Tv shows With Quotes Matching "cartoons"

2280   7.9   8.5 

Episode: Little Boys (2007)

Robin, will you watch cartoons with me?

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1333   7.2   8.1 

You are the last good person here at Neptune High. I believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning..

Episode: Welcome Wagon (2006)

She's our age and a detective? Is she also a cartoon?
This girl, she's our age? And she's a detective? Is she also a cartoon?

1753   6.9   7.8 

Episode: Buried Treasure (2007)

You know the kind of guy who likes hanging out with his brother, watching cartoons and also likes to touch things with his tongue? Well, that's me. I'm also the kind of guy who likes hanging out with his brother and watching cartoons... oh wait, I already said that. I also hold the Camden County record for staring at the sun. My name is Randy.

Episode: Sticks & Stones (2006)

I need a Dummies' guide for the Dummies' guide. Half this stuff looks like it's written in Latin. I can't even understand the damn cartoons!

746   6.7   7.8 

This isn't a cartoon, Tommy.
But you see, Shawn, that was a cartoon. Time was compressed, we're real, we're in real time.

1886   6.9   7.7 

Episode: Tick, Tick, Tick, Boom!

The cartoon, he was always trying to drop an anvil on the road runners head, or shoot it at him out of a giant slingshot or fire it at him out of a cannon, inevitably, the cannon tilted up, shot it in the air, it fell down, and made an anvil shaped impression on Wyle E. Coyote's head.
This is a cartoon?
No, no, this just happened to me the other day, I was walking down the street and this giant anvil... YES MOTHER IT'S A CARTOON!

Sneky's rating:

3427   7.3   7.2 

Episode: Chapter Fourteen 'Distractions'

You're a sad cartoon of a broken heart bleeding all over the place. I'm just trying to get your head straight.

2414   7.2   8.1 

Cartoons make me horny. Oh and food.

Episode: Sally Simpson (2004)

Bob's just kinda goofy, like a cartoon. It's kinda like living next to Elmer Fudd..

Episode: Over the Hills and Far Away (2002)

This place is awesome, look they've even got dirty cartoons on the wall.

Episode: Jackie's Cheese Squeeze (2002)

Oh man. First he goes behind your back and takes that modeling job and now this whole Jetsons thing. No futuristic cartoon could ever keep me from you.

Sneky's rating:

2731   7.1   8 

Episode: Spiral (2001)

We should drop a piano on her. Well, it always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment.

Episode: All the Way (2001)

I think I'm a little more adept than a cartoon mouse.

Episode: Forever (2001)

Don't you watch television? I thought all children despise effort and enjoy cartoons.

Episode: Goodbye Iowa (2000)

Well, no Buff, that's why they call them cartoons, not documentaries.

Sneky's rating:

2933   7.4   8.5 

Episode: My Friend the Doctor (2003)

I hit my head so hard I actually saw cartoon birds, then I realized I was in pediatrics and it was just the wall paper.

4509   7.7   8.8 

Episode: The One Where Underdog Gets Away. (1994)

No, no... The actual cartoon character...

Episode: The One Where Chandler Can't Cry. (2000)

See now that I can understand crying over, but Bambi is a cartoon.

Episode: The One with Frank Jr.. (1996)

You do know she's a cartoon?

Episode: The One with the Dollhouse. (1997)

That guy's like a cartoon. What do you see in him anyway?

Sneky's rating:

2722   8.3   9 

Episode: Circle of Friends. (2006)

But the fantasies are all wrong! The guy we're lookin' for wouldn't turn dead dirty things into living cartoons, he'd find that pathetic.

2141   7.5   8.7 

Episode: Product Recall (2007)

I don't care! It was disgusting! Uh, cartoon characters having sex...

1507   7.4   8 

Episode: The Critic in the Cabernet (2009)

No, it is. Booth, you thought you saw Luc Robitaille and then the ghost of a dead friend and now a cartoon baby. Trust me, something is wrong. Trust me.

Episode: The Man in the Bear (2005)

That was not a documentary. It was a cartoon.

Sneky's rating:

2088   6.3   7.3 

Episode: Rush (2003)

I'm an alien, not a cartoon.

Sneky's rating:

2442   8   8.6 

Episode: The Gorilla Experiment (2009)

And a cow, and another car. Whether it's a real car or a cartoon car, you suck at driving.


Episode: The Codpiece Topology

From the Charlie Brown cartoons?

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