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"Twi Hards" obsess about Twilight because they want something to be popular that's not Harry Potter or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. *uses Wikipedia* They *still* make that crap? God, that's from the 80s! Before I was effin' *born*! That is just sad, so sad-- time to move on, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
And then, people who are about Harry Potter and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hate on Twilight because.... um.... because it's not what they like? And they obsess about making fun of romance and everything that's not even intellectshual or.... uh.... a teenage mutant ninja turtle....
And, God! the 80s are over! I want my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles back! Damn you, Twilight! Why should I have to change! No, better-- why should *I* let *you* change! Watch 'Die Hard', dammit! Watch mindless cop dramas! Don't you know that Bruce Willis is supposed to be the star, *every single time*! Or Clint Eastwood. Or, somebody really cold and violent and unloveable like that.
And, so, of course, with an attitude like that, whenever you see some actual romance with grown-up actors like Alec Baldwin, you say, Jesus! This is just Twilight all over again!
*Because you have no idea what an actual romance-comedy with grown-up actors is like, because you've never seen any*, and everything that doesn't center around some cold-hearted unfeeling killing machine all sounds the same to you-- it's all 'Twilight'.
And you what (intelligent!) movie *actually* referenced "Twilight"? "Crazy Stupid Love" (2011), Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling.
But it talks about love, so it's "Twilight"!
By which measure, *The Beatles* is also "Twilight".
No, really. Go watch some old vids of how the news crew in the 60s used to talk about *The Beatles*. Stuffy as shit, and they didn't seem to realize that the only people they were making fools of, was themselves.
"For well you know it's a fool who plays it cool, by making this world a little colder."
Incidentally, I just quoted the greatest fucking song ever written. So you can go fuck yourself, okay.
Oh, and "Gotterdammerung" means "The Twilight of the Gods"-- it must be some kind of "Twilight" prequel....
Hey Jude.
Once you let her under your skin, not everything will be about "Twilight" and teen shit....
Like a bunch of freakin' teenage boys too chicken to ask anyone to dance, so they sit in their corner and talk about 'Star Trek'.
Pathetic.
Weak.
Really, though, tell me.
Does "Twilight" ruin "Hey Jude" for ya?
Because that really is pathetic.
.... You know, if only we could go back to World War II, then you wouldn't have to deal with The Beatles, or Twilight, or any of it, because, believe you me, the world wasn't an oyster of romance back then.
"Close your eyes and I'll kiss you, tomorrow I'll miss you, remember I'll always be true...."
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"Twi Hards" obsess about Twilight because they want something to be popular that's not Harry Potter or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. *uses Wikipedia* They *still* make that crap? God, that's from the 80s! Before I was effin' *born*! That is just sad, so sad-- time to move on, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
And then, people who are about Harry Potter and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hate on Twilight because.... um.... because it's not what they like? And they obsess about making fun of romance and everything that's not even intellectshual or.... uh.... a teenage mutant ninja turtle....
And, God! the 80s are over! I want my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles back! Damn you, Twilight! Why should I have to change! No, better-- why should *I* let *you* change! Watch 'Die Hard', dammit! Watch mindless cop dramas! Don't you know that Bruce Willis is supposed to be the star, *every single time*! Or Clint Eastwood. Or, somebody really cold and violent and unloveable like that.
And, so, of course, with an attitude like that, whenever you see some actual romance with grown-up actors like Alec Baldwin, you say, Jesus! This is just Twilight all over again!
*Because you have no idea what an actual romance-comedy with grown-up actors is like, because you've never seen any*, and everything that doesn't center around some cold-hearted unfeeling killing machine all sounds the same to you-- it's all 'Twilight'.
And you what (intelligent!) movie *actually* referenced "Twilight"? "Crazy Stupid Love" (2011), Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling.
But it talks about love, so it's "Twilight"!
By which measure, *The Beatles* is also "Twilight".
No, really. Go watch some old vids of how the news crew in the 60s used to talk about *The Beatles*. Stuffy as shit, and they didn't seem to realize that the only people they were making fools of, was themselves.
"For well you know it's a fool who plays it cool, by making this world a little colder."
Incidentally, I just quoted the greatest fucking song ever written. So you can go fuck yourself, okay.
Oh, and "Gotterdammerung" means "The Twilight of the Gods"-- it must be some kind of "Twilight" prequel....
Hey Jude.
Once you let her under your skin, not everything will be about "Twilight" and teen shit....
Like a bunch of freakin' teenage boys too chicken to ask anyone to dance, so they sit in their corner and talk about 'Star Trek'.
Pathetic.
Weak.
Really, though, tell me.
Does "Twilight" ruin "Hey Jude" for ya?
Because that really is pathetic.
.... You know, if only we could go back to World War II, then you wouldn't have to deal with The Beatles, or Twilight, or any of it, because, believe you me, the world wasn't an oyster of romance back then.
"Close your eyes and I'll kiss you, tomorrow I'll miss you, remember I'll always be true...."
Oh, Jesus, why won't you save me from this?
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