If it bleeds, we can kill it. What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?
Primary Weapon: M16 Assault Rifle with an Integral M203 Under-barrel Grenade Launcher Secondary Weapon: Cigars Other: Combat Knife, Bow & Arrow
Roles & Skills: Commanding Officer, Survivalist, Woodsman, Pun Extroadinaire
You're one... *ugly* motherfucker!
Legendary Moment: The entire montage of him preparing for the final confrontation.
My Personal Thoughts: Legend. Aboslute FUCKING Legend. Nobody else in the human world could have lead this squad of barbarians. Dutch is one of those cocky action heroes that doesn't deserve any comeuppance because he proves that he cannot fail.
Cause of Death: None. Dutch survived the odds and bested the Predator.
You saying that Blain and Hawkins were killed by a fucking lizard? That's a bullshit psyche job. There is 2 to 3 men out there at the most. Fucking lizard. I woke up. Why don't you? You're an asset. An expendable asset. And I used you to get the job done, got it?
You really think this boyscout-bullshit is gonna work?
Legendary Moment: Running after the Predator for one last act of vengeance.
My Personal Thoughts: Originally I didn't like him much. But when he picks up some bad habits from Dutch, he is a must-have addition to the squad.
Cause of Death: After realising his and Mac's plan failed, Dillon lets loose on the approaching alien. The Predator's plasma cannon tears off Dillon's arm but that doesn't stop him! Whilst still aiming, The Predator makes it way to Dillon and impales him through the gut and lifts him several feet off the ground as he releases a mighty roar.
Not a thing. Not a fucking trace. No blood, no bodies... We hit nothing!
Legendary Moment: Strapping a grenade launcher to sore-asses.
My Personal Thoughts: Poncho had a few one-liners that had me creasing up.
Cause of Death: After a trap set for the Predator backfires and cracks a number of his ribs, Poncho is relegated to luggage as Dutch has to carry him through the jungle. Sadly, he takes a plasma bolt to the skull and is no longer amongst the living there after.
Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaur, just like me.
Legendary Moment: Shooting tobacco at the feet of a superior officer without consequence.
My Personal Thoughts: The asshole of the bunch. He doesn't have a good word to say about anyone. But what a fucking hero. His jaw is made of titanium!
Cause of Death: The Predator managed to see Ol' Painless and realised that Blain was a massive threat. He is assaulted during a patrol in the jungle by a plasma bolt and is left with a gaping chest cavity.
You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that? I'm gonna cut your name right into him!
Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't." See, cuz of the echo.
Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"
Legendary Moment: Whilst reading a comic book, catching a hack-e-sack thrown at him without looking with a smug look.
My Personal Thoughts: The fish out of water, Hawkins just seemed like he was thrown in for all the 'smart' jobs. His jokes were cringe worthy aswell!
Cause of Death: The squad's wayward baggage, Anna, decides to run off at an awkward time. Hawkins runs her down and pleads with her to stay put but the Predator slashes him from behind. The last we see of him is as a bleeding corpse hanging high above the canopy.
See, she, she wanted a little one 'cause hers was...... big as a house.