were here he'd say "Your wlecome Julie!".


People who added this item 2555  Average listal rating (1505 ratings) 8.3  IMDB Rating 8.5 
41. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Wo... (1964)
Recommended by ♥ CHANi.

Can't believe I forgot about this one!

James B.'s rating:

People who added this item 7  Average listal rating (3 ratings) 6.3  IMDB Rating 5.3 
42. Raped by an Angel 4: The Raper's Union (1999)
Recommended by Hyomil.

....Wow. Just wow.


People who added this item 664  Average listal rating (411 ratings) 5.7  IMDB Rating 6.5 
43. How to Lose Friends & Alienate People (2008)
Recommended by growl_kid.

Hah, I don't even need to watch this movie to do that!



im so lonely

People who added this item 273  Average listal rating (162 ratings) 6.6  IMDB Rating 6.7 
44. A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy (1982)
Dammit woody!


People who added this item 48  Average listal rating (26 ratings) 3.1  IMDB Rating 2.7 
45. The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah ... (2010)
The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It

Recommended by Kris.

"Best movie of all time!" - No One.


People who added this item 47  Average listal rating (34 ratings) 6.1  IMDB Rating 6.3 
46. A Complete History of My Sexual Failures (2008)
Recommended by C!pH3r

I half expected this to be directed by Woody Allen.


People who added this item 14  Average listal rating (6 ratings) 5.3  IMDB Rating 4.9 
47. Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Hump... (1969)
Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?

Recommended by el_raulo.

Heironymus Merkin should change his name.


People who added this item 105  Average listal rating (70 ratings) 5.7  IMDB Rating 5.7 
48. RRRrrrr!!! (2004)
Recommended by Myriam.

What happens when you can't think of a real title for your movie.


People who added this item 37  Average listal rating (28 ratings) 5.9  IMDB Rating 5.2 
49. The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the ... (1984)
The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak

Recommended by Fnord Perfect.

Wait, which one's Gwendoline?


People who added this item 47  Average listal rating (19 ratings) 6.3  IMDB Rating 5.2 
50. Killer Condom (1996)
Recommended by renan.

Don't use a condom, you get STD's. Use a condom, get you d**k bitten off. You can't win.



Wait, are these people using the same condom over and over again? Or is there an army of evil condoms on the loose. (That was probably the weirdest thing I've ever typed)


 

The director's cut (his wrists).

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Comments

Posted: 4 years ago at Aug 15 2:58
'Everything i always wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask'!
Posted: 4 years ago at Aug 15 7:39
growl_kid , a great suggestion !
Posted: 4 years ago at Aug 15 8:40
nice comments dude i enjoyed it ,,good work!!
Posted: 4 years ago at Aug 15 11:27
very interesting list, I love it :D
and ur comments are also great ^^
Posted: 4 years ago at Aug 15 13:30
awesome list
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Posted: 4 years ago at Aug 15 14:51
Haha, great list! I suggest:
+ http://www.listal.com/movie/the-incredible-melting-man
+ http://www.listal.com/movie/ill-always-know-you-did (this is actually worst then 'I still know')
Posted: 4 years ago at Aug 15 21:29
"Ssssssstupid title." - Hilarious.
Posted: 4 years ago at Aug 15 22:19
Posted: 4 years ago at Aug 16 3:18
Very cool list.

And I tried watching Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter recently & it was so horrible I didn't make it 30 minutes into it.
Posted: 4 years ago at Aug 16 16:51
i just remembered another one..........
"how to loose your friends and alienate people"
Posted: 3 years, 11 months ago at Sep 10 21:52
here's a few
Amazon Women from the Moon
Vampire Vixens From Venus
Killer Klowns
Stop or My Mom Will Shoot
They Shoot Horse Don't They

Posted: 3 years, 9 months ago at Nov 5 13:58
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0149551
Posted: 3 years, 9 months ago at Nov 10 20:47
hilarious comments and awesome list idea!!
Posted: 3 years, 7 months ago at Jan 18 22:05
I seriously thought that Monsturd was a James Rolfe movie for a second! Haha, seems like something he'd make. Also, wasn't Meltman a character from "Action League Now!"?
Posted: 3 years, 5 months ago at Mar 18 18:07
HAHA, I love your comments :D And since I see you have Sssssss, maybe you wanna add RRRrrrr!!!
Posted: 3 years, 5 months ago at Mar 21 18:06
Now i have seen everything
Posted: 3 years, 2 months ago at Jun 5 12:03
this was the funniest list ever! wow! i am still rofl! lol
great job!
Posted: 3 years, 2 months ago at Jun 8 17:11
How about "The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak?" It's a freaking classic! :)
http://www.listal.com/viewimage/819636
Posted: 3 years, 1 month ago at Jul 1 18:47
Haha, funny titles!
Posted: 3 years, 1 month ago at Jul 1 23:57
awesome! really funny! :D
Posted: 3 years, 1 month ago at Jul 1 23:57
awesome! really funny! :D
Posted: 3 years, 1 month ago at Jul 2 2:19
Suggestion: Killer Condom
http://www.listal.com/movie/killer-condom-1996

And trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxEdzPakOI

It's really, REALLY funny haha
Posted: 3 years, 1 month ago at Jul 2 3:30
Great titles, love the added comments!
Posted: 3 years, 1 month ago at Jul 2 3:43
Ssssssss!! LOL!!!
Posted: 3 years, 1 month ago at Jul 2 7:53
Ever heard of The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom?
Posted: 3 years, 1 month ago at Jul 2 8:52
lol killer condoms,
must see that
Posted: 3 years, 1 month ago at Jul 3 18:51
Thanks for putting my suggestion up! I hear they even had a special intro for the movie where an HBO announcer pauses after mentioning the title and asks, "Is that really the title?"
Posted: 3 years, 1 month ago at Jul 20 0:15
Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth
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Posted: 3 years ago at Aug 22 7:33
Awesome list. I actually got more ideas for my "weird movies I want to see" list. Thanks!

Posted: 2 years, 8 months ago at Dec 5 10:39
If anyone is really interested, Cat Dancing is the name of Burt's love interest and it's not a bad western.

You have some great posters and very funny comments.

What about "Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me?"
That was an actual movie from 1971 starring Dustin Hoffman.
Posted: 2 years, 6 months ago at Feb 16 1:17
Funny list!
Posted: 2 years, 6 months ago at Feb 17 20:27
I'm laughing my socks off at the condom one and your comments!!
Posted: 1 year, 9 months ago at Nov 8 18:58
In reference to "Monsturd" It's a bowel movement
Posted: 1 year, 4 months ago at Apr 16 14:42
Cool list!
Posted: 1 year ago at Aug 7 4:12
Don't forget about "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford"... I am wonder what this movie's about...

Also, consider "John Dies At The End". Anyway, great list!
Posted: 1 year ago at Aug 7 6:37
Awesome list! I love your comments especially :D I want to see some of these, LOL

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