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U.S. Special Forces (Predator)

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Major Alan "Dutch" Schaefer

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?

Stats

Primary Weapon: M16 Assault Rifle with an Integral M203 Under-barrel Grenade Launcher
Secondary Weapon: Cigars
Other: Combat Knife, Bow & Arrow

Roles & Skills: Commanding Officer, Survivalist, Woodsman, Pun Extroadinaire

You're one... *ugly* motherfucker!

Notes

Legendary Moment: The entire montage of him preparing for the final confrontation.

My Personal Thoughts: Legend. Aboslute FUCKING Legend. Nobody else in the human world could have lead this squad of barbarians. Dutch is one of those cocky action heroes that doesn't deserve any comeuppance because he proves that he cannot fail.

Cause of Death: None. Dutch survived the odds and bested the Predator.

10/10
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Major George Dillon

You saying that Blain and Hawkins were killed by a fucking lizard? That's a bullshit psyche job. There is 2 to 3 men out there at the most. Fucking lizard.

I woke up. Why don't you? You're an asset. An expendable asset. And I used you to get the job done, got it?

Stats

Primary Weapon: MP5 Submachine Gun
Secondary Weapon: Paperwork
Other: None

Roles & Skills: Bureacrat

You really think this boyscout-bullshit is gonna work?

Notes

Legendary Moment: Running after the Predator for one last act of vengeance.

My Personal Thoughts: Originally I didn't like him much. But when he picks up some bad habits from Dutch, he is a must-have addition to the squad.

Cause of Death: After realising his and Mac's plan failed, Dillon lets loose on the approaching alien. The Predator's plasma cannon tears off Dillon's arm but that doesn't stop him! Whilst still aiming, The Predator makes it way to Dillon and impales him through the gut and lifts him several feet off the ground as he releases a mighty roar.

8/10
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Lieutenant Billy Sole

There's something in those trees...

The only way outta here is that valley that leads to the east. But I wouldn't wish that on a broke-dick dog.

Stats

Primary Weapon: M16A2 5.56mm Semi-automatic Rifle
Secondary Weapon: Combat Knife
Other: None

Roles & Skills: Tracker, "Sixth Sense", Survivalist

There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die.

Notes

Legendary Moment: In hostile territory, standing in the middle of a clearing because he had a strange feeling about the road ahead.

My Personal Thoughts: The most enigmatic of the group. Billy's strong but silent composure makes him a very potent member of the team. His legendary laugh makes him Grade-A hero material.

Cause of Death: Realising that the group can't move as fast as before, Billy elects to stay behind to challenge the Predator in a one-on-one knife fight. All we hear is a scream...

9/10
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Lieutenant Jorge "Poncho" Ramirez

You got time to duck?

Jesus, you killed a pig... think you could found something bigger?

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Primary Weapon: H&K MP5A3 Submachine Gun
Secondary Weapon: Milkor MGL Grenade Launcher
Other: None

Roles & Skills: Scout, Translator

Not a thing. Not a fucking trace. No blood, no bodies... We hit nothing!

Notes

Legendary Moment: Strapping a grenade launcher to sore-asses.

My Personal Thoughts: Poncho had a few one-liners that had me creasing up.

Cause of Death: After a trap set for the Predator backfires and cracks a number of his ribs, Poncho is relegated to luggage as Dutch has to carry him through the jungle. Sadly, he takes a plasma bolt to the skull and is no longer amongst the living there after.

7/10
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Sergeant Blain Cooper

You lose it here, you're in a world of hurt.

I ain't got time to bleed.

Stats

Primary Weapon: Ol' Painless (GE M134 Minigun)
Secondary Weapon: T-Rex Tobacco
Other: None

Roles & Skills: Doesn't bleed, Weapons Specialist

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaur, just like me.

Notes

Legendary Moment: Shooting tobacco at the feet of a superior officer without consequence.

My Personal Thoughts: The asshole of the bunch. He doesn't have a good word to say about anyone. But what a fucking hero. His jaw is made of titanium!

Cause of Death: The Predator managed to see Ol' Painless and realised that Blain was a massive threat. He is assaulted during a patrol in the jungle by a plasma bolt and is left with a gaping chest cavity.

8/10
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Average listal rating (79 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 0
Sergeant "Mac" Eliot

You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?

I'm gonna cut your name right into him!

Stats

Primary Weapon: M60 Shorty
Secondary Weapon: Disposable Razor Blade
Other: M18A1 Claymore Mines & M49A1 Trip Flares

Roles & Skills: Ordinance Specialist

Anytime...

Notes

Legendary Moment: Letting lose Ol' Painless on the rainforest. Its a wonder they still exist!

My Personal Thoughts: Quote Mac-hine. He provided an ominous and overbearing presence within the group itself.

Cause of Death: Gone somewhat insane after his war buddy was taken down, Mac decides to pursue the Predator by himself. Trying to outflank him, Mac is caught out and pays for it with his life.

9/10
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Sergeant Rick Hawkins

Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."

See, cuz of the echo.

Stats

Primary Weapon: H&K MP5A3 Submachine Gun
Secondary Weapon: Comic Books
Other: Radio & Med-kit

Roles & Skills: Radio Operator, Field Medic

Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"

Notes

Legendary Moment: Whilst reading a comic book, he catches a hack-e-sack thrown at him without even looking. Cue shit-eating grin.

My Personal Thoughts: The fish out of water, Hawkins just seemed like he was thrown in for all the 'smart' jobs. His jokes were cringe worthy aswell!

Cause of Death: The squad's wayward baggage, Anna, decides to run off at an awkward time. Hawkins runs her down and pleads with her to stay put but the Predator slashes him from behind. The last we see of him is as a bleeding corpse hanging high above the canopy.

4/10

See, she, she wanted a little one 'cause hers was...... big as a house.
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WARNING!!! ***CONTAINS SPOILERS***

John McTiernan's Predator


One of the most testosterone filled, masciline films to date. The characters needed profiling!



Also see:

My Review
United States Colonial Marines
Escafeld's AvP Novel Series

Escafeld's Science Fiction Multi-Media List

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Comments

Posted: 9 years, 3 months ago at Sep 1 13:46
This is way too manly for me to even comprehend.
Posted: 9 years, 3 months ago at Sep 1 18:08
Great list. Have added a link to it from my list The Aliens & Predator Novel Series.
Posted: 7 years, 2 months ago at Oct 2 6:23
KCenturian!! Yooou sonuvabitch!!!
(D.Burd gives KC an extremely testosterone filled arm-wrestling/handshake thing-a-muh-bob)

Best. Fucking. List. EVER!
Posted: 7 years, 2 months ago at Oct 2 20:58
This are the most real bad asses ever captured on film! And what a movie!
Posted: 7 years, 2 months ago at Oct 3 11:46
Damn this movie is great
Posted: 6 years, 7 months ago at May 8 1:53
Great descriptions... My most fav. was Sgt. Blain Cooper!

"I ain't got no time to bleed" may be a cheesy line but it sure is Bad-ass!
Posted: 6 years, 3 months ago at Aug 24 6:12
Legend...
Posted: 5 years, 6 months ago at Jun 7 19:53
ONE OF MY FAVS MOVIES EVER, I SEE IT 50ty TIMES I GUESS, EXCELLENT LIST.
Posted: 5 years ago at Nov 21 18:30
Amazing list! One of my all time favourite films!!
Posted: 5 years ago at Nov 22 10:03
My favorite movie!!!! of course you have my vote !!!!!
Posted: 5 years ago at Dec 6 16:08
Great list bro, makes me want to watch the movie.
Posted: 2 years, 2 months ago at Sep 25 13:29
PREDATOR - This film make you feel pumped full of energy and a feeling of manliness. Manliest Movie Ever Made, beginning with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Carl Weathers giving each other a manly handshake, featuring Jesse "The Body" Ventura toting a Gatling gun, and starting the climax with Arnold bare chested, covered in mud and screaming out a battle cry. sculpted chests, broad shoulders, narrow waists and washboard abs. Close ups of oiled biceps, shirts blowing up with muscles pumped to max, Arnold kicking an alien's ass, and possibly one of the most unnecessary scenes in all of film One huge muscle guy starts maniacally firing into the jungle, obviously possessed by testosterone , shooting his big gun like he was shooting last load
Posted: 2 months, 4 weeks ago at Sep 16 4:20
I grew a beard while reading your list!
Edit: 2 months, 4 weeks ago

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