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The Rules of Wedding Crashing

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Rule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own.
Rule #2: Never use your real name.


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Rule #3: Never confess.
Rule #4: No one goes home alone


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Rule #5: Never let a girl come between you and a fellow Crasher.
Rule #6: Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.


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Rule #7: Blend in by standing out.
Rule #8: Be the life of the party.


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Rule #9: Whatever it takes to get in, get in.
Rule #10: Invitations are for pussies.


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Rule #11: Sensitive is good.
Rule #12: When it stops being fun, break something.


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Rule #13: Bridesmaids are desperate - console them.
Rule #14: You're a distant relative of a dead cousin.


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Rule #15: Fight the urge to tell the truth.
Rule #16: Always have an up-to-date family tree.


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Rule #17: Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night.
Rule #18: You love animals and children.


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Rule #19: Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it.
Rule #20: The older the better, the younger the better (See Rule #21).


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Rule #21: Definitely make sure she's 18.
Rule #22: You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime.


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Rule #23: There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there's enough women to go around.
Rule #24: If you get outted, leave calmly. Do not run.


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Rule #25: You understand she heard that, but that's not what you meant.
Rule #26: Of course you love her.


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Rule #27: Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close.
Rule #28: Make sure there's an open bar.


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Rule #29: Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again.
Rule #30: Know the playbook so you can call an audible.




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Rule #31: If you call an audible, always make sure your fellow Crashers know.
Rule #32: Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse.


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Rule #33: Never go back to your place.
Rule #34: Be gone by sunrise.


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Rule #35: Breakfast is for closers.
Rule #36: Your favorite movie is "The English Patient".


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Rule #37: At the reception, one hard drink or two beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher.
Rule #38: Never hit on the bride! It's a one-way ticket to the pavement.


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Rule #39: The way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor.
Rule #40: Dance with old folks and the kids. The girls will think you're "sweet."


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Rule #41: Try not to break anything, unless you're not having fun.
Rule #42: At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough to wedding party to seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing.


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Rule #43: Create an air of mystery that involves some painful experience when interacting with the girl you're after, but don't talk about it. Allude to it. Then walk away, She'll follow.
Rule #44: Always remember your fake name!


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Rule #45: The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don't sully them by "improvising."
Rule #46: You forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the church.


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Rule #47: Make sure all the single women at the wedding know you're there because you've just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiancée.
Rule #48: Always work the following into a conversation: "Yeah, I have tons of money. But how does one buy happiness?"


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Rule #49: Be pensive! It draws out the "healer" in women.
Rule #50: Always pull out in time.


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Rule #51: Tell any woman you're interested in that you'd love to stay, but you promised to help out at the homeless shelter today.
Rule #52: Get choked up during the service. The girls will think you're "sensitive". Bring a slice of onion or artificial tears if necessary.


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Rule #53: Avoid virgins. They're too clingy.
Rule #54: If pressed, tell people you're related to Uncle Ned. Everyone has an Uncle Ned.


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Rule #55: Don't fixate on one woman. ALWAYS have a back-up.
Rule #56: When seeing a rival crasher, do not interact. Merely acknowledge each other with a tug on the earlobe and gracefully move on.


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Rule #57: The Ferrari's in the shop.
Rule #58: If two rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield.


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Rule #59: No "chicken dancing" - no exceptions.
Rule #60: When crashing out of state, request permission from a local Wedding Crasher chapter.


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Rule #61: No more than two weddings a weekend. More and your game gets sloppy.
Rule #62: Bring an extra umbrella when it rains. Courtesy opens more legs than charm.




Note : Obviously, Hugh Grant was not in 'Wedding Crashers' but he was in 'Four Weddings and a Funeral'.
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Rule #63: Always save room for cake.
Rule #64: When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island.




Note : Obviously, Andie MacDowell was not in 'Wedding Crashers' but she was in 'Four Weddings and a Funeral'.
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Rule #65: Smile! You're having the time of your life.
Rule #66: Mix it up a little. You can't always be the man with the haunted past.




Note : Obviously, Kristin Scott Thomas was not in 'Wedding Crashers' but she was in 'Four Weddings and a Funeral'.
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Rule #67: No sex on the altar. Confessionals, okay. Chair lofts, better.
Rule #68: Two shut-outs in a row? It's time to take a week off. Ask yourself: what is getting in the way of my happiness?



Note : Obviously, John Hannah was not in 'Wedding Crashers' but he was in 'Four Weddings and a Funeral'.
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Rule #69: Research, research, research the wedding party. And when you are done researching, research some more.
Rule #70: Studies show that women have a more developed sense of smell. Breath mints: small cost, big yield.




Note : Obviously, Julia Roberts was not in 'Wedding Crashers' but she was in 'My Best Friend's Wedding'.
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Rule #71: No excuses. Play like a champion!
Rule #72: In case of emergency, refer to the playbook.




Note : Obviously, Dermot Mulroney was not in 'Wedding Crashers' but he was in 'My Best Friend's Wedding'.
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Rule #73: Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up.
Rule #74: Keep interactions with the parents of the bride to a minimum.




Note : Obviously, Cameron Diaz was not in 'Wedding Crashers' but she was in 'My Best Friend's Wedding'.
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Rule #75: Carry extra protection.
Rule #76: The unmarried female rabbi - is she fair game? Of course she is.




Note : Obviously, Rupert Everett was not in 'Wedding Crashers' but he was in 'My Best Friend's Wedding'.
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Rule #77: The tables furthest from the kitchen always get served dinner first.
Rule #78: Stop, look, listen. At weddings. In life.




Note : Obviously, Rachel Griffiths was not in 'Wedding Crashers' but she was in 'My Best Friend's Wedding'.
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Rule #79: Occasionally bring a real gift. You're getting sex without having to buy dinner, so you can afford a blender.
Rule #80: Always think ahead, but always stay in the moment. Reconcile this paradox and you'll not only get the girl, you might also get peace of mind.




Note : Obviously, Steve Martin was not in 'Wedding Crashers' but he was in 'Father of the Bride'.
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Rule #81: Don't let the ring bearer bum your smokes. His parents may start to ask questions.
Rule #82: Stay clear of the wedding planner. They may recognize you and start to wonder.
Rule #83: Don't use the "I have two months to live" bit - not cool, not effective.




Note : Obviously, Diane Keaton was not in 'Wedding Crashers' but she was in 'Father of the Bride'.
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Rule #84: Shoes say a lot about a man.
Rule #85: Always choose large weddings. More choice. Easier to blend.
Rule #86: You're from out of town. ALWAYS.




Note : Obviously, Kieran Culkin was not in 'Wedding Crashers' but he was in 'Father of the Bride'.
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Rule #87: Know something about the place you say you are from. Texas is played out. For some reason, New Hampshire seems to work.
Rule #88: Of course you dream of one day having children.
Rule #89: Never dance to "What I Like About You." It's long past time to let that song go. Someone will request it at every wedding. Don't dance to it. No matter how hot she is.




Note : Obviously, Martin Short was not in 'Wedding Crashers' but he was in 'Father of the Bride'.
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Rule #90: Tell the bride's friends and family that you are family of the groom and vice-versa.
Rule #91: Only take one car. You never know when you'll need to make a fast escape.
Rule #92: Deep down, most people hate themselves. This knowledge is the key to most bedroom doors.




Note : Obviously, Jennifer Lopez was not in 'Wedding Crashers' but she was in 'The Wedding planner'.
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Rule #93: Try not to show off on the dance floor. That means you Jeremy.
Rule #94: Etiquette isn't old-fashioned, it's sexy.
Rule #95: Catholic weddings - the classic dilemma: painfully long ceremony, horny girls.




Note : Obviously, Matthew McConaughey was not in 'Wedding Crashers' but he was in 'The Wedding planner'.
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Rule #96: The newspaper Wedding Announcements are your racing form. Choose carefully.
Rule #97: Be judicious with cologne. Citrus tones are best.
Rule #98: Save the tuxes for "the big show" only.




Note : Obviously, Bridgette Wilson was not in 'Wedding Crashers' but she was in 'The Wedding planner'.
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Rule #99: Avoid women who were psychology majors in college.
Rule #100: No periwinkle colored ties, please.
Rule #101: Always have an early "appointment" the next morning.




Note : Obviously, Kevin Pollak was not in 'Wedding Crashers' but he was in 'The Wedding planner'.
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Rule #102: Be well groomed and well-mannered.
Rule #103: Never cockblock a fellow crasher. Cockblocking an invited guest is okay.
Rule #104: Eat plentiful, digest your food. You'll need the energy for later.




Note : Obviously, Robin Williams was not in 'Wedding Crashers' but he was in 'License to Wed'.
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Rule #105: Know when to abandon ship if it ain't floating.
Rule #106: Know your swing and salsa dancing. Girls love to get twisted around.
Rule #107: Always carry an assortment of placecards to match any wedding design.




Note : Obviously, Mandy Moore was not in 'Wedding Crashers' but she swas in 'License to Wed'.
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Rule #108: Make sure your magic trick and balloon animal skills are not rusty. If the kids love it, the girls will too.
Rule #109: Never reveal your true identity.
Rule #110: Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket.




Note : Obviously, John Krasinski was not in 'Wedding Crashers' but he swas in 'License to Wed'.
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Honestly, I thought that 'Wedding Crashers' was a little bit disappointing. During the first 20 minutes, you see Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn indeed wedding crashing and it is indeed awesomely funny. But then the movie becomes a rather standard romantic-comedy and then the rest of the movie has actually barely anything to do with wedding crashing. Too bad...

But if you're like me, fascinated by the whole concept of 'Wedding Crashing', check those rules !



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Comments

Posted: 6 years, 2 months ago at Jun 4 4:46
This is at least 50 rules too many. :P I commend you on collecting all of them though.
Posted: 6 years, 2 months ago at Jun 11 22:32
Rule #12:When it stops being fun, break something.
Rule #24: If you get outted, leave calmly. Do not run.
Rule #36: Your favorite movie is "The English Patient".
Rule #44: Always remember your fake name!

thoese are the ones that made me go LMHO! wow
truly you made a lot of effort in your list! and it IS amazing! way to go! :D
Posted: 6 years, 2 months ago at Jun 14 7:52
hahaha DAM , awesome , (btw i was half way through making the same list :D and i saw urs on the front page today , so i delete myn :D ) good job ;)
Posted: 6 years, 2 months ago at Jun 14 8:54
these rules are hilarious. Gotta see the movie.
Posted: 6 years, 2 months ago at Jun 14 13:03
now do this for funeral crashing!hahaha!
Posted: 6 years, 2 months ago at Jun 14 13:07
@blackjack9, I know it is just a joke, but honestly, to pick up some girls at a wedding, it is pretty cool and funny but to pick up some girls at a funeral is rather sick and creepy...
Posted: 6 years, 1 month ago at Jul 5 15:46
I love this list. :DD It's hilarious, though I've never seen the movie.
Posted: 6 years, 1 month ago at Jul 5 16:15
@Dierdre, the list is actually funnier than the movie itself, in my opinion.
Posted: 5 years, 10 months ago at Sep 26 10:04
Brilliantly funny list! well done!
Posted: 3 years, 6 months ago at Feb 9 13:26
Amaaaaaaazing list and so funny :DDDDD

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